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Nov 15, 2019 4:22 AM
ItsLikeYouKnowWhatever
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scroty
So wait? Your pee pees are a solid #1? Ew.
DrGonzosDirtyShorts
Is the couple eating ramen in the pool the same couple throwing shit at the amazon drone?
TheGhostOfOzymandias
If only my ex wife realized #2 was valid...
prankematiker
German right allows you to stay till 4hr at bathroom, if the working day is 8hr long.
Botticelliii
Was scrolling and wanted to know what the title was. *scrolls up abit* .....oh
CrazyJayBe
A note about that figure out/work bathroom/getting fired one...........................I found the limit...and plenty to do around the house
Tsugumi
*Reads the title* Ok, great.
BlacksMcNutt
This dump is fantastic.I stole like 10 of them.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
Jesus fucking yellow penguins yes
DysgraphicProgrammer
Did anyone else think the first one was a dildo from the thumbnail?
GenericUsername4444
Fuck you too!
onestepbeyondsanity
good stuff
RandomMemmer
You don't need a wife to tell you when the lights changed, the chores of cars behind you would let you know.
96Mystic
"Chores of Cars" is the name of my rock band.
MeowMachine12
Anyone else think the guy from the girlfriend humping comic looks like a goblin?
CrazyJayBe
Can someone ELI5 what four locos are and why would anyone EAT blunts while doing so? Wouldn't smoking be preferable?
PhailRaptor
A 4 Loco is an alcoholic energy drink. Not sure about the blunts, could be referring to edibles.
onecowboytoo
#3 Damn your penis ghosted you.
MissaBean
It is 3:40 am where I am & I can't sleep due to the man laying to my left snoring
B44a
Why do people like guac or avocado it tastes like tasteless fruit paste. WHY NOT HAVE THE TASTE OF SALSA. 1/2
B44a
Like ffs the fact that people like guac means alfredo sauce has got to be a viable chip dip option. 2/2
woogigooie
#2
andywei420
What kind of insane people eat instant noodles while in the pool
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Why the fuck did I just read readjusting as read justing?
Gnakenheimer
I came here to post this. Realised I didn't have to
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Just glad I’m not alone.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
sounds like you're readjusting nicely
Kokaya
CrazyJayBe
Dude...this is the best upvote lol
inteamanda
A lot of things about not being pregnant and here I am at the hospital in labor. Cannot relate.
amphibiousone
All the best friend! Wishing you a speedy and safe birth!
inteamanda
Thank you!
BeaLorS
Best wishes !
inteamanda
Thank you!
ImitationBrand
How does someone have 20 Tinder matches?! Unpossible!!
inconsolabledeplorable
Likable person?
AmbroseGudmaker
calichillionaire
They’re female.
IamfunatpartiesIknow
That was a dude on the photo
RocketNewman
Where’s Nev.
Kinokawa
Gosh, it's 2019.
Mytoothhurty
Ii you're husband is snoring so loud it keeps you up get him checked for sleep apnea, maybe an oral appliance, or collect the life insurance
mcglirkymeow
Hi Karen
comealongtheBEAMtoday
Oral appliance?! That's my husband, you son of a bitch!
Guttar
If he performs well down there, it's for life!
underestimated37
98 suffocation events every hour on average, CPAP saved my life
underestimated37
(8 is severe, and 30 is horrible)
CastleBonerShrinker
Yup! Mine snored/stopped breathing so badly that I never slept out of fear. Has a cpap, now. Sleep apnea can kill, get that shit checked
Frogfox
What if he refuses to go get it checked out?
CastleBonerShrinker
Sincerely urge them to, even if you need to press the issue.. Even if you say just for your sake. It literally shuts down organ function
neithermenoryou
Urge him to sign up for life insurance.
AntaNce
Naw, buy a policy for yeselves
Elunar
"If you are husband"
Elunar
Solid advice tho.
IamtheJubster
I am pregnart
ImgurEatSleep
Can you get pergananant from snoring?
IAlwaysUpvoteHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
How know if im pregante?
ImgurEatSleep
And one of my faves, am I gregnant?