FlaskandStein
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The 2024 voting stats say there is plenty of men there, ages 18-25, who voted for this.
Mar 11, 2026 10:15 AM
FlaskandStein
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416
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The 2024 voting stats say there is plenty of men there, ages 18-25, who voted for this.
anarchoFeline
if y'all keep asking for a draft they are gonna give us one but probably not the one you want
nukemall
Please don't - our servicemembers shouldn't have maga forced upon them.
Bundalicious
Trump will start the draft and for a mere million dollars, your birthday will be removed from the list
TheTojo15
Yes please! Why not. We should send “the best” over there first so we can win faster!
tinydog
Backdraft MAGA. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmY0NXQxY2d0MmFhbDNvMjRxZmMzOTFhbmZtMzZvM2pnZmtlY2hrNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bDPJwileMGu6PJ5LkV/200w.webp
urusername2
They voted for this! We did not!
jakobbp
I'd call that plan B. Plan A for me is always for all the fucking psychos, who see thousands of deaths as nothing more than a business decision, to fight it out themselves. Thunderdome style.
SomeGrayFox
Uh... we already have a marine corps...
hyperchondriac
Draft doesn't work like that. It's a lottery, by age and birthday. It's a fun fantasy though.
slendfung
Iran really doesn’t need any more of our bullshit. On the other hand, this makes things better for us both.
dtallen243
Draft them and frag them
Panpapes
Why even waist the time and tax dollars drafting and training them? Just cut straight to the chase
jeejeejerrycotton
I mean not all MAGA are in the armed forces but every mercenary in the various US armed forces is MAGA.
malachilenomade
greenercloud
There would be a lot of friendly fire knowing how low MAGA IQ is.
TonawandaBlue
The old ones first
chewmaca2
first? All at once! We can give them a whole new version of Dumbo drop.
StillAKidAtHeart
Respect.
laurapede83
I say we start at the top.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
No you fools, draft anti-maga, anti-fascist, so they will stop this fucking madness, not be a part of it like a good little cultist cuck
drGrafenberg
We all know who will be drafted if it comes to that.
NorthmanoftheNorth
(bugs bunny mouth) the poor.
drGrafenberg
Yes. That has always been the case and it will be this time around too.
The ones without an education, the plain idiots, and the ones not contributing. Cannon fodder.
chewmaca2
barron? /s
drGrafenberg
Nobarron
ForgotMyUsernameYetAgain
Those gun loving, women hating, religious nut jobs would LOVE Iran.
hsalonen3000
You really shouldn't send people who love guns, support pedos and hate colored people. They might end up killing innocent civilians for FUN and raping local children.
GloveFullaVaseline
Remember Iraq? And who do you think volunteers for the military? Can't remember what doc I watched recently, pretty sure it was seals/buds training. These two young dudes were just like, I just wanna go and kill some people.
TungstenOrbital
Exactly
Clayman8
Yeah but why would they fight against friends...?
allformmo34
I fantasize about every country rounding up all the ones who are ok with starving and killing and denying others, and dropping them in the desert somewhere, giving them what they wish on others... But there's an asshole in my head waving a picture of Australia at me.
xj4low
I doubt they would make it through a basic entrance exam that includes knowledge, basic math, and physical test. Too many are overweight, and require high blood pressure medication, uninformed and uneducated. That's why they are MAGA.
MimaMaxima
Why test them? MAGA hat or pledge of allegiance to Trump is enough for a one-way ticket to Iran imo. No training needed. They can just GO to serve their supreme lord.
curolina
Average age of a republican is over 50 I would assume most hardcore MAGA people are 65 plus years old.... I fully support sending them to Iran armed with their Trump signed bibles to fight the dumbass hardcore tyrannical muslims there. Just let all the radicals of the every country and religion die.
xj4low
They all live in a fantasy thinking they are John Wick anyway.
mike31stgt
Canonfodder is always an alternative for These with shortcomings