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Jan 31, 2026 4:44 PM
kenistod
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https://hellocare.com.au/oldest-man-in-australia-spent-final-years-knitting-sweaters-for-injured-penguins/
Pacifisticuffs
That is the exact same pattern and colour as the "sock" on my hot water bottle
laner7112000
mangoinparis
In a world of evil…
Iliekbirbs
:(
IncognitoEnthusiast
BurnieCinders
My Aussie born godmothers sister did this with her women's club in Amsterdam.
charondaboatman
swirlsbeforepine
I haven’t had that much hair since I was 29. Where dem knit’n needles at?
geekyfarmer
I would much rather have my life's work gauged in penguins I've clothed than buildings that have been named after me. Godspeed, Alfie.
newphonewhoodis
This person gets it. Look for the helpers.
Shaows
He put a piece of his soul into each one, so he could stay alive forever.
Da3n
Are you saying they are horcruxes and he murdered an innocent human for each sweater? I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
funone77
Knitting horcruxes? I like it.
stayingalive4life
The penguins:
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gonzar09
"But they were all deceived... for another sweater was made..."
Larzemagne
Did the penguins give him a funeral like in Batman Returns?
gonzar09
He just needed a cool glass of ice water.
gardenias
Ah, so he's a lich with Penguin phylacteries. It's foolproof. What hero would kill a penguin wearing a sweater? He's unstoppable.
spitfires2000
The oldest man can never die.
FingerPuppeteer
Unless we all do too. *shudders*
spitfires2000
That's gonna take a big meteoriod turning into a meteorite 😊
Targe0
Affray
Their salute looks like it's designed to also keep the awful Australian sun out of their eyes.
BeachsideBarghest
Nah they're just waving over their mates
holdmyfingerandpullmybeer
more to wave the flies away
Shaows
Noobs.
OlympicPenguin
Looks like something you hang up in your garden to scare birds off
Thojira
never heard of pants medals, that is a new ... low
Targe0
It's a photo shopped image from like 20 years ago.
In the original they did have a lot of medals but not that many.
But internet is going to internet.