Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 786

Mar 18, 2026 1:32 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @mnfriesen made this badass shirt. Awesome work. Check out their posts for more!

27 Man Tax: Jason Momoa

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Exquisite collection, madam

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 The tippiest of taps

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#8 it me

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#7 he isn’t hitting any of the correct notes. Impressive juggling but it’s just playing the next note regardless of what key he hits

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#24 6-year old boy meeting his brother brought me to tears, then in perfect timing, happy-dog #25 was there for smiles!

3 weeks ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Same! Such a kind soul that little boy has. 😭

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ive got a six year old and a baby the way. I sure hope she reacts like this lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2

3 weeks ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered how many takes they had to do of that scene.

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#16 No. Americans are not that stupid. This is a “Russian space pen” situation where the joke has been accepted as fact. The working class uses fractions pretty constantly and is well aware that 1/3rd is bigger. Other restaraunts sell 1/3 lb burgers. The real reason that A&W’s burger failed was it was BAD. It was basically a frozen gas station hamburger, precooked, reheated, and sold at full price.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#3 ahah ah ahhhh ahahahahahhh ahah ah ahhhhh...

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#8 I gave away most of my Legos. Now I'm Legoless https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHQyd2RodHUxZ2UzZ2N3YWZndjZmcHJ2cDN5M2s2MjlodnI1eTh2bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AlcpnzD3Dg9rJtM76Y/200w.webp

3 weeks ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

LEGO BRICKS! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE RULES IN THE PICTURE!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

They literally JUST told you its "Lego", and you've done it wrong immediately.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#9 It should be made clear that since this was originally posted, Dr May has moved into the professional ranks of astrophysicists.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#9 Amateur? Sir Brian Harold May is an actual astrophysicist. He was on his way to a PhD when Queen took off and he got the title afterwards.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#23 Handling the bird like that is making it horny.

3 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

That poor girl needs help, she's far too horny. That behaviour is only going to make it worse, then you run the risk of egg binding. I sadly lost my budgie, Katsu, to egg binding. It's not a nice way to go :(

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was searching for this comment. I hate it when I see people on the internet not knowing how to handle pets :/ Birds get stimulated through touch on the back. They get extremely frustrated and tend to get aggressive and or depressed if this behavior is continued. You're edging your parrot, buddy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude is unfairly hot, and he seems so silly. He's a treasure

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#5 This is satisfying on a near-sexual level. Thank you.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#9 Brian May actually has a PhD in Astrophysics and still publishes work in scientific journals.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 I have never been more happy for a video to have the original audio and no music over the top.#TippyTappy

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#23
It always confuses me when people speak to animals in any other language than English. "It doesn't know what you're saying!" Then I realize how stupid of a thought that really is.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks for the mention!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 This is like Gatorade telling me the flavors have names and aren't just colors. We get it, you make the stuff, but out here in the real world we decide what to call it

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 most of my friends are also inanimate objects

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3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 if there is anyone in the comments who thinks this is real, then.........well, you're not very observant

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1: brakes real-valued four-vectors wimps? what do brakes have to do with dark matter? and real-valued scalar wimps can't have n=4.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 the guy who made gifs says its pronounced jif. So I will call them legos, thanks though.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Enjoy eating a bowl of pastas then, while looking out the window at a flock of sheeps.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you will be wrong for the rest of your life. Only Americans call them Legos, mainly because most Americans are stupid. And you can't argue that, gestures at everything

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Only Americans? What fucking planet are you living on where you are this disconnected from the human population?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at parties.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No kid has ever said "Hey wanna come over and play Lego bricks?"

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

nobody calls them "lego bricks" you self righteous snob (not american btw)

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#5 this person does not understand grammar

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 Not an amateur- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_May#Scientific_career

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He hasn't gotten paid to work as an astrophysicist, so he's an amateur. "Amateur" doesn't mean "incompetent," and besides, amateur astronomers make important discoveries all the time.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I usually don't call people with PhDs and publications in their fields as amateurs.
Also, kinda one of the definitions: one lacking in experience and competence in an art or science.
Also also, one could just read the section on his scientific career.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn right. With a PHD, Dr Brian May, knows all about the rotation of the planet.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In this case, amateur means you don't do it professionally.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 he is not playing it, not even in the first half, and I can't imagine anyone believing otherwise

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Yeah those balls are too wide to hit just one key at a time

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And too few to hit full-on chords too

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#27 Duncan Idaho!

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, That's Ronon Dex.

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#16 the source for this is a quote from the owner that drove A&W into the ground, because it couldn't be his fault. Seriously, BEFORE the 1/3rd pound burger they had already lost half their franchises and fired 80% of their workforce. If he truly believed that, and it was real, he should have introduced a 1/5th pound burger and killed with it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

A&W in Canada is still very much alive and well! 🇨🇦

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, A&W food just wasn't as good/popular as other place. It's fine for what it is but was never anyone's first choice.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third-pound_burger It IS true, though. It's widely studied and reported on. Introducing a 1/5th lb burger would've been funny but I'm sure wouldn't work in the long run; regardless, it is a true fact. People genuinely thought the 1/4 was larger.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah... Couldn't have anything to do with the fact that there was over 6 times the amount of McDonald's already in the 80s or the fact that A&W limited itself to certain states

3 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Limiting yourself to certain areas isn't necessarily a bad thing, quite the opposite really. If you spread too far, too quickly things can spiral out of control and collapse very quickly. In fact, that's partly what happened to A&W, they tried to expand to Japan in the 70s and lost a lot of money doing so.

That and a string of mismanagement issues, and a lawsuit all caused a huge decline in the late 70s to 1981, before the company was sold to the guy who tried to market the 1/3 pounder burger.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Before the 80s A&W had more franchises than McDonalds. They drove the company into the ground, pushed out franchises, then by the mid 80s when it was circling the drain they introduced the 1/3rd lb burger. It wasn't enough to turn the company around. Of course the owner blamed the customers, because it couldn't be THEIR fault.

A&W was also failing outside the US in the 80s as well, so it wasn't just US customers being idiots.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From what I can see of the quote, the guy it came from, and other surrounding context, he doesn't lay any blame on the customers for the business doing poorly as a whole. He's only talking about why that product didn't do well with focus groups.

In the ~13 years he owned the company, he actually did a good job at fixing many of the problems that existed prior to him buying it and stabilizing it overall. The company probably would have died before 1990 if he hadn't bought it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are 3 A&W's within a half hour drive of me. All of them have righteous Teenburgers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They closed both that were near me.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I first got my car, every date ended with teenburgers and mugs of root beer @ A&W

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 Thanks for the Legos, but we'll take it from here.

3 weeks ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 6

EXACTLY. When I was a little kid, and I told my friends to come over to play with my toys, I woulda sounded real weird if I said I have lots of Gi Joe, Star Wars Action Figure, Dominoe, Marble, and Water Baloon. It's fucking LEGOS.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

I like the idea that with an adjective you could stuff like legoier, legoiest, legoly,... "Oh, you built that very legoly", "this house is legoier that the house over there, which is too blue bricky"

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The reason behind this is, that if it becomes a common use word, they no longer have a trademark. Xeroxing something for example.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am legoing this mf house up.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like the rules of Uno.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Unos.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Like I'm sorry that it technically isn't correct, but humans are always going to find the simplest way of talking and Legos wins out over any two word workaround.

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Bloody Americans! Always dumbing everything down. IT'S LEGO! IT'S NOT DIFFICULT

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Man, I just love building lego castles out of legos and sand castles out of sands.

Psst. The reason why this doesn't work in your brain is materials (e.g. wood, concrete, lego, sand, etc...) have singular plurals, so the image is correct.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

But the entire point is that its singular and plural in any context and you are unnecessarily adding an extra letter. Your logic is flawed by your own argument and you're still wrong.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would require me to remember yet another fancy word with special rules instead of just adding an s like most every other word, so it's extra work. No flaw, just a misunderstanding on your behalf.

If it requires active work to correct, then it's already too much for me to care and thus will just keep it's current method of speaking.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always tried to teach my boys: It's not their job to interpret what you're saying, it's your job to be clear expressing what you mean. That stated, whether or not it would be marked "correct" on a grammar test, I'm fairly confident most people are going to understand what you mean when you say "Legos". Now, we're still going to judge you, but we'll understand.

3 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If I go to Denmark and I'm speaking danish then their rules apply. I speak english, a language quite well known for coopting words from other languages and using them however we want. Here in the US legos is the correct pluralization because that's how we all use it and we all know what you mean.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

I also think it should be Legos.... until I heard your sorry ass reason about how special the US are and that you don't play by the rules.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I never said we dont play by the rules dumb ass, I said we take words from other languages and make them fit the rules of the fucking language we're speaking. That's how languages evolve, and it's very especially how modern english ( spoken in a lot more countries than just the US you ignorant cunt) evolved and developed. Also there's a "law of common usage" meaning if enough people use a word "wrongly" it becomes the right way to use that word. Take your dumbass xenophobic trash elsewhere twat

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seems like i pUShed your buttonseseseses

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bitch please, my favorite thing to do on the internet is tell dumb fucks theyre being dumb, I get excited for the opportunity to sling justified insults at ignorant twats that have no clue how anything actually works in this world. Now I'm going to block you and continue my lovely day. Bye now.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0