Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 771

Mar 3, 2026 2:24 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @atrusovaartist painted this and I love it!

27 Man Tax: Usher

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise. - Maya Angelou

“The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.” - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#22 because doctors typically will be among the first victims in a zombie outbreak due to all the bitten people seeking them for medical treatment before anyone figures out how zombies work (most zombie movies are set in worlds where Night of the Living Dead was never made, so they are completely unfamiliar with the concept). Vets are simply less likely to be caught up in the initial outbreak.

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#5 And a BBC too!

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#19 That's a Click & Clack patented fix, you owe them royalties.

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#1 Clearly NOT his first rodeo!

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#18 Clue with Tim Curry as the only actor, while the rest are Muppets.

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Same but Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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#9 I am SO blessed that my cat Madison hasn’t figured out that the toilet paper roll does this

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#27 Uhhhh you know he’s a pedo, right?

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#18 Reservoir Dogs, Mr. Orange is the only human

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#4 The apartment building I live in has the same smoke alarms.

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#4 thats fire

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Underrated comment

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#26 I cannot see it on their profile, do they have another account name? It's gorgeous

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#18 Saving Private Ryan but it's the same movie until the end. Bam, muppet Damon.

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Played by Swedish Chef.

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Beaker or Sweetums

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Hey man, you wanna fuckin' stop?

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@OP for your next Man Tax you should feature Elliot Page

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Will do!

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#1 That kid learned his moves from my FIL.

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#25 Speedbump, in his wild habitat.

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#4 I need more of this

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#18 the matrix, keep Hugo weaving. You get to have kermit doing the lean back bullet dodge thing with his signature arm flail. Miss piggy as trinity. Fozzy as morpheus, it writes itself

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Fozzy as Morpheus? I would've gone with Sam the Eagle.

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#25 it me

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#4 That is so mad. That little high pitched note near the end. Solid gold. Fuckit, I

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I'm gonna listen to it a sixth time.

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#3 I thought Shaq was like really smart?

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PHD

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You know... homelander actor does a psycho too good... like I have questions

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I might be wrong but something odd came out about him recently iirc

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#5 Great, now when I hear a bat flying I'll wonder if it's the wings flapping or the buttcheeks clapping together.

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Hnnnngh, colonel

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Sauce on #4? I enjoyed it and would like to continue the groove.

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just some random band playing along to a fire alarm :P

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What I figured, thanks for sharing! I don’t mind funkin around for 48 seconds, but I could funk around to that all day!

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#17

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I prefer this one

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https://i.imgur.com/OUx7Tkw

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The link doesn't load in Firefox on my PC. But this works:

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Thanks. I don't know why Imgur gave me a bad link. Probably because it's Imgur.

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You have to add .mp4 to the end of it for it to work for videos/gifs, or .png for a static image. But yes it’s ridiculous that the link sharing is so shit on imgur.

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#12 @UncleSlam123

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You can really feel the desperation as they grab for the vehicle! Great find! v

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