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This church is real and baconism is an actual legal religion.You could have been a baconist all this time if you wanted.Their main goal tho is not just to praise bacon but also to make people feel more comfortable and less hated for having a weird religion.
You can get married from them and they accept tips,but not for themselves because they actually help poor people with that money.You can also chat with them about life and stuff in an online chat and can listen to their priests talking about bacon.
They even have their own Website where you can find more cool stuff they do,also they have the same rights and stuff as other churches so you could theoretically have demons exorcised out of your sisters body or something like that by a bacon priest.
Their website:
http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
EuroQoheleth
A bunch of puerile, edgy atheists in other words.
Namotatop
This is also a protest against other religions and their people threatening others as shit just because they are not in the same religion.
SeveralSpeciesOfSmallFurryAnimalsGatheredTogetherInACave
I support it. Not because I like bacon that much, but because it's far better than the other religions.
magicad
I don't think that having the same rights as a non-joke church gives you the power to car out evil. It's stuff like tax breaks.
Namotatop
yeah I should have probably had to give a way better and way more logic example
baconthatisall
@jeweyboy
jeweyboy2
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jeweyboy2
You can start screaming "Oh Bacon", "Oh Bacon", "OH BACON" during sex and it won't be weird.
baconthatisall
I think it would still be weird babe lol
jeweyboy2
Not to me, sexypants. Not to me.
baconthatisall
Noted... Now to figure out how to say it with a straight face lol
jeweyboy2