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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @surlyfries did this drawing! Check out their posts for more art.
27 Man Tax: Shawn Mendes
“Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries.” - Christopher Morley
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
L0rdinquisit0r
#5 this starts as fine dining for The Borrowers, then gets bigger and weird (they would still eat it)
arajad
#3 The other end of the dryer wormhole has landed in your house. Prepare to be inundated with socks.
Rogahar
#4 I'd say she's not being paid enough, but she's a nurse so that's already a given. Fuck me we need to treat our doctors and nurses better than we do.
Unindoctrinated
#2
I have a 45-year-old terracotta ashtray that has scratched into it the name or nickname of every stoner who has ever used it.
derrymerbles
#5 THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE
AntaNce
And it was much more important than whatever this BS was.
eltorodiablo
#6 Card declined?
SpeedbumpNZ
#17 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDg3NGNuejl2N2pvNzJldXM5czk0djZndHN3MXRyZWFzd3VvNXM1biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fgR5ghGSXWpuU/200w.webp
ZeroVektor
Hilarious, but why?
trigonman3
#24 The way to remember how to spell "fuchsia" is that it was named after Mr. Fuchs, with "ia" at the end, for flair or something.
Sabattwo
#1 and #7, I like your dog
Rogerwilco1974
#19 this was from a satire website
writerdahling
I was going to guess they were each other's beards. Satire works too.
MuffinProof
#5 That'll be €74
excableguy
This is surely listed on the menu as "market price."
rampartfranklin
#13 @UncleSlam123
UncleSlam123
Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win I guess! Great find!
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DarkSock
#6 this kills the ski lift.
ShadowbannedForNoReason
#23 dog equivalent of flipping the pillow over to the cool side
StarscreamAndHutch
#15 Goldies are the best!
drduffer
#21 Fucking onions . . .
BlastyMcBlastblast
#6 when yo momma boards the other end of the lift
GiantFlyingLabia
#13 nailed it
L0rdinquisit0r
#3 brothers cat shows up on the regular with full size socks, thick ones, fluffy ones, manic pink ones. there are no cloths lines in the estate...
petonious
#7 I have so many questions.
honeybadgersRus
#18
House Permissions Update
Status: House.clean process completed successfully.
Action: Lockdown initiated to prevent entropy.
Command: chmod -R 444 /home/house
Verification:
Direct: All write bits stripped. No touch, no mkdir, no rm.
Adjacent: Family members moved to nogroup. Any attempt to move a coffee mug will trigger a Permission denied error.
Root Cause: User exhaustion. The kernel will panic if a single throw pillow is displaced.
Johannesaurus
You. I like you.
honeybadgersRus
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWZsdmM1b2lmMGZocXBibTh2a3hmMjZhYjV6dGJyMW44dW9rN2lsNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VsLN4UlXS4oz6/200w.webp
StevenLeecanada
#3 maybe she knits?
SteveTheEgg
Maybe she sews, maybe she made me a closet of clothes.
baldbear
There are rooms in this house you never entered. She did.
FeloniousMonk13
#16 perhaps this explains my incessant urge to run around town naked playing the flute
l4ngos
#8 what a man, what man what a might good man
SpeedbumpNZ
#24 Pink/Lavender. The Discord Server definitely isn't a cult, and I'm saying to join it out of my own free will.
Thiccperson
Definitely.
GeneralNoise
Not a cult is something a cult would say and I say join us. It's definitely not a cult
underestimated37
One of us, one of us
MemeMuseumCurator
SpeedbumpNZ
Of all the cult leaders, your cult is at least for good.
PanoptiDon
#6 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZndvbzgyYWhwZTcybmd6aWJsNGRqcDlhNDJzN3VmcHBtY3Byc2M1MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FvLq3vP4eOjxhdTmTA/200w.webp
lovejoyrat1
It done broke
1Monty
#5 Who does this?
mcglirkymeow
Rich people. They'll waste food and blow money on anything that feeds their ego instead of the hungry.
salunatics
#5 art for arts sake. And that's fine, surely. But anyone saying they can taste each "exquisite layer" is the kind of person who believes sommoliers . YMMV
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Normal person: *eats it in one bite* "Hey, there's even some meat in there."
e2theWB
Yeah, this just pissed me off the more I watched it. It just became more and more a parody of itself without realizing it.
DeanSledgehammer
I'm fairly sure those videos are rage bait.
Sabattwo
#7 I am a 47 year old dad of a 12 year old and I would give anything for someone to teach to braid her hair...
PattieHelmuth
Do you have a Boys/Girls Club where you are? I'm sure some of the moms would be happy to teach you. You could also place an ad on Craigslist or NextDoor. There are tutorials on YouTube, but nothing beats hands-on learning.
Sabattwo
Yeah, I did watch some videos, and I get the gist, I can braid yarn/ string, but hair on a living person is different I may take your advice.
seethedaylight
Amazon (I know, but) also has some fairly cheap hairstyling mannequin heads. You can use a clamp to hook them to a table or get a head stand (it’s like lamp legs) along with the head and then practice on the mannequin head so you are getting the practice with hair, but without the pulling of the kid’s hair while you’re transitioning over to hair. You can also types where you can get/pin a wig on one if there’s a wig you prefer vs default hair of those.
penguinbutts
Call some local salons. I bet there's a stylist that would make an appointment to teach you braids.