Spirit Animals (or Plants)

Spirit Animals (or Plants)

Play a game with me, IMGUR.

Pick an adjective. You know, a describey-sorta-word. Funny, Vibrating, Weird, Oddly Sensual. Whatever.

Now pick a noun. Rock, Business, Table, Sky, Dildo, whatever floats your boat, really. Or Boat. Whatever. Just not an animal.

Now pick a plant or animal--wolf, yucca, thrush, penguin, giraffe. You're Imgur, you can come up with something.

Combine them. This is now your new Mascot. I'd say spirit animal but we all know that this is Imgur and a Blue Clown Cactus (pictured) cannot replace Peter Griffin, for example.

Please, share your new mascot. Or spirit animal. I'm an IMGUR poster, not a cop.