I'll take a free beer, with a side of boobs and dashed dreams.

May 12, 2015 2:23 AM

I'll take a free beer, with a side of boobs and dashed dreams.

Sams is so yummy!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now this sign says & false advertising, meaning the other two are real...and they can now be sued for false advertising.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure any Coloradan who sued Sam's would be stoned to death in the empty field across the street...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Colorado what up!? Sam's #3 off Havana in Aurora? Definitely no topless waitresses there.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sure looks like it. Glendale has King Soopers across the street, downtown has high rises, Aurora has open field.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep! I usually laugh at their signs when I drive by, but I legitimately lol'd mid-waffle bite when I looked up and saw this newest one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0