Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 764

Feb 24, 2026 2:23 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @huleeb does tons of great work and this is one of them. Check out their posts for other amazing things.

27 Man Tax: Jon Batiste

“Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved.” - Søren Kierkegaard

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

***Also if you miss abbiistabbii's discord community good news! Here's the new one https://discord.gg/NPStJGgARq - where everyone's reconnecting, shitposting, and hanging out again***

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Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline.

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#12 Hoisted by their own petards.

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Hey, that's some pretty good man tax!

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#6

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#20 PUNCH IT, CHEWIE!

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#12 Somebody died down there.

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#7 you got that thing going fat enough, kids went flying into packed earth or rocks, feeding the Blood God!

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#7 Monkey Bar or Slide, fell on my head and really cannot remember which one

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#1 ah yes. The heaven and earth purification wheel.

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#16 Any luck?

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#7 Place where my aunt lives has a park with the wheel, but it's at an angle.
one year a kid got his leg stuck under it and was almost ground up.

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#12

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The things kids do for entertainment these days.

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Someone could've gotten killed.

The kids: "𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗔𝗦 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗜𝗧 ! ! ! ! ! !"

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#7 I've seen what happens to femurs when the big kids from high school play with the little kids on the carousel. The ABC first aid meme is relevant, a bone coming out through the skin is indeed very bad.

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#23 Nuclear power is so advanced.

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#12 I'm going, "Yeah, yeah, lots of sparks"—and then a freaking Scud missile roars up the street. Yeek!

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Yeah, for a quick moment I thought it was a fireball emanating from a bonfire of fireworks off screen.

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#7 I can do up and down all day, but round and round makes me puke every damn time.
Discovered this at the County Fair while in Jr, High School.

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#11 As someone who loves black olives this would most likely slap with some cheese sauce on top or something, or turn it into nacho fries

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yeah, that needs some cheddar on there, or some kind of red sauce like marinara

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#20 such pure creatures!

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I meant #21, but that's a good one too!

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#7 the monkey bars, I feel head-first from them at age 4 while watching fireworks, onto conglomerate concrete. That is when I learned they do not sedate head patients while they stabilize and stitch closed an open skull fracture atop your head. Was like those alien abduction scenes, with all the white light and faces.

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#7 the monkey bars, I was almost killed by my parents for riding my bike under and then grabbing hold while letting my bike continue on without me. Because my younger brother imitated me but slipped, and we had to ride back across town to home with his arm dangling which turned out to have been broken. Small town life in the 80s yo.

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lol. It was a different time. I fell from the monkey onto concrete as a kid. Blood nose n scrapes. Now they line the ground with bark or something.

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Monkey bars - my neighbor growing up had a chunk of skull replaced with metal because they installed them in concrete in the late 1900s.

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My friend did a cherry drop off the monkey bars and broke her arm. Good times.

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See saw for me, I was up at the highest point on a very long one and my brother decided to hop off. Needless to say this was not a no bounce see saw and I slammed into the ground so hard I still have a compressed disc 30 years later. Thanks bro.

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Third grade at recess my friend Wesley slipped and landed badly. He was in shock. I ran to him and he looked at me and said “Do you think this is okay?” His forearm looked like the letter Z. I ran and got a teacher.

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For me it was the metal merry-go-round—but that was still my favorite thing as a kid. I developed an absolute death grip riding those. Forty years later, I was teaching my kids and their friends how to make it speed up, by pulling into the center like a figure skater spinning. All the ones I ever knew are gone now. :-<

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Bobsled teams ain’t got nothing on getting these going to top speed

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#7 see-saws were the ones that nearly killed me. I got serious air on those long ones.

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#17 Or you're like the Terminator, because they have a shower temperature comparable to lava. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1emdzbncwd2ttaTZsaXE4MTNudnpnN2x4bThrdnB1N3RtM3U5MjNpNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5TD4dseytpaIhYbyWq/200w.webp

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That's me, I take showers with it all the way to the highest temp.

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#12 - about 20 years ago, a residential block of a small town in the Netherlands erupted in a fireworks maelstrom that wiped out over a dozen homes. 24 people were killed.
WARNING: horrifying part after 2m 15s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S52p2AMISFk

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#26: Amazing work, @huleeb

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Some very haunting images.

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#10 My husband's what?

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I know it's a joke about the wife buying herself a gift, but I had to really think about it because I'm poly and this is a normal term to me haha

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Man’s wife got something nice for herself.

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Yeah exactly. Does the husband has 2 wives and one of them got the gift ?

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I think it's a stupid joke implying she got it for herself

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That's more likely, thx !

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#23 the sparky sparky makes the roundy roundy

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It looked more like an attack than celebration.

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@huleeb AND John Baptiste?? Hnnnnngh xx

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#10 So… she bought herself an awesome gift!

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Two wives?

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#7 - well, not me, but a friend of mine almost died on the top left, the carousel. A kid had a dirt bike and applied his motorized tire against it, gunned the throttle. The carousel spun so fast. My friend held on as best he could while screaming "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!!" And then he lost his grip, smacking into a nearby fence post. He broke a couple of ribs. If it had been his neck or head? He'd have been a goner.

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Wow what a dick move

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#26 @huleeb does really great work. I totally concur!

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thank you!!

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Agreed. Detailed, somber, whimsical, enigmatic, subtle, & profound. @huleeb is always engaging. An invitation to mystery. :)

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<3

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Back at you!

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