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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @ILBaztardo did this gorgeous drawing!
27 Man Tax: Brad Pitt
“What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.” - Thomas Carlyle
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
***Also if you miss abbiistabbii's discord community good news! Here's the new one https://discord.gg/NPStJGgARq - where everyone's reconnecting, shitposting, and hanging out again***
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
NaughtButOne
#15
TheShogunOfSarcasm
#24 ....they did that on purpose.
MrStealYourGiF
#11 Awesome thing... tho why does it look like bottom row, second from right dude is giving it the "Okay, got the stamp for the kids, grandkids and greats, can I die now?"
benchilada3
#2 - Well heck I needed that.
ReverseSyzygy
#3 The opposing soldiers are not a monstrous enemy.
The leaders of the soldiers are the monsters.
This applies to all sides.
azazyel
#1 every MAGA rally which ruined the song
klean9
#3 my father had a relative in Germany during WWII who volunteered to fight on the Russian front because he was afraid he’d come up against relatives from the USA who were on the Western front
cookeewookee
#6 I'm stealing the iHop idea for my tripawd.
SecurityBadger
#11 My takeaway from this is, there must be something in the water of Barbados because they have more centenarians, per capita, than most countries.
VinnieJonesDiary
#10 A classic burritweeto
SpeedbumpNZ
#1 "I'm not an astronaut" kinda vibes.
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
Stuff like this is why I always tell the nurse no visitors until I'm not loopy. I keep my brain on a tight leash and when the guardrails are off who knows what the hell I'll say. My brother still torments me about shit I'd say in my sleep when we were kids...
GIMike1972
I got a visit from my female boss when I was in the hospital after surgery. I didn't remember any of it. When I returned to work she told me "you're a really funny guy when you are f*cked-up". To this day I don't know what I said to her, but she was a very pretty and intelligent woman, so there's that. I could never get her to tell me what the hell I said to her, because "reasons"...
Drosera
#2 that almost looks like the munising falls
Neednoggle
#25 I get it, lil animals. I used to live just a stone's throw away from a transmission line tower which was regularly struck by lightning, and it scared the shit out of me every single time.
Hellomellow
I feel so bad for the pigs and chickens😔
FatBastardVegetarian
The teeth chattering pup tho...
CptnObviousWasTaken
And the squirrel that clutches his pearls!
AngelBolen91
#19 or receive "The Diagnosis"
BeardedWonder82
#25
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PurpleMagnolia
This should be top comment
GeneralNoise
#23 *sigh*, good going letting the secret out
Thiccperson
#22 yesss
EroticZombiePants
#12 Workplaces having people change their passwords every 3 months for security reasons isn't that effective considering most people will just make the most minimal changes. It's like "I guess the last character of my password goes from '#' to '$' for a while."
gobblinal
I had to do that once. Could do it from the command line and there was like "can't be the same as the last 10 passwords" so I wrote a batch file to change it 10 times and then reset it back to the one I could remember.
EroticZombiePants
One thing that annoys me is when sites don't tell you the password requirements until after you've tried to set up a password. The rules aren't universal. If you specifically want a symbol in the password or a password to be a specific length, you can easy stick a message there beforehand. I'll follow the message to a tee.
gobblinal
But then they MUST also put the reminder when I'm trying to log in. I have to have a bunch of different base passwords depending on what the requirements are. And if ALL sites had the same or overlapping requirements then I could just have one but between min/max lengths, MUST and MUST NOT have certain characters and shit, it's a freaking nightmare. I suppose one day it'll just be a drop of blood for a DNA sample every time I want to log into any freaking website.
Bombofclusterfucks
#8 not exactly the same but reminds me of Andarin Carvajal
DoubleDefenestration
#1 this is the best thing I have seen in 2026
Bigemedic
#4 Richard Harris tells a story of him and O'Toole doing a play together and gettin hammered backstage.
Harris went out for his next scene and took a spill into the front row, landing in a woman's lap, who yelled "Good God! Harris is drunk!"
To which Harris replied "if you think I'm drunk, madam, wait till O'Toole makes his entrance!"
yeahhedugit
#6 Snoop Dogg at 0:28 was perfect.
Rayplays
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eastend666
Wrong drug, but right dosage.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Is this real life?? AAAAHHHHHHH
picselator
As a European, convalescence in the US hits so different. Your drugs are certainly on another level.
MadHatter69
As an European, I am envious. I've had my bottom wisdom teeth taken out and only got measly local anesthesia, a prescription to antibiotics, and an advice not to eat hot/warm stuff until the wound heals a little bit (eat ice cream, they said to me). That was it, no tripping, no wheelchair.
AK90
When I got my gallbladder removed I went in to the hospital at 7am and got out at 1pm. Got some painkillers but only took one since they required me to also take some anti constipation medication that tasted like shit. Also got some antibiotics. This was in Sweden in like 2018 I wanna say.
WhatTheFrench
As an American, I have personally seen this degree of medication only with teeth enclosed in gum being excised. I had fully erupted molars removed due to overcrowding, and I only got local anesthetic. I might have gotten some narcotic pain meds for a day or two, it’s been too long to remember.
Some people do have a terrible fear of dentists due to bad experiences here, and I know there are some dentists that offer Valium before and laughing gas during even simple procedures, though.
plastikb0y
same-ish. 3 injections which gave no pain relief. pain meds that don't work so just drank alcohol.
plastikb0y
I know! I got 3 injections that did nothing for pain during a a root canal. (They said it must be too infected so sometimes it doesn't work so we're just gonna have to do it. While you guys are getting out of body experiences with Heroin, LSD and truth serum or so it appears. (UK here btw).
SpeedbumpNZ
#23
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
But the reactions are priceless.
drduffer
#7 Someone’s been reading Edgar Allen Poe again.
Zeterai
#6 Dog in an ambulance, you say?
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NaughtButOne
circlebreaker
#24 Oh wow, outdoor edition of the Drunkinator Hotel Carpet.
EroticZombiePants
#11 That's a fun mix of people happy to have made it to 100 and people who wish they died decades before.
ThePostPenultStraw
#3 I get the sentiment, but don't confuse yourself. Some of the enemies absolutely were degenerate monsters. From the top all the way down.
It's the indiscriminate wars; wars fought for corporations, nationalist expansion/genocide, and the pride/ego and vanity of old men, that are the problem.
doctorId
I recently heard an account from someone who was a child sex slave during the Bosnian war, who was one among many, the youngest of which that they personally knew of was 4 years old and who was literally raped to death. They were sex slaves for their own army's soldiers, who took advantage of the chaos in the conflict. The survivors were threatened by their own government into claiming they were sex slaves for the enemy, the Yugoslavs. Foot soldiers can absolutely be denegerate monsters.
ParaspriteHugger
And some of your side were degenerate monsters, too.
ThePostPenultStraw
Absolutely, hence the nationalist expansion/genocide part. I make no illusions about the US or any other nation. Human beings can be horrible creatures non more so when backed by governments, ideology, and tribalism.
And yet they can also be amazing & good!
It’s the power of the mob, the state, the aynominty of large groups that allows people to become monsters who wouldn’t normally be which is why capitalism is amoral. It excuses people to become monsters of their worst self’s for profit.
ThePostPenultStraw
I know that last bit is somewhat of a tangent but it wraps into a lot of the harm we are seeing in the world now and historically. 500 characters doesn’t allow for a lot of nuance when discussing complex intertwined subjects. Be well.
cyrusthevyrus
And people are often both good people AND monsters, just at different times. Like you said, anonymity and mob mentality are powerful influences that can lead otherwise good people into doing bad things. Yes, those people are still responsible for their actions, but they didn't set out looking for an excuse to do bad things. And when they get defensive about it afterwards, it's because a part of them recognizes that they did something wrong...even if they won't admit it.
cyrusthevyrus
We have to be careful not to fall into this trap. (Yes, there are some people who are absolutely monsters. This is just a general rule, and there are always exceptions...just maybe not as many as we think).
gumshoe99
Fortunately every war ever was won by the good guys.
ParaspriteHugger
Unless they were later defeated by someone who liked the original losers better, or the losers retreated but had good PR.
ToenailClippingsJar
Given that history is written by the victor.. I highly doubt the accuracy of that statement.
EroticZombiePants
It is accurate as far as the victor's are concerned though.
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
That’s the point they were making, friend.
idiotsonfire
Every Nazi was and still is evil.
Unclescam
As of right now, the people I consider are degenerate monsters definitely are. They are not being forced at all.
MattoJanai
I disagree. A lot of them were 16/17 year old boys brainwashed by propaganda and thought they were fighting the good fight for Germany and didn't know the horrors of their government. But NOW there's no excuse. Every modern Nazi is evil. We know what happened and they still choose evil
ThePostPenultStraw
Maybe, but even considering brainwashed propaganda, watching people being put in ovens and burned alive, should tip you off that you're not on the right side of history. Defection opportunities existed.
idiotsonfire
You know what should happen if a 16/17 year old conscript sees someone being put into an oven alive? They should take the gun they've been given, turn it on the highest ranking officer, and SHOOT THEM IN THE FUCKING HEAD, then turn to the next one, and SHOOT THEM AS FUCKING WELL. That would be the only "good" Nazi, one that kills other Nazis.
conklin5
#9 Every Friday at 11 a.m. the dogs on my street have a hilarious sing a long.
ivegotaflippingun
I would like to hear this!