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Chrxunleashed
I lost my shit a #14
Booyakahbooyakah619
Aaaayyyy, lightly fried fish filAaaayyyy
W1tness
I too turn into Prince Zuko when carrying groceries.
theotterman
This slowly turned into a cringe dump
RuthlessRuben
This post is like a very nice table with crystal glasses, exquisite silver dishware and a huge skidmark down the last 1/4 of the tablecloth
Acewarren
Jame's name made me Bond laugh!
scooterwillie
The James Bond stronk gets me evrytim
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Lightly fried fish fillets
BabydickJones
For real though, that sink would fill with gunk in a heartbeat and be fucking impossible to clean.
ALittleSumpinSumpin
Just use a scrub brush, no biggie. It would shred a washcloth.
dale5520
All aboard the hate train!
johnnyfaceplant
As a tall person the best response to being asked if you play basket ball is asking if they play mini golf
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
Mehhhh but well done too
dashcan
At first it was funny... then the later ones made me wish for head-explodey powers.
AZRAELSBLADE
Up vote for JtHM reference! Jhonen V rules!
SiIverSoul
The girl who got stabbed and stoned.. jesus.. And a "funny" thing is, that happens alot there. White farmers being targeted and killed.
crazedhermitwizard
Upcoming for the unexpected JTHM reference.
finnthepokeman
When do you want them? The answer will blow your mind
sonicbang
Kinda how I felt on half of them
AlphaDrax
"Freedom has no boundaries"
Micmacdaddywack
Amy Biehl's story is fucked up man
kwansue
Something about the way Tumblr comments on posts is reallllly annoying at times
radpants69
I AM IN TEARS
kwansue
I CANT BREATHE
ItsMano
OBVIOUS PUNCHLINE BUT BOLDED
CarlosOfNightvale
I LOST IT AT OBVIOUS PUNCHLINE
ItsMano
I AM DONE WITH THIS NET PAGE YOU GUYS
DietCokaine
Up until the soldier with the woobie cape was funny, after that I wanted to hit my head on a wall repeatedly.
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
was the kid ok??
lokishadowgirl
nobodytooimportant
GTFO with your fake feminist posts. Please think critically and be able to differentiate trolling from actual feminist thought.
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
eh ? how do you know if trolling or plain stupid ? it's definitely hard on internet
COShepard
mfw i saw the useless paperclip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4taIpALfAo
icameforthedownvotes
#1. *Hast thou
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Stopped reading at the Cape Town rape one. What the actual fuck?
sorrel1000
The one about the daughter falsely accusing her father of rape made me very, very sad
br0586
I hate that this is a thing
ITalkAboutGoats
I don't want to be that guy, but a kid who's sexually active in the second grade, drinking, doing pills...
canadiantimberwolf
It's strange that the issue with not charging her is out of fear of others not reporting rather than her being 11 at the time
ITalkAboutGoats
kinda sounds like someone was abusing her.
drpainmd
Yea, they shoulda charged her. I mean she ruined a persons life.
RubNipNotgay
there are several things to consider, bro
dreadpiratekhan
Some of the dump was funny, but a lot of it was misogynistic, which at this point is just boring.
BabydickJones
I did what I could for your votes, but this is imgur, and this is the hill we die on.
Wrath93
Shut the fuck up
dreadpiratekhan
Shan't.
Wrath93
m'lady
dreadpiratekhan
no need to be so formal; yer trilby is showin'
LRWerewolf
Lightly fried fish fillets!
YoungAlvedon
Squarcle
SilverWingsofMorning
Say lightly fried fish filets, one more time
Itdoesntsuck
Lightly fried fish filets. ;-)
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
1/2 Funny dump! You forgot to blackout the names of the facebook people who were trying to accuse the ex of rape. I think it is disgraceful
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
2/3 what they are going but I still think, in a dump, the names should be blacked out. I am sure the proper authorities dealt with it,
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
3/3 don't want any vigilantes.
YourSocksHaveHoles
Wait wait....is the NYC thing true about bartenders? I would absolutely refuse
hannerzbananerz
Recently did a bartending certification course; it's illegal to refuse a pregnant lady service in WA, too. Same level as racial stuff -_-
bilateralunsymmetry
I would spit in their drinks in front of them and say it's my right to do this. Do you still want it?
caboops
OK Kim davis. You shouldn't be allowed to force your morals on someone else. /s
SugarCoatedBullshit
As a bartender, it's about the liability, not the moral justification.
caboops
I was a bartender for years, i know. thus the sarcasm.
G11marksman
I really hope you're being sarcastic. The baby can fucking die / come out fucked up as hell. That's not 'morals' that's fucking fact
caboops
Thats what the "/s" means, bro. sarcasm.
RedReddington
TIL no one knows what /s means.
caboops
For real, I thought it was widely known haha
SugarCoatedBullshit
I thought it was a typo because so many people can't spell. My bad dude!
hobnobmacabre
It's considered discrimination. Unless you are performing an ultrasound at the bar, you have no idea what's going on in her uterus.
caboops
Since when is discrimination inherently evil? WWE discriminate all the time for the sake of safety
hobnobmacabre
How many embarrassing stories are there about well intentioned people asking about a woman's due date only to find they aren't pregnant?
caboops
As a bartender Id rather be embarrassed and give them free food, than risk killing a fetus and going to jail.
hobnobmacabre
Didn't say it was. Only that they may appear pregnant and aren't. It happens pretty often.
caboops
Then you accidentally offended someone, and they will probably get their fat as some free food and drinks. I'd rather offend someone 1/2
hobnobmacabre
That's not the point. It's illegal. You won't "hurt someone's feelings" you'll get sued and lose your job.
caboops
2/2 than risk serving alcohol to a fetus.