death claws 

Mar 18, 2017 11:58 AM

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All credit to TheOatmeal
my wife has this as a tshirt

Thank you for these true facts about the mantis shrimp.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a beautifully evil little fucker

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One punch shrimp. Would be a great Monster foe for Saitama

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

they are also tasty as fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I had one as a pet for years. It eventually actually broke the glass of the tank it was in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's some Mortal Combat finishing move sh*t right there"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ONETWOTHREE DEATH!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah.... But what's it taste like?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the future. Interior designers and fashion designers will be Gene spliced with these for colour co-ordination. Shotgun hands too.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Do they taste the same as normal shrimp?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like it's like it's Leo off that 70s show then it turn into Red shoving his foot into the asses of his Korean prey till they die

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But how do they taste?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are also fucking delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You will thank me https://youtu.be/F5FEj9U-CJM

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they taste good?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accelerates at velocity....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like a perfect psychopath of animal world. Appears to be nice and cool but is just absolutely barbaric.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

its literally a killer clown

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you will find we're all perfect psychopaths it's jst been trained out of some us

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or we're just oscar worthy actors and actresses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL My ex was a mantis shrimp

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats on getting out from that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit what if two shades of white that look exactly the same to us are super different to a mantis shrimp D:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does this get posted so much?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I laughed for an hour straight. Especially at this: https://youtu.be/_y4DbZivHCY?t=93

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got to it before me. Gotta love the True Facts series

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's some Mortal Combat finishing move sh*t right there" xD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's like the TF2 pyro. All the colors it sees probably makes blood look like a liquid rainbow and he's just trying to hug it all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is how the mantis shrimp do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Handsome ape pig thing... I will steal this for future use OP. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

theoatmeal getting rubbish at sauce

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 5

That's one long ass t-shirt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dw, Op. it says it at the top. Also, you can edit ur post.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cheers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The thing is, that while they have the capacity to see all those colours, they don't have the brain capacity to process all the visual data.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This leaves them with a vision that is quite probably just black and white or motion dependent.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mantis Shrimp Dohvakin LOL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That they are; it's quite inaccurate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can't shoot a gun into orbit how could you throw a baseball into orbit won 1/10th the strength of the shrimp?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You forgot to carry the 1... But seriously, the gun analogy was without a size ratio unlike the throwing analogy. Our arms are 300x as long

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't throw *anything* into orbit. The periapsis will never be higher than where you threw it from.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Onetwothree death!" is forever my catch phrase

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Suuuure...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

what does it mean

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

one two three death, just a countdown.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but why the spelling

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it's supposed to being saying it super fast so the guy can't react before it attacks him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking fog crawlers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't seen this in a while

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thought it needed rolling out again

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually the mantis shrimp only has 12 colour-eeceptive cones, not 16. You are fake news

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 13

Seeing his source and your lack of a source I'll believe him...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So like is there anyway to visualize what they see that would be awesome...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If i remeber correctly they are actually worse at differentiating colors than we are

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if it's our brains that cant perceive the colors or our eyes. If it's just our eyes it shouldn't be all that hard to replicate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just our eyes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's the thing. We can see orange and yellow. We don't have receptors specific to those colors. They probably have them and simply see>>

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Experiments suggest the shrimps have no ability to distinguish colours they don't have receptors for at all - it's either that colour or 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not. The 16 types of cell are likely just to replace need for neurons that compare for better colour, getting just the 16 they need, 2/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

while humans can use only 3 to get between 16 million and 1 trillion colours. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those colors better. But the combinations might look different too. However, when humans have green and red receptors that pick up >>

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wavelengths that are too close to each other, they have a hard time telling the difference between them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0