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Apr 11, 2026 12:18 AM
CrimsonPermanentAssurance
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fattymcfattzz
Rule #1: do not film yourself committing a crime.
Rule #2: tell no one of your crime
DemonKysho
EMHPicardo
GravyEducation
This is why youre my favorite, Louise.. don't tell Gene https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWc0bHRybjEzMjhvYjVheHVwb2N5cTNza3V2b2d0ZnpldGY3N3pjciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/q4qWr5zepSZYA/200w.webp
ScrippyChan
Enough to live? Nah. How about being fair and fucking compassionate?
nicholcm
Now what he should do is claim the company asked him to do it as part of an insurance fraud
Means the insurance company will at the very least hold off paying out
JacquesMacrame
I read that in Louise's voice
Imapseudonym
Fuck companies, but that guy was a dumbass. Filmed his arson, put it on social media, and endangered the lives of normal people. He deserves to go to jail.
dontrike
Pretty sure he did it to prove a point. He was gonna get caught anyway so uploading it just shows he doesn't give a shit.
Fractallergy
Frankly, im not sure why the younger generation hasn't started rolling out the guillotines yet.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Maintenance du routine
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
They’re too blinkered from social media and screens. They don’t understand what’s going on. A few of them do - mostly the neurodivergent. Fortunately there are a lot of them, and not all of them are rich idiots, like Elongated Muskrat.
petpet3d
We have work tomorrow
idiotsonfire
Taking care of their parents, families, and themselves is taking care of every single dime to spare to go hunting aristocrats down.
SnoiD
Maybe they’re waiting for the next generation to do it? Like we did?
Username62611
Oh snap
GuysJustWannaFish
Because the epstein class has private jets and it cost way to much to follow them un am Uber with a guillotine on the roof
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
I believe burning down a 110000m² warehouse is a nice indication the guillotines are coming:)
IveBeenToHolland
:)
tgiaa
It's gonna be like a flash mob
ChoDahDino
Is this an actual quote from the arsonist?
unluckyandbored
Yup
3andAHalfLivesAgo
Allegedly he said “You know, we may not get paid enough to fuckin live..*holds up zippo* but these bitches dirt cheap”
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
The guy was at my house for a BBQ, someone stole his phone and impersonated him, the only thing he set fire to was my grill.
ShearingBlizzard
Its only arson if you do it twice
VagabondEngineer
Naw, they were hanging out with me at the time
dbox
Alleged arsonist
NooPogodi
Alleged arson
TheAngriestBeardman
Capitalism Inspired Bonfire
vurcease
misterCT
I’m out of the loop. Which arsonist?
Swedishbouldering
No arsonist. He was taking out his back pay in heating.
MajorasTerribleFate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Kimberly-Clark_Distribution_Center_fire
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Fuxking legend
Deaths
0
Non-fatal injuries
0
Property damage
$156 million
And he makes a good point
misterCT
Noice
minoshirokin
Yes... allegedly https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ggkGjLqNCI0
AllAnusMorissette
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eHdvd3YyM3hzMmxvcWFlYWtwOGxwcWx6YWt3dWFocHozdnMzeG9iNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC/200w.webp
Lexgeddon
Jesus, that comment section.
idiotsonfire
You mean the hundreds of bots and trolls?
Lexgeddon
Yeah, every single piece of shit on the internet isn't either a bot or a troll. Usually, it's just a person with very little empathy for others, in this case with a lifetime of conditioning as regards to how they're supposed to think of those who break the law. People, in other words, just shitty people.
idiotsonfire
I'm not sure why you're defining "troll" so well and then asserting those dingbats aren't trolls...