Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 789

Mar 21, 2026 1:29 AM

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23 I always thought they just had smooth shiny skin, had no idea it was fur.

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @ArtJokerFan55 drew this adorable golden retriever! Check out their posts for more drawings and animation.
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27 Man Tax: Sebastian Stan

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#18 You forgot the screech when you step on tail or foot when they don't move. A regular occurrence with our senior kitty.

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#19 Just gotta keep killing people and/or destroying vehicles.

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#21

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#11

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#8. It's nice to see I'm not the only cat parent with rolls of packing paper strewn about the house. Every 3rd of the month we reup when the chewy auto ship arrives.

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#9 It should be something like "after all the shit that's gone between them."

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#1 he went to Jared

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#25 when I try to dance with my almost-four year old daughter just shakes her head and says "no daddy, don't dance"

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Brutal.

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#21 These kids just graduated college. Feeling old now?

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#7 When my father passed, we had a friends & family get-together. We self-sorted, and I was at the kids' table (everyone was in their 50s).

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I always try to sit at the kids table. The conversation is very enlightening!

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#7 oh come on, cars don't even have carburetors anymore.

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#11 So cute. Remind me of the opossums that now live in Canada.perhaps Nine-banded armadillos are rapidly expanding their range northward into the US Midwest, including Illinois, Indiana, and potentially towards Michigan, driven by climate change and milder winters. Their expansion is aided by increased temperatures that allow them to survive further north than previously possible.

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#4 hey, if it works, it ain't stupid, I guess...

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#25 AI, or 1990s Dancing Baby gif? Who is to say.

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3rd option, it's a dude and his daughter dancing

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Who is to say.

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#11 Those little dudes are adorable. Had a couple grow up in my yard. But they also carry leprosy.

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One species does. Not sure if this is the one but its really mostly just the singular branch of armadillos that carry leprosy. I would still get checked (and would probably glove up before handling) but its not a guarantee by a long way that armadillo = leprosy.

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We carry so many different diseases and smell like garbage to our dogs!

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#11 SQUEEEEEEEE OMGGGGG SO CUTE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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#11 a very lovely thing to do, now wash your hands, their body temp is low enough to be perfectly incubators for the plague and leprosy

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#7 a carburetor is a thing no new car has had for over 30 years.

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Excellent choice of man tax and creator spotlight! Also I like the clip about LGBT Mariachi. 💚

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#24 MariaGBTQ+

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L MariaG(BTQ+)

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#11 There’s a fourth baby somewhere! Armadillos almost always have identical quadruplets. https://carnegiemnh.org/armadillo-identical-quadruplets-every-time/

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#21

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Is it racist if it's accurate? Because I'm totally that white kid, wishing I was a black kid...

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I was just trying to be funny, it's just I'm not very good at it...:⁠-⁠\

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Thanks for including one of my posts 😁

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That is an excellent piece of work and well worthy of inclusion.

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#5 I know guys in grey sweatpants is a meme, but I never quite understood why; could someone explain?

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because you can see the outline of.. things

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VERY clearly.

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#4 Honestly, if they had secured it better, this isn't that terrible of an idea.

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That's what I initially thought as well, but it really is. As soon as you put a plate in or anything that has a bit of weight, it'll flex and break the seal. This may last a grand total of 3 weeks before failing/leaking (even if it was secured properly.

As a quick fix for a few days, sure, that's better than nothing.

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True, but there shouldn't be a lot of dish washing in the bathroom, unless it's a studio apartment. Honestly, the "bad idea" that it is, opened my eyes to the possibilities of custom sinks that I'd never imagined before. So, I can at least appreciate it for that.

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Fair point. And you can certainly get creative, as long as you pick a material that doesn't flex or crack, or cover something that doesn't flex or crack. :)

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#14 Wasn't expecting to be called out, but here we are. 🤣

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Itme as well

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thin crust gang !

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Thick crush gang. I like doughiness.

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Crust*

I can't type for shit at 5am.

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#11 What adorable little leprosy vectors!

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Just dont eat them and you'll be fine

https://www.cdc.gov/leprosy/about/index.html

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Wrong band count for leprosy I think. But I am half asleep so could be misremembering.

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Bubonic plague, too!

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Ooooh vintage plague!

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Meh, leprosy's curable these days. Worth it

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Plus, who doesn't want to shed a few winter pounds before summer?

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See, the issue is that you don't only shed some pounds, but also a foot or two....

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Common misconception! It's likely that the people who were reported losing body parts to leprosy just had them chewed off by rats while they were sleeping.

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See? It's a non-issue

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