Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 781

Mar 13, 2026 1:23 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: Painting by @EricPause Check out their other posts for other very cool work.

27 Man Tax: Dakota Beavers

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#6 Those are the rules, we live and die by them.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like how the kitten at the bottom of the pile is like nah, I'm good. Same, kitty.

4 weeks ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

What? How come a man that beautiful, with that jawline, gets to have such a kick ass name too! I'd be over here, shaped like a potato, called something like Idaho Muffintop? Gedt'fugouddahere.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 Tony Lazuto says hello.

4 weeks ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

#5 the well known war criminal Peter Beardsley

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#20 a Melmacian picnic basket

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#10

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#1 anyone seen the pizza angels around? I just realized that I've not seen their posts for awhile

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw them a couple days ago

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 jerk dog is the best lol!

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice Beaver

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 I don't want to be reincarnated unless I come back as a woodland mouse wearing a flowery apron and serving tea to her furry friends.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You could do that now. Just create a fursona and join them.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry to call you out on this, but that pizza at the beginning does not look like crap at all! 8-)

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#25 Chocolate strawberry is missing a syllable

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I believe Booker T. would feel differently if he had seen the shit stain in the Oval Office.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5
Daniel Radcliffe | Sylvester Stallone
?Yassir Arafat? | ?Dave MacLeod?

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's Ringo in a keffiyeh. (kidding)

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 That's because everyone knows better than to get Nebraskans wet or to feed them after midnight. There were two whole movies about this!

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#27 are the Dakota beavers in a trenchcoat masquerading as a gorgeous human man?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

another excellently curated batch, your taste is exquisite!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 Can't say I've ever done that, I always try to keep the door open for them if the elevator has room.


#13 Whoever wrote that needs to get out more then, and that's coming from someone that rarely leaves the house.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Leaving the house is overrated. Like unscripted "reality" television.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#12 as someone who is currently practicing pilates and has done a lot of yoga, this is dead accurate. 😂😂

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#16 Relatable

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#13 This, except with a small piece of wilted lettuce.

4 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

of all the things I didn't expect to see today, it was imgur glorifying the nastiest, cheapest, lowest quality american mcdonalds burger I have ever seen

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 lol, what yoga are yall doin. Has never been my experience

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#17 One is forced to wonder if the mememaker is unaware that these white blobs are lakes? Lakes connected to the Atlantic Ocean via the St. Lawrence SEAway?

4 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

St Lawrence Seaway and the Mississippi River give Minnesota 2 routes to the world oceans. That double the ocean access because we kick ass like that

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, there's a big ass river that runs through the middle of the U.S. But also, is the "not land" on the far north border navigable?

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah! I forgotabout that Big River, even though she loves it more than I. That's James Bay, just under Hudson's Bay, 70٪ of the year, historically, it is navagable.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 Everytime I hear that I'm reminded of that episode of Sopranos when Adriana was trying to be a music promoter and she is pushing that shitty band. This is way better, but I see the scene in my head each time where Crunch is sitting there licking his lips thinking about straight jacking.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, some of those “landlocked” regions are directly touching Great Lakes. Do they not count?

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's a question of access to the oceans for trade purposes.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is access to the oceans for shipping. it is limited to ships smaller than huge cargo ships but still surprisingly large.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the map isn't at all correct, the Great Lakes, the MIssissippi, etc. all have access to oceans for trade purposes - and to confuse people, there's a submarine based in Oklahoma of all places

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like an oldschool vampire i had to follow the music theory of #25

4 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Except Chocolate Strawberry is wrong.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Technically, you are right, except I've rarely heard anyone include the second syllable in chocolate. They just say "choc'late".

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ive seen, read and heard chocolate be re-pronounced a lot of times for me to always let it slide

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you say choco-latte to me, i get this song in my head

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That pizza makes me wanna stuff some crust.

4 weeks ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

That's a good lookin' pizza. I'd fuck it.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember when Pizza Hut was a sit-down restaurant, and they would bring the pan pizza to the table in one of those pans.

And they had sit-down arcade games.

4 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

You know there are Pizza Hut Classics out there that are exactly that, right?

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If they aren't near me they don't count. And 11 hours of driving doesn't qualify as "near".

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just drive faster, you could be there in 10.5

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I jsut read a substack last week, they still exist! There are about 40 of them, let me see if i can find it. ... life/2026/01/food-pizza-hut-classic-restaurant-pennsylvania-travel.html">https://slate.com/life/2026/01/food-pizza-hut-classic-restaurant-pennsylvania-travel.html. and here's the substack. https://rolandopujol.substack.com/p/the-retrologists-guide-to-pizza-hut. it's from 2022, and he admits there are many more than listed in it.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The glass shakers of parmesan and red pepper flakes. The persistent smell of garlic in the air. The red bumpy cups.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dude... That is my happy place. They also still had cheese bread. Fuck bread sticks, their cheese bread was the shit. The pan was the shit. The Bigfoot was the shit. The triple decker and stuffed crust, pure amaze balls shit. The smell, the feel. Also, enjoying reading and getting paid for it. My personal pan with black olives. Fuck me to tears.

4 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The Pizza Hut Italian sub was the shit. Pizza Hut was right next to school and I was tired of personal pans for lunch one day and thought fuck it have a sub. Game changer.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Hut peeked when they had the dessert buffet.

4 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My small town didn't have that. Holy fuck that sounds peak.

4 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It was soft serve ice cream, brownies, warm fudge and several other toppings for it, and a few other things but I was all about dumping soft serve and fudge on the brownies.

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