Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 782

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @PaintMags did this gorgeous lake painting. Check out their other posts for more awesome art.

27 Man Tax: Dylan O'Brien

“The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.” - Bill Hicks

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pullingsixty

#22 How does she keep the camera framed on what she's talking about if she's blind?

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ImaginaryFriendship

#17 I never thought I'd see the day i could walk into my neighborhood grocery store and just buy edibles and drinks of thc.
Gd is good

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FortifiedWhine

#12 Arb bou dirffing??? I lurbbbh drthbbbibing! Pttthhhtttbbbb woont thoo brivvvve!

#10 no quicker way for me not to read it

ShadeMeadowsArt

Bless ya~

SpeedbumpNZ

#21 I was expecting the Ass Tax Man, so this was an interesting twist

CreeewDeeeTaaay

#5 I get it!

YanRoy

#16 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enRybTlhazV4bXhpdmJsN3AxcDljaWxiM3NkNnpnZzB1MjgwNjl4aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WNJdVoZw7gcXt5c7d4/200w.webp

Blimjoe

#17 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aG12YzZ1ZTBpNDluMmJ2OTVneXdwNnIwcmpiOGx3a2lneHhmYWlmcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb/200w.webp

Vebrandsson

#15 well thats a snazzy effect.

Procrastinator57

#12 it’s for the blind person that restocks the vending machine?

GeneralNoise

Love that Bill Hicks quote. Except I didnt listen and I did buy a gun for defense

Raptorsarecool

#15 is SkechArt on youtube. I love his art!

SacrificialClam

#13 this is a great question. I would love to know if blind people ever use vending machines.

cryborg

PaintMags

Thank you for sharing<3

byronwilliams4010

#13 My office's parking garage elevator had braille symbols.

SteveTheEgg

I mean, blind people also ride in cars. Worse case scenario, a blind person needs to navigate out of the garage, it's there. Also why they obviously don't drive, doesn't mean they can't forget something in the car they were driven in and need to navigate to get it.

herph

#16

Otomasoteraph

Hey, I steal #8 and I don't give a flying fornication if you care or not

DarthGoodguy

pinkmilkyway

#17 idk what it is but theres this quality to English people when confectionary food — they make it seem so delicious & interesting that Im like I’ll HAVE WHAT he’s having thankyou

Dannyalcatraz

#4 I heard that last bit in Gene Wilder’s voice (Willy Wonka).

Feralkyn

Well thanks now I have too!

sothisishowashitpostfeelslike

Why is there a Norwegian plane looking like it's trying to reenact 9/11?

yeahhedugit

#4 our red cups are touristy like the Dutch wooden shoes.
except the Dutch won't ice you.

sjleegketting

And as a dutchman, in reality you'll have hard time actually spotting any of us in those in most parts of this country. You can find keyrings with small ones, Delfts Blue, and other touristy versions everywhere, though.

CommunCreator

The one redeeming feature clogs seem to have is that they’re durable. They look terribly uncomfortable and that they will fly off if you walk too quickly.

Cosmicfisherman

#23 Jack is off for the day. You might see him comeback later.

togapika

#27 Young Kevin Bacon? Nani?

InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde

I saw Kevin Bacon at first too! Had to scroll back up and check.

#17 I find it so ridiculous for some medicinal plants and fungi to be illegal

allformmo34

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z290dWhyYW1uNWt1Zmt4ejhnZTZ0ZXYxMmVvd29hYmw3cWZvb2ZvMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdLmgPnkgIxchTW/200w.webp

Huh?

PattieHelmuth

The only reason they are illegal is because they are too easily homegrown and the government can't collect tax on plants they don't know you have.

Hackwitch

It's not even that, it was very explicitly an attempt to demonize the anti-war and civil rights movements in the 70's. Like, one of Nixon's advisors directly stated that in an interview. Lawmakers give a lot less of a shit about taxes than people think they do, modern governments don't actually run on tax dollars (taxes are effectively inflation control in modern economics), so it's not like bringing in more taxes actually benefits them.

BoatsNGoats

Yes because political advisors always state the truth

larndt31411

#16 oh my god these are all terribly worded questions. I hate this so much, you monster

TheHillsHaveNostrils

Nr 3 tickles me in the worst way. "There are 8 fish in the pond. 7 swam away". To where did they swim? The sky? A pond is a closed environment!

mirria

I mean .. sort of no? a miniature lake that forms within the flow of a small creek is technically a pond. I got a neighbour down the road that has a pond in the path of snowmelt/rainwater runoff and a spillway to keep the water level right. Ponds are not necessarily endorheic.

Your neighbor feeding their pond with runoff is admittedly clever - in a way, it's similar to what a retention basin does. Or exactly like, if the water level being adjusted isn't the pond's. "a miniature lake that forms within the flow of a small creek" seems to me to just be part of the creek. Another word for that is a pool. Ponds AIUI are enclosed, but a creek pool (while slow-moving) still does move and does have access to the surrounding stream.

#13 theoretically if they had blind people using the candy machine, they could post a brail list of the items, and already having the brail on the keypad makes it that much easier.

cyrusthevyrus

I think the reason there's braille on things like vending machines (and drive-up ATMs) is because a lot of times, blind people will have a friend or family member with them helping them. The friend/family will tell them what's in the machine and the number of what they want, and the blind person can put in their money and enter the number themselves if they want to.

Of course, posting a braille "menu" would also be nice, but it would have to be updated when items were out of stock.

Every time they restocked the machine they would have to update the list, and if the maintenance guy can’t read braille that would be a problem.

You can print a list in both brail and regular text. And then just keep the same items in the same spot.

Yeah, good luck with that second one.

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