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Every day during the pandemic I sent my friends memes until my phone could take no more. This is their story.
There's an incredible spooky podcast called Light House and I recommend it if you enjoy the spook. Link in comments.
Blood. It's always blood.
The answer is no, it's always no.
I have been actually called for this. And spiders.
Amen raccoon. Amen.
You ever feel like life is an unstuffed Oreo
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ParallelParkingInABurka
I've only just started reading these, but +1 for "this is their story" alone.
ChristosMylordos
#29 "Sex is the Devil" could be a Rob Zombie song
Monteez
That last one though.
blargnobia
#22 "half man, half nothing else" describes season 8 Tyrion pretty well.
JPRiddles
#34 I'm getting married tomorrow and I would love if someone did this!
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
This is a truly solid dump. A little corny, a little nutty, and a little dark.
Pheehelm
#29 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-04-29
capughe
#29 after my two brothers had babies out of wedlock my parents didn't even care about marriage first anymore.
Isorikk
Lactose intolerance isn't an allergy and it isn't going to kill you if you touch it.
jbcars4life
As a lactose intolerant adult...cheese is life
Richter12x2
#14 had an option to switch curriculum once, either keep old or go to new plan for major. Sat through a physics class, went and changed.
Noctourn
Those with lactose intolerance can sense the fear in those around them. They assert dominance
yifin
#42 it's a gender test...
datangryperson78
Really? This I didn’t know. Never heard of this test before
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
not sure it applies, but they hide it from Americans now. >_>
CobaltAzurean
gutia24610
What is this?
ThisNumberHasAName
Tom Hardy in "Bronson." Absolutely batshit crazy film but I enjoyed it.
ChickensInSneakers
The artist for the angry raccoon is simkaye
JustAnotherRedneck
There are motivational quotes on tampons?
fritogotlayed
#1 as someone in two of those groups... yup X-D
RabidDingo
#1 Cheese... yup. Worth the pain.
squanchit
Tychodin
the corpse disposal is businessinsider.com BS. 1) no spacecraft has "airlocks". 2) no spacecraft has a robotic arm in said "airlock" /1
ReclusiveYeti
I mean, it seems they do these days. https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/structure/elements/joint-quest-airlock
Tychodin
well that's a space station yes. i was thinking of the crew modules and shuttle. so strike point 1 i guess.
BlancheFromage
Buzzy buzzkill
Tychodin
3) NASA has no contingency "plan" for what to do with a corpse. 4) it is not illegal to simply dump a corpse in space /2
Tychodin
5) a corpse would take months or years to freeze solid enough to /shake to pieces/. 6) a cloud of corpsicles is more dangerous than a corpse
Tychodin
7) freezing a corpse would require putting it very far from the spacecraft, so you've already dumped it in space
Tychodin
8) a spacesuit is air-sealed. just leave it in there until you can send it home. this whole freeze and shake scenario is ridiculous.
davidattenbruva
#1 currently living that dream right now. I have not stopped farting for the past hour.
Spootanany
#20 I would honestly be 100% ok with this
HonestAlthalus
Anything's a dildo if...
MandrewJackson
You'll be wanting some lube with that bad boy!
MakeItBackAlright
I'd need a lot of lactaid for the amount of milk I'd need to get it down
FractalChainsaw
Lactaid makes their own milk. It's a game-changer.
ThicclikePaulBunyan
I'm 100% sure that a nuclear reactor fuel rod.
BlancheFromage
Well, THAT makes a difference...
Spootanany
Lmfao you may be on to something
SerinSymphony
Even more calories, got it
MadamPuddifoot
As an alcoholic... #7 hurts. I wish I would just die already.
juggertroll2
I developed lactose at age 30 or so. I spent years drinking gallons of milk. I have cried because I can't drinkipk anymore.
Kbantar
I was born lactose intolerant, then in my 40s, my body suddenly can digest it.
juggertroll2
Fuck you I fucking wish. I miss milk. I love it. Its so good. It's tastes so fucking good.
Kbantar
Problem is that it before I could digest it, it didn't affect my blood sugar. Now it does, so it's not poop myself bad, but go blind bad.
juggertroll2
Well I didn't see this part before.
juggertroll2
I don't want to go blind or shit myself. I just want milk
Kbantar
I'm diabetic. Even most diabetics aren't so controlled as worry much about small amounts of lactose.
brobinson2001
#27 Bell(e) Pepper, for those of you who've never had the best thing to happen to a veggie since French fries
z1chefdaddy1
#13 Harold's chicken! And guns
TheCaptain00
I'd just as soon have White Fence or Brown's
z1chefdaddy1
Browns will do though the ones downstate tend to suck. That's Harold's because or how stupid small the coleslaw cup is haha
IAgreeWithTheSpottyTwerps
Thank you for answering the question before I had to ask!
MakeItBackAlright
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/light-house/id1506786262 the Light House podcast I mentioned
ThickTomato
I love you. I need this for my drive this week. I lovvee youu
MakeItBackAlright
Gotchu booboo
pugdogg55
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LookAtYourRadarSnake
Op- I also recommend The White Vault podcast. Researchers in the Arctic start having spoopy things happen to them...
MakeItBackAlright
Yes I've listened to a good hunk of White Vault. Have you listened to Magnus Archives?
LookAtYourRadarSnake
I have not, I'll check it out. Thanks!
BlancheFromage
Say, did anyone see that lighthouse movie with Willem Defoe and Robert Pattinson? That was some fuuuucked up bullshit! And homostuff.
MakeItBackAlright
You don't like watching Robert Pattinson furiously jerk off?
ThiSpaceForEnt
How cheeky to put the link in the comments rather than at the bottom of the post or below the photo. Loving our internet points are we, OP??
MakeItBackAlright
Something something double dipping. But in reality I just thought it would be a good thread to talk about spooky podcasts
Lucallia
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KoolStoryBrah
MakeItBackAlright
The second bite of chip is so dry
Kimechan
Found it on Spotify as well! I'm definitely going to give it a listen! https://open.spotify.com/show/5OftOTBXAzdwAQfshezfMP
periwinklepanda
#1 there is no such thing as a "gluten allergy". You can have celiac and be unable to consume or have contact with gluten, gluten /1
periwinklepanda
sensitivity, or have be allergic to wheat.
rossdonohue
Yeah, it's often just way easier to say I'm allergic to gluten instead of explaining what CD is.
periwinklepanda
Very true. Even at hospitals, where you'd think people would get it. It surprises me that so many people still don't know about it.
brobinson2001
Know what blows? Having an oddball grain allergy. Didn't find out I was allergic to sorghum til I was 31, by standing thigh deep 1/?
brobinson2001
shoveling it bc a grain elevator distributor head broke. Rash, fever, swelling...explained the headaches I'd get as a kid. My grandpa 2/?
brobinson2001
loooooved PB & sorghum sammiches & made them for us. My crippling headaches stopped after we moved states & I never had another sammich.
periwinklepanda
Oh wow! That is really random. Of all things. I'm glad you figured it out, even if it wasn't the most ideal way.
JhericFury
#1 the difference between allergies, celiacs and an intolerance. Allergies can kill you, celiacs can permanently fuck up your body, /1
JhericFury
-intolerance might permanently fuck you up if you do it a lot, but usually just gives you the shits. FYI, if someone says they're allergic/2
JhericFury
-to milk, DO NOT assume they're lactose intolerant. Milk allergies can kill./3
mksu
#1 Yeah, it's real weird how lactose intolerance, which isn't an allergy, isn't as severe as some allergies.
ScientistHere
Y’all. Just take Lactaid (lactase enzyme) with dairy. Life changing. Freedom. Delicious dairy!
Grenateh
Fuckin amen
SwissMissMaybe
The body doesn’t make the enzyme to digest it. You can still eat dairy, you just need to be in proximity to a toilet for the next 2-8 hours.
Kbantar
Longer if you consume a lot though.
Myfirstgirlfriendturnedintothemoon
This is true but I do know a woman who is dealthy allergic and waiters always assume it's not serious. It's scary to go to eat with her.
mksu
Anyone in food service who thinks they have any business judging the legitimacy of a customer's dietary needs should quit the industry.
brobinson2001
Had a customer w/a toddler order a no-cheese pizza. I asked if it was intolerance or allergy. Allergy. Great job, Mom. Almost killed your1/?
brobinson2001
kid through cross contamination. Tell your friend to specify its a "It'll fucking kill me" allergy & not just intolerance. Tell the mgr even
feldemon
True that! Not even sure you can be allergic to milk since it's fundamental for mammals.
Kbantar
I was born lactose intolerant. I guess I'm rolling my eyes at you from beyond the grave.
feldemon
Sorry, I'm not insulting your plight. Lactose intolerance can't break down a specific protein, Allergies is the immune system attacking it.
Arcanum3000
You can. I know someone who is deathly allergic to one or more proteins in milk. Also, few allergies manifest at birth.
Kbantar
Soy based formulas have existed since I was an infant, or else I would likely be dead. (Congenital lactose intolerance.)
heyImLiaCee
Can be for sure, I am allergic to dairy. It's not severe for me. My throat gets itchy, I cough, chest gets tight, nose runs, etc. I also 1/2
heyImLiaCee
Stop eating/drinking when I start to get the itchy tingles. it's mainly ice cream and cheese I can't not eat, so I'll take allergy meds 2/2
feldemon
Wow, didn't know that could happen. Thanks for sharing
mksu
Milk allergies exist, though yes, it would be a real bad time for any mammals other than humans.
FlannaganTheRed
Same with gluten.
anxioushedgehog
Yeah, my gluten intolerance will cause severe pain for a couple days afterwards but it’s not going to kill me. Allergies must be crazy scary
somnif
Nah, gluten allergy is a real allergy (although Celiac disease technically isn't, but it does behave like one)
rossdonohue
Gluten intolerances aren't allergies because they are an auto-immune response. They are structurally different from allergies.
rossdonohue
Celiac disease also behaves nothing like an allergy the symptoms are completely different and in many are delayed hours after exposure
somnif
I know, but there IS a variety of allergies to wheat and wheat products, at least a couple of which have been linked to gluten. Rare, though
FlannaganTheRed
Yeah, just like there's "actual" allergies to milk/dairy that are different from being lactose intolerant.
rossdonohue
Then it's a wheat allergy, if you can eat barley and malt still then it's not the gluten it's the grain as a whole.