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Mar 26, 2026 2:49 PM
cryborg
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Credit @wadatahmydamie told this joke first https://imgur.com/gallery/4HQbV4C/comment/2495462991
DiracsDelta
He’s white law enforcement. He’s gonna do whatever the fuck he wants.
naughtyrev
Yes
Eyeetsass
This kid hurts animals in his shed at home.
RElGNMAN
A: All three.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
He's asking for the mother-of-all wedgies
wadatahmydamie
AlterSack
You can never know for sure beforehand, but there’s a good chance he’ll shoot you.
woozle
give him a swirlie, a noogie, a wedgie, draw a penis on his forehead and shove him into a locker.
L0rdinquisit0r
this is why he joined ICE.
woozle
I also love me a good rear-admiral and atomic wedgie. Don't kink shame.
meme2zombie
Wow the downvote bots hated this post, they're so obvious and thin skinned XD
cryborg
Yeah it got up to 33 points then went back to 1
meme2zombie
And not one more downvote since I made this comment, almost like it's very obviously not organic voting ;P
SlayerOfGoat
He'll tell you you're beautiful and ask you for your number and then go on an incel rage when you refuse.
secretagentchewbacca
That's how you get shot
SlayerOfGoat
Which history has shown is not an unexpected outcome of incel rage.
secretagentchewbacca
Bingo