Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 772

Mar 4, 2026 2:22 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @Kenlifeofclay sculpted this and it's fantastic. Check out their other work in their posts, spider warning though!

27 Man Tax: Michael B. Jordan

“We're told every day, "You can't change the world." But the world is changing every day. Only question is … who's doing it? You or somebody else?” - J. Michael Straczynski

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

***Also if you miss abbiistabbii's discord community good news! Here's the new one https://discord.gg/NPStJGgARq - where everyone's reconnecting, shitposting, and hanging out again***

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#17 May your pieces rest in peace

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#11 that's a great name, but fuck off with these gods damn pastry stouts

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Carefully cure-ated crap

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#22 What’s wrong about being a sim?

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#1 *crawls inside and closes the door behind*

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#1 I'm sorry but this one is misclassified, it's cured, not curated :P

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#25 Self-portaits?

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#1 Oh mannn I am such a ho for smoked meats and cheeses. If I ever am lucky enough to buy a house, it will have to have one of these lol

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Just don't forget to soak the logs in wood.

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#10 Oh, look, it's Bambi and Thumper.

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#12 I know 3 guys named Justice. All Nigerian

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#10 There's something pure and innocent with fawns. Our cat went out to examine a small family of deer with a fawn. The cat went up to the fawn and the fawn was excited to meet the cat. The fawn got a bit to rambunctious so the cat ran into the dense thicket in the woods, but the fawn thought nothing of it to just run right after the cat and the two of them jumped from fallen tree, over the creek and into a field at the other side.. the Parents were very concerned but didn't go chasing the fawn.

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#18 You had me in the first half.

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#1 This one made me laugh the most. Carefully Cured Memes.

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#15 One time when I was driving livery, I had a group of people from France in the van, and I got cut off and I leaned on the horn. Suddenly from the back comes "Chausser, chausser!" (or something like that), and I think they're welling at me, the chauffeur, until the leader of the group comforts me with "no, no, we were yelling at the other driver."

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#27 When it comes to The Smolder™, Flynn Rider has nothing on him.

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#4 Kid's going places. Not college, but places.

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#4 and now I'm focusing on trying to keep eye contact and the hand on my shoulder, and not the question. :3

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#7 my cats reacted to the jet-purr the most

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#10

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#8 fuck yeah! Love it

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#2 it won’t last long in the wild. Nature abhors a vacuum

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#4 oh, this is very real. It really does feel like that sometimes, trying to get my brain to do a task.

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#4 Devon is my spirit animal

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#6 They're three ladies in their thirties who are old friends, and who share a dark secret. They're investigating a death of the fourth member of their old crew after realizing that's not her in the casket. It's a real show called "How to Get to Heaven From Belfast," and it's also pretty funny.

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#16 this feels like something House would do, on House M.D

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I feel like House would just steal the key. He'd knock something over to create a diversion (probably glass, and full of liquid) and find the time to not-so-subtly insult whoever he was stealing the key from. And then not stick around to help clean up.

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#4 now try having 30 of that kid in a room and trying to teach them math

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To (most of) my teachers... I am so sorry and thank you.

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Imagine the teacher is like that too and it’s just 50min of random questions and answers that have nothing to do with a subject until you hit on that one niche subject and next thing you know everything is getting down at a lightning pace all at once and then somebody drops a pencil and it goes back to chaos. That’s my thought process. It’s fun.

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You have my full respect and admiration!

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But what happened to the chocolate and banana boat?

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If a boat covered in chocolate and bananas is traveling away from you at 40 knots…

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Garlic knots?

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... how old is the conductor?

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