Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 750

Feb 10, 2026 3:23 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @DreadPirateRendle made this chandelier! Great job.

27 Man Tax: Martin Freeman

β€œThe only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.” - Arthur C. Clarke

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#3 It's testing for poison.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 Ahh, a while back I came up with that pun 100% on my own and looked to see if anyone had used it, and was very sad to find this cartoon.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enjoyed very much

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#27 Hello you....πŸ₯΅

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#8 Awesome!

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#25 This cat has the patience of an angel.

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#6 Imprisoned for ten thousand seconds. Banished from my own homeland and now you dare enter MY realm? You are not prepared.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4, just get in the fucking Delorean, bitch.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Martin Freeman as one of the bashful pornstars in Love Actually was hilarious. That entire concept was genius.

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#10

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'm over here laughing a little too loudly at work at this one.

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#26
I'm glad you liked my chandelier.

2 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

It is super awesome, I love it

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#21 You know his professional Border Collie friend is on the sidelines losing his mind yelling that he's a good boy and is super awesome.

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#8 Is this a flintlock?

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#21 yooo this boi agile af tho damn!

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Literally could only see a blur streaking thru those poles

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Can always count on you.

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#4 please tell me there is not a spawn in that pram...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Although it's staged, #2 might still interest @UncleSlam123

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Staged or not, that had to hurt! Great find

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#21

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#11 no, I do not, thanks

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#17 That may be Piraro's greatest pun.

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#12 Fuck Fucksby

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Fucktina Fucke

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Fucki Fuckey

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#4 I bet the Temu ad looked like this ↓. Now she's out of $4.85 and damn it if she's not going to get some use out of this thing. I kind of respect that.

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#12 I become Fuck Fuckall

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Fuckn Fuckns

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I'm Fuckt Fucknberg.

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Fuckie Fuckinson

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Fuckthy Fuckes

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#22 That's incredibly cute. πŸ’›

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

isn't it? perfect present

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Marriage goals: Find someone who'll take me to a rocket launch.

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#6 reminds me of the one where a vibrator was used to relieve lizard constipation.

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#5

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Classic! β™₯

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As a little kid, I had wonderful librarians. I was allowed to check out as many books as I wanted and any book I wanted. No gatekeeping with them!

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paladin energy

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My nephew is 8 years old and LOVES the Percy Jackson series. He's also got a LOVE for writing. His parents happily blame me for getting him into the Harry Potter books after letting him stay up an hour past his bedtime on a weekend to read a chapter to him and while he can't commit to FINISHING any book, he and I are writing a fan fiction together chapter by chapter. Gonna surprise him with the end result (whenever that is) by hand making our book all typed out and illustrated by me.

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My mom used to struggle so much with my reading. She didn't want to discourage me... But also I would literally stay up the entire night on school night reading.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I used to do that too, and my parents were assholes about it. So when I saw my kids secretly reading late at night no I didn't. Paid off pretty well, they're all cleverer than me :)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's so sweet! My mom made reading SO much fun. She'd do voices and just act so crazy through the books. To this day we'll quote our favorites at each other from time to time. Like, this one about a snake named Sheldon who wanted to make pancakes with his friends while his mom was away. Mom would yell 'Sheeeellldooon!!! LUNCH IS READY!!!' and so when lunch rolls around and it's done I'll randomly shout it out just because.

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