Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 775

Mar 7, 2026 2:26 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @slimvictor made this dog on the beach!

27 Man Tax: David Strathairn

“Every individual has a place to fill in the world, and is important, in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or not.” - Nathaniel Hawthorne

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

***Also if you miss abbiistabbii's discord community good news! Here's the new one https://discord.gg/NPStJGgARq - where everyone's reconnecting, shitposting, and hanging out again***

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Straithern just gets hotter with age I swear

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 where's the kaboom? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#15 Hell of a shot, but the real kudos have to go to that camera man

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 I like your unusual looking dog, that white fur looks all sorts of fluffy.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Boop (couldn’t resist)!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 fun fact: California recently passed a law that streaming platforms are no longer allowed to make commercials louder than show content.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Excellent meme dump!!!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 stop lying to kids. Finger tap on side of nose and Finger tap on forehead are way older than tiny violin.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#5 core memory unlocked

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#21 went to shit apparently :( I really wanted to go here but apparently they don’t clean the rooms very often or well. AND it’s expensive as fuck! I would rather build my own igloo and camp out in that

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, Kakslauttanen. As with any "must see" location, it definitely pays to read up on recent reviews (both good and bad) before making any plans or putting any money down for a reservation.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 this reminds me of that Black Mirror episode!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#16 nope, don't like that

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s either for a dog or Harry Potter.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On second review, I'm dumb and it's a cute mini cat hotel bed inside of your room and not a horrifying diorama of the room itself designed to shatter my sense of security.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Until the cat takes up diorama making as a hobby.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#24 An elegant piece of technology, from a more civilized age.

1 month ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

not as clumsy or random as a blaster too.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every piece is craftmanship, cause the outside and the inside is designed.
I have No Hope for a return, there are only artefacts left for us.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I personally never liked the transparency. was def all about the colors tho!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 Is eye color changing a thing? Because the first two kitten clips have blue eyes but the rest orange-ish.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, like with humans, most change eye colors somewhere around 3 months. Fur patterning can also still evolve for a while.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#13 Who actually does the driving?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Front guy steers since his handle bars are linked to the wheel that turns.

What I want to know is if both engines actually work and power the rear wheel?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes they do its got a link system that goes all the way to the back both engines provide power to the wheel

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 who gave birth? Part of me hopes it was part mom fox, but since dad was a powdered donut, we can’t know if males in the powdered donut species don’t give birth like seas horses. We need to know!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#22 My work persona has been hacked.

1 month ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This is exactly me too! After I finish the email, I have to go back to the beginning to add in the Hi, hope you're doing well! part. And then I read it one more time...

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#9 you also had the wind up bird, and if you lived in an ethnically diverse area you had a bunch of other options.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#23 TIL im a goblin

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#10 oh you should see after video (or might be more of this one) where they play hot potato with a baby

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is the game she is playing?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't actually know, but I saw a video of it on imgur a while back. The villagers start tossing the baby to keep it away from the lava

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Pineapple on pizza", as of another comment

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 Yes! And the advertisers. Loud bastards.

1 month ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

It's gotten better than it was way back when I remember being woken up in the middle of the night after falling asleep with the tv on because the commercial was so much louder than everything else it actually made the tv make rattling sounds from the speakers being pushed beyond their limits.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can thank regulation for that. Commercial Advertisement Loudness Mitigation Act empowered FCC to regulate broadcaster ad volumes. It does not apply to streaming, notably, only broadcast TV.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 It bugs me that the captions use > (greater than) 3 months when it should be < (less than) 3 months.

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

It bugs me that it's full of forced perspectives, like her holding thee cat at full arm extension, just to make him look bigger.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wondered if I was crazy for a moment when I saw that one.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#7 What is that beast and where can I get one?

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Tiger/stuffed animal hybrid

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Maine Coon from a breeder:
https://www.mainecooncentral.com/kusa-the-maine-coon-cat/

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Someone else gave the correct answer, but you can also check out "Norwegian Forest Cat" for another breed of "is it still a cat?"

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Had the biggest crush on David Straithairn growing up

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I feel like he should be as big as De Niro or Redford, he’s such a great, dangerous, and charismatic actor.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ever seen Deloris Claiborne? That movie gave me a really bad taste in my mouth for him.of course, that was just a character but that how good of an actor he is.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

just something really sexy about him

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7

1 month ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Fun fact: Mike Smith (Bubbles) is a rapist.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

This was not....a fun fact

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Okay but it IS something that a lot more people should know.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#3 The one thing that unites all civilizations, across all times: Shitposting.

1 month ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

The sentences must run on!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am reminded of the inordinate amount of phallic graffiti discovered when Pompeii was unearthed, and the Norse runes carved way up on a wall in a church that, when translated, said simply "This Is Very High :)"

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think the norse one is in the Hagia Sophia. Somewhere in the Byzantine Empire, at any rate

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think there's two in Hagia Sophia. Probably done by members of the Varangian Guard.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know there's another somewhere that basically reads "Harvald Harvaldsonson was here."

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 how its done
https://computer.howstuffworks.com/elumens.htm

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$20,000

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 grand in 2000 money, so almost 40 grand in today's money: https://web.archive.org/web/20001018123239/http://www.elumens.com/

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found a video of one of these in action: https://youtu.be/7dtH6uKj-QI

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 That's a sick empty net goal. Unfortunately, fuck the Capitals.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Can't believe they traded Dowd and Carlson.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's up with the Caps these days? I am out of the loop.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No idea. I don't really follow them, other than if the Habs play against them.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Wild had a goalie goal empty netter a year or so ago. Was sooooo awesome

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Goalie goals are always amazing. The second-best thing in hockey, to goalie fights!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Used to be one. Best save I ever did and will forever remember was a 3-on-0. Guy in middle passed towards guy on my right, as I was shifting to cover he'd already passed to the other side. Dug my right skate in to push left, did the splits for the first timer ever, and glove save. All I hear from the the attacker was 'NO FUCKING WAY', while I'm discovering I can't do the splits without pain. I loved playing, but couple of years later fucked my MCL.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that legit or is that icing?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they try it and miss the goal, then icing rules appy

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

100% legit. It's almost the only way goalies score goalie goals which are right up there with goalie fights as the best things goalies can do.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the clarification!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking loath when the coach of my team pulls the goalie but fucking love when the opposing team does it, and this is why. Also, fuck the caps.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I hope you're not an Isles fan then, because Patrick Roy loves to pull the goalie with half the game remaining.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, I'm a Blackhawks fan. And yes, Patrick is an idiot.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Habs fan here. The only idiocy Roy did while here was caused by other idiocy beforehand.

Fuck Mario Tremblay.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0