MorningAmbedo
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Dog tax: Amaterasu will give morning snugs if you offer her chest pets.
oiikeg1i
#9 every college junior writes this at one point or another.
Nofoxlefttogive
#11 Being an adult is so stupid, every time I see this post, I am disappointed that I don't get to see the shower curtain.
Bugdaze
#1 I didn't even know who this was until now. But just WOW
eromitlab
#30 I mean, you can just do that, it's not illegal
billyrayvirus
#19 I'm mad about it. Get off your fuckin phone.
86theempire
This is a good dump and Amaterasu is gorgeous!
iwishiwasaborted
#5 Huh? The food in Boston is some of the best.
MisterLemons
#3 It never ceases to amaze me how much dumb crap there is in the gun market. You know that stuff for kitchens like a juicer that doubles as a macaroni press or something; all that stuff that has no practical use for people that know what they're doing? The gun world is LOADED with that. Swaths of crap designed to look tactical to idiots that shouldn't be near the hardware. Lemme just throw my rifle over the shoulder because I'm in a knife fight now! Yes, lodgik.
NotTheSameAnymore
Good cloud!
geoffreyfourmyle
#36
SubtleOrc
#9 who gunna for that shit , lady
JT1984
#19 when I see someone on their phone in front of me at a green light my feelings are never magnanimous. Like, get the fuck off your phone, you're driving a car, you could kill somebody.
RedWingedBlackbirds
Am I the only one that sees a shaggy face with BIG teeth in the dog's fur?
CitrusMallard
I would give both of my eyes for Amaterasu
staceyjorgenson31415
How about that whole jar full in your fridge ??:)
OldJedi
Okami <3
PoliticalWanderer
#1:
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Darkwell
I wonder thanking the devil annoyed Chris "Two thousand ago they hated him too" Pratt.
DudelyVanhorn
If the light is green and you are on your phone instead of driving. I AM MAD ABOUT IT. I wish i could ram into your fucking car. pay attention to the road and quit being selfish. Distracted driving and drunk driving are in the same class of selfish asshole in my book.
AlwaysDownvoteDots
#37 so don't take it. What a weird thing to complain about.
OldJedi
#5 Boston has some of the best Italian food, and seafood in the world though… the rest is pretty spot on though
BigEatsBen
#42 testosterone's a hell of a drug
wookietiddy
#19 that exists. You just have to tap your horn quickly. Seems like more than .5 seconds and the person in front is ready to throw hands.
TheOneTrueZippy8
@OP: you have a very ornate arm.
geoffreyfourmyle
#41 oh fuck you it's a valid concern! and I still have five days before the appointment! I'm going to go use google maps to get a sense of the parking lot stop laughing!
geoffreyfourmyle
#1 according to reddit she's extremely rude to waitstaff
PunchyFromCleveland
I could believe it, she always seems to have a snotty look on her face, like a pissy teenager. I always told myself it was just resting bitch face (from which I suffer as well), but then she also seems to roll her eyes at EVERYTHING. It’s probably the character she plays, but it’s like nails on chalkboard for me.
Omni21
#6 Hey now, No Face is definitely NOT an evil spirit. Too many greedy people together make him crazy that's all. Honestly I can relate.
Aldante92
He'd be a great member of Congress then. "Keep your intentions pure! If you start taking bribes, and enough of your peers are too, he'll start eating you all!!!"
danat101
Hey @op what’s in the tank behind Amaterasu? Are you a fellow reptile person?
MorningAmbedo
I am! My emerald tree boa lives in there:)
danat101
That’s so cool! I thought I saw a green guy in there but you never can tell- tell it I love it
MorningAmbedo
I will! You tell your critters I love them too
anyofmany
#19 it is common here to honk twice very fast to make a „friendly suggestion“
JDHannan
My Volkswagen had a much more expressive horn than my Honda does. I could really convey different emotions with it
wookietiddy
See a pretty lady at a stoplight *seductive honking*
anjeleyezjr
Letting your lawn go unmown triggers your cities aesthetics laws and they send some cunts around with mowers to damage your plants.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Lot of cities around me have been doing things like "no-mow May."
anjeleyezjr
They should remove those aesthetic rules entirely.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#31 I call it the Ferengi Effect. Like the Ferengi, the American worker doesn't want to eliminate exploitation, because they believe that through hard work and sacrifice they can beat the obviously rigged system and become the exploiter. Many also believe that this isn't a distant goal, but just one or two "good months" away. There's also a lot of them that think not being able to work hard enough to accomplish what can only be accomplished by blind luck is a moral failing, so 🤷♂️
NotTheDevilYouKnow
I hear this a lot and I'll tell you, it's difficult to accept that people are this delusional despite all the evidence.
Tekktokk
They are these guys too
NicolasKevinMac
"John Steinbeck once said that socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Yeah, I find the Ferengi connection to be a more useful because most people can make the connection easier. And, moreover, if we want to see change we need to communicate information to Americans, and the only thing more likely to shut down any productive conversation with an American than saying "socialism" is bringing up gun control.
NicolasKevinMac
I take your point. a) I wasn't disagreeing; on the contrary, I was pointing out that some very thoughtful people would have agreed; but b) the kind of folks who already realize that the Ferengi are a caricature of the evils of unfettered capitalism are not the folks you need to convince; and c) I'm not sure that pandering to anti-intellectualism is wise, even "for a good cause." But I don't know; I genuinely don't know how we solve this one... :(
PoliticalWanderer
Have a meme semi-related to both your comment and the thing you were responding to.
doctorId
When the French government tried to raise the retirement age by like 3 years and the people responded by setting everything on fire I was like, "man, they still got it!"
PoliticalWanderer
Definitely still got it.
TI99Kitty
Kind of reminds me of an older meme, about never setting zombies on fire. Not only are they still trying to grab you, now they're ON FIRE.
SterlingBee
#25 - If I don't get dressed in the bathroom after a shower where am I supposed to get dressed? Am I supposed to walk down the hall to my bedroom still wrapped in a towel that doesn't actually cover my body? In a house where I'm the only woman and I'm related to one of the people who lives here and the other one is young enough to be my kid? No, thank you.
ALLCAPSROCK
Um, buy a properly sized towel? Maybe try a housecoat or bath robe? No longer just for the rich and famous you know! They make these towels with a label saying SPA, they're fabulous!
avvar
I have a bathrobe for just such a predicament.
SterlingBee
that's just the same as getting dressed though? And I have yet to meet a robe that doesn't instantly make me sweat like hell, better to just get dressed in the clothes that will not turn me into a rotisserie chicken
Scuzzellbutt
One of the reasons I only buy beach towels
SterlingBee
... what kind of beach towels are you getting? 'Beach' towels where I am are narrower and thinner and shorter and scratchier than bath towels.
TI99Kitty
I mean, i'm kind of large, and a bath sheet covers me very well. And yes, I'll go down the hallway wearing nothing but that towel, rather than trying to get dressed in a room that, if it were any more humid, would be a swimming pool.
SterlingBee
See that's where the fan (and maybe a cracked open window) come in, sucks the moisture right out of the room, and as soon as I find bath sheets that are actually affordable I'll get them.
TI99Kitty
I have yet to live anywhere where the fan lasts longer than a year or two. And cracking open a window? When it's over 100 degrees outside? No, thank you.
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
First of all, get a bigger towel. And second of all, get a robe!
rbudrick
Or just get dressed in the bathroom. Not seeing the hangup at all here.
SterlingBee
How is a robe any different than getting dressed in the bathroom? Also robes are ungainly and uncomfortable and to buy one big enough for my fat ass that's *not* made of plastic (and therefore would make me sweaty just looking at it) is hella expensive. And already bought the biggest towel I could afford
bequietbekind101
Thank you for saying it so I didn’t have to.
Illumian85
Best part of living alone is drying off after the shower and then just waking out fully naked. Sometimes I'll make breakfast or clock into work before I ever get dressed.
ALLCAPSROCK
Yeah congrats there Rockefeller, no one likes a bragger!
StevieTheAussie
So you don’t work from home I’m guessing?
SterlingBee
congrats on being able to afford living alone I guess
Illumian85
Nah, I just got insanely lucky that a family friend has a 1bd1bath apt built onto their house that they are renting for ~1/2 market.
Illumian85
Ohh and the bathroom after a shower is just too steamy to get dressed in, gotta let it vent for a while.
ALLCAPSROCK
Rockefeller doesn't have a shower fan!!!
SterlingBee
Not if you've got a fan that works...
Foxsayy
Does the towel not cover your body? Is buying a larger towel not worth the horrible price of dampness clinging to your skin like the morning dew, lightly moistening each article of clothing to fix it in place wherever it first touches flesh, affixing it with a glue of growing mildew?
SterlingBee
Or just... use the towel to actually dry off? So that the clothes don't stick?? What are you using a towel for that it doesn't dry you off? and no, as I mentioned the towel doesn't cover my body because I have the misfortune of being fat as hell.
Foxsayy
The moisture hangs in the air, perpetually condensing against my skin. I must seek cooler, drier places to dress myself once again.
SterlingBee
Fair enough!