Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 778

Mar 10, 2026 1:26 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @GarrisonFjord drew this and I think it's delightful. Check out their other posts for more great stuff.

27 Man Tax: Tom Holland

“I don't think the thing is to be well known, but being worth knowing.” Robert Fulghum

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https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
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#4 I‘d also choose this mans wife.

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#12 I've seen it before on here but never confirmed if it's legit or a clip from a comedy show. Anyone know?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Martha Wash good on you

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#6 We are having chicken for dinner.

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#25 I bet wayyyyy more peeps end from Murica's vampire healthcare and gun-totin' loons

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2

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#12 Is that Perd Hapley?

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#8 now you do

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@OP- I've been a fan of Robert Fulgham since the early 90's. He learned everything he needed to know in Kindergarten!

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#3 isn't he Samoan? So, igneous

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 $0.20 for a DOZEN?? Dear lord, I’m lucky now if I can find one under $4

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#22 is definitely a side effect of DST.

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#12 I laughed so hard that I squee'd

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#3 regardless, he still has diamond teeth. GNU Sir Terry.

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#5 "The window opening is restricted. Please do not throw objects from high places." So I guess I kind of get how the mistranslation works. "Only an asshole would throw shit out this window" >>> "Do not shit in the air like a god."

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#2 updoot for dancing granny

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She loves to dance to music from her youth (that song turns 43 this year)

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The folks who went dancing at the club to this song, 43 years ago, are now in their 70s.....And the song still rocks, just like this lady!

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#1 A dozen tamales for 20c would save my fuckin life.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 I could use some life saving tamales

1 month ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

20 cent a dozen? yes please. FUCK yes please.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Exactly my thought.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But I also really love chicken. How to choose?!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's not Saturday.

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OMG thanks for including me! 🤗

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#2 Jesus Christ! He's a mineral, Marie!

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#2 [Reservation Dogs] --She still snags. Bet she's got mad lanyards. SKODEN!

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Now to make sure I don’t reshare the stuff I stole back to the discord immediately haha

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was so close to doing this with #25 till I remembered who's meme dump I was in lol

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#4 Sometimes you've got to lap moments like these up.

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#7 Haha why is this so great. Its so dumb. +1

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#5 so just shit in the air like a normal person and everything is fine, got it

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#8 What kind of monster doesn't let the pets on the couch?

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That's why the cat got them up there because #fightthepower that's why

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Top tier dog beds are like $100 but a couch is 10 times that and harder to clean or replace. I have almost always gotten my furniture used or even free, but my dogs have always had very fine purchased beds. I think it's ok to want something for myself when I treat them better than I treat myself and my humans.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

People who own fish

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Or elephants. You don't want those on your couch either.

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#3 He changed from being a pro wrestler to being an actor, so clearly he's metamorphic.

1 month ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Top shelf joke. Rock on (punch intended).

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's a pebble now ever since he went off the roids

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That... doesn't seem like much of a career shift.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like stage->film actor

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perhaps more like stunt man -> lead actor.

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#6 She heard the mud bath takes years off your skin!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If she bathes in that, it'll be a concrete problem.

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#17 I think that qualifies as an illegal building technique.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

@AlphaStructural convince me of why I shouldn't build my house' piers out of legos. (Besides the absurd price.)

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