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#memes #socially_awesome_awkward_penguin. I have three weeks to put on some pounds to get the dress fitting perfectly again. Send me recipes!
Mar 24, 2026 7:33 PM
lifesucksgetahelmet
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#memes #socially_awesome_awkward_penguin. I have three weeks to put on some pounds to get the dress fitting perfectly again. Send me recipes!
spangolio
so you have three weeks to re-tailor your dress.
Sherpafish
Get on the butter and mashed potatoes, stat!
VaxxedCanadian
A good poop will do that too. A real good poop.
TheJomsborgViking
More room for cake
rojelioenescabeche
Keep up the stress and you’ll look amazing.
Schaade
Don't do it. Often stress weight loss is largely water. Plenty of fluids and your normal diet plus only what you're actually hungry for.
cousteau
Well start gobbling! 🍔
WeatherWiz
I know a perfect six pound cake recipe!! (Not really, but if only)
playingwithknives
I clearly have the wrong kind of stress.
dtallen243
At least it'll be easier for your husband to get off you. Thought I was gonna have to cut my wife out of hers
0RocketCat0
A friend of mine realized he was overdoing it when he gained 20 pounds after a few weeks eating the following for breakfast: 2 strips of bacon, cooked to a crisp; one large egg then fried in the grease; and then a piece of bread fried in the grease(and soaking up a fair amount). Top the bread with the bacon strips cut in half, then the egg, then your choice of cheese. I recommend a nice, sharp cheddar, but i'm a cheddar guy.
Themaxdu1
Čevapi are the answer.
metroid2
Buttered rice with salt. That is like a comfort food for me. I restrict myself on its use though.
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
Volpe42
Most people gain weight from stress
InfocalypseRising
I hear about people losing weight from stress and I'm just like how do I flip that switch because mine does the opposite
NotGoodAtUserNames1
Bingo bango. My mom cleans when she gets mad, too. Why didn’t I get that gene?
TheCryptid
If youre like me, stress is making you eat so... :/
Targe0
Oh, it's simple, the stress makes them stop eating.
It's easy to lose weight when you starve yourself.
mksu
I wouldn't try too hard. Usually you bounce right back from this stuff. Small fluctuations in weight are normal.
lifesucksgetahelmet
Gonna try and eat more tomorrow for sure. Mom tells me to stop sweating the small stuff anyways so I’m going to try and listen to that advice
azazyel
My weight varies by about 3 lbs day to day
mksu
Behold the power of water
ClutterMonkey
Easter is almost here. Wait until the day after and buy all the Reece’s peanut butter eggs you can ear at 80% off.
rukeman
Holiday Reese's are the best Reese's.
spontaneous9
* Reese's
ClutterMonkey
What does John Connor’s father have to do with peanut butter eggs?
spontaneous9
sweat, bad breath, the works
BadPunsAplenty
*Rhesus
Th1ng
Kell