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https://mobile.twitter.com/ariehkovler/status/1494332545218928642?t=TsUEtSlVtd8ppQ1kx0S7BA&s=08
goodforyouman
I'll be your Lord an' Savior. Why Johnny Ringo, You Look Like Somebody Just Walked Over Your Bassinet.
CookieMonstersCrumbs
We've officially fallen into the Lois timeline.
punisha15
I’m surprised she put Jesus before guns
Slamtastik
She knows exactly how stupid her base is. We are moving closer toward Idiocracy than I am comfortable with.
DrLOAC
Her name isn’t Jo Ann is it?
imgonnaralph
JayAdan
jridley
So if that's her platform, why isn't she barefoot at home making babies? Seems like running for governor is a bit hypocritical. Oh wait, GOP
AdobewanKenobe
Jesus wept.
captainfakeypants
Of course he wept, for the good lord had ordered him to gun down some babies.
Zange0
They deserved it though, made fun of a bald dude.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Satan, fire, functional adults
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
Got my vote!
expectnothingstillletdown
How do you even parody this.
Scientist99
Doesn't matter if the woman dies via birthing a child that's already dead. If you abort it, they'll kill ya anyways.
PedroPaisan
I can't believe that cow didn't use beef in her campaign slogan
Nognom
Jesus gun babies sound like a mob in some iPhone dungeon raid game.
Mansooratyale
PoS
BirdGuyJosh
3 things you shouldn't put your dick in
kcinsti
4...you forgot to count her
woozle
MyNameIsNoneOfYourAffair
Hoo boy. That's a long list.
Dangerdan00
Listen to Us v Them by LCD Soundsystem
Dangerdan00
"Us v Them, Over and Over again"
anthisrobert
How much time do you have?
RoninOni
I don’t even want to get started anymore. It’s exhausting to list it all and they won’t listen anyways so what’s the point
MrOne2
InsertNameHereIGuess
"My ignorance is as good as your knowledge"
Doomgriever
That about sums it up
AwesomeName
If Jesus guns babies I'm going with Satan.
qtRaven
CargoManshark
qtRaven
TheLastBeerBender
A Gerund us a verb which can also function as a noun. Example: 'guns'.
combatwombat0
Also called a nerb or a voun
literallymike
Also, "runs."
JustFeedMePieDammit
Thanks English, for being confusing as fuck
weirdcalculator
This threw me for a loop, but 'guns' is not a gerund because it is a finite verb. Gerunds in English end in '-ing'. I hesitate to say always
TheLastBeerBender
Dont tell anyone I fudged the definition of gerund for internet points. I was hoping there existed a word for this but there isn't.
thatbloodybastard
Ten years ago this would’ve been a very on the nose parody of Republicans.
Chakra5
It still is. It's just that the GOP has become their own parody now.
thatbloodybastard
It was a lot funnier back then.
BootsDusty
Kandiss Taylor (Republican Party) is running for election for Governor of Georgia.
userfriendly19777
Let me guess. Republican?
zxwaffen
She's full-on QOP election denier with an endorsement from Roger Stone.
Promethianfire
...
SploogeMcDuck316
9/10 cringe
wigwagthenwam
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kandiss-taylor-jesus-guns-babies/ - the US is a parody of itself.
Tesseract09
This needed a snoopes page?
necroticon
I mean, if you were actively trying to photoshop up a parody with the dumbest possible campaign bus slogan, wouldn't it be pretty much that?
Tesseract09
Yes, which is why it doesn't surprise me at all that a Republican candidate is using it.
Scuttlebutte
We live in the stupidest timeline
pm1001
American politics summed up in 3 words
Chakra5
*Republican
Chakra5
another set of 3 words: (G)aslight, (O)bstruct, (P)roject
AngryGraphicDesigner
So no platform, just fear mongering
Feralkyn
If it works...
cabalin
Been working since 1980
dandanthedrywallman
Excuse me, her platform is Jesus guns babies! Can’t you read? BABIES!
Kais3rSos3
Just good ol’ fashioned pandering
chewballs
Vote for her or jesus starts shooting babies
quzar
The platform is to gut the constitution's preamble, first, and second amendments.
vanishinggirl
Republican women are an enigma. Hello, I support a party that doesn’t even support my sex or my rights to my body. Please oppress me.
Promethianfire
Hey don't kink shame them
AStupidWeeb
As long as they have money and power they won't be beholden to the same rules they force on others.
doubleormuffin
It's mostly "I've never wanted an abortion and the men in my life don't treat me TOO bad so I don't see what all the fuss is about"
dasklaus
"Not like other girls", political edition. Easy way to gain status among men.
Doomgriever
DdCno1
About that: https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2021/03/27/republican-women-say-they/
DdCno1
Another one: https://19thnews.org/2021/02/lincoln-project-toxic-workplace/
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Should just plaster "Fucking Idiot" on the side of that bus
KleptoKea
Sadly says a lot about USA when this is accepted and normalised behaviour from would-be elected leaders.
pickeringjjj365
I think she did.
bwizzle360
If you read closely, that’s exactly what it says.
jayman0123
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
It's implicit
backrideup9
She did.
Dankking
She should also put “ice cream” on the side too because everyone likes ice cream
DarkSock
i like turtles
NotTheDevilYouKnow
She did you just have to read between the lines
lookharder42069
In all seriousness if it said "The liberal media thinks I'm a fucking idiot" she'd have all the trumper support should could want.
cabalin
Don’t worry, they recognize their own
CaptainAsshat
That's insane, you think an American would be allowed to swear?
MrsGroovy
What, and be honest?
witheredspoon
She'd get a lot of support from people who could really relate to her!
Banannapuppy2
I’ve meet those people and I would prefer that they stay away. I do like when they make themselves easy to spot so you can avoid eye contact
Banannapuppy2
I would actually respect a politician that would have the guts to do that.
EmanonInverse
"Well they tell it like it is! That's got MY vote"
NiceGreenArrows
Specifically pro-babies. Mountains of them, starving, unhappy. But as long as they are born.
Vonmonj
Takes care of the declining birth rate at least /s
notadiddler69
None of that amateur baby shit.
WishboneThighs
*starving, unhappy and shot.
elbowdeepinadictator
"Babies babies babies, shooting out of my uterus, stacking up like cord wood."
PimpinKen
All the easier to subjugate and control them.
cyberMarble
That's what the guns are for.
witheredspoon
more poor people to exploit! win - win! ... just as long as they can't vote. /s
SheepySleepySmuggler
They're allowed to vote if they're left uneducated enough to make the right decision... Have a voucher to pay for some education
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
There must always be a servitor class in capitalism, which is better than everything else because one day YOU might cruelly exploit them! /s
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Our minister of economics promissed to raise the populazion by 50% in 10 years
GenericUsername71
And can hold a gun
BananaParagon
Theory: their God devours souls. As long as more souls get embodied, their God can eat.
thatsadoozy
Also guns first. Starving babies can wait. /s
spiderjohn36
I thought they turned the guns on the non-white, non-Christian babies. Now I'm confused.
JoeT85
I think White Jesus likes to teach babies how to shoot
DroppedLens
Don’t worry - with all the guns, most of ‘em will get to meet Jesus.
AlessandraLaeif
With guns! Babies with guns. Babies with guns with Jesus on 'em like the Romeo + Juliet guns! ... Actually those sound like cool guns.
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FractalChainsaw
As long as the women bearing them are denied freedom, since that's what it's all really about.
SilverHornet
It's not about autonomy, it's about generational poverty locks and a constantly growing, desperate, uneducated workforce.
TheCaptain00
You do realize no babies=orphan crusher turned OFF, right? WTF else are we going to do!? Not crush orphans!? Solar orphan crusher? U sheep/s