Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 791

Mar 23, 2026 1:36 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @Helixknives made this and I think it's cool looking! Check out their posts for more.

27 Man Tax: Shemar Moore

“There are people. There are stories. The people think they shape the stories, but the reverse is often closer to the truth.” - Alan Moore

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

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Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).

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#12 this is a suspension ad. Holy shit

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#21 “there goes tom, putting on his poop shoes”

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Wrong ex had me laughing!

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#2 I can't help but watch this in its entirety every time

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#5 My bank sent me a complimentary letter. They told me my balance was outstanding!!

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#5 no way it would only be negative $2.79. the second you go under zero you're hit with a $40 is $60 overdraft charge.

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Not that exact number, but I've gone over, got hit with 2 overdrafts, and then a $100 deposit I made at their atm the night before posted, bringing me back up to like -$7. So, absolutely possible.

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It depends on the bank. I bank with Chase and Wells Fargo. When I was on medical leave from work with a broken ankle, money was tight. If I ODed with WF, they would charge me fees, but Chase wouldn't. They would give me a day or 2 to get above $0, and if I didn't, they would reject the charge that put me under.

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#25 Ah yes. Frosted tips

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Always love the CCC! \o/

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#24 "Fek off ya lil shites!"

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“Get off my pond!”

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#9 isnta “trio” made of 3 ppl? Is camera person part of the group?

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Thanks for sharing my work.

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Your work is amazing!

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Thanks!

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#12

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#24 I cast detect clam

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#3

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#22 Had those at a Japan-inspired arcade, can only assume they are made in the same way as in Japan, and they were okay. A bit too milky taste for me. They were cute though, Pokemon inspired additions on the plate.

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#17 at this point you are just feeding the coyotes.

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#3 This person has no clue how to make a pizza.

Don't put toppings in the very center! I also strongly advise that jalapenos go on top of the cheese.

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everything goes on top of the cheese except the sauce

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When I was at Papa John's, we called the middle the NTZ (No Topping Zone).

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but 20 lbs of pineapple is ok? 😂

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Yes

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#9 It's an incredible performance, I am in awe.

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#4 ...and you want to tell me ghosts *aren't* real?

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#22 that is NOT enough syrup.

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#13 Be a lot cooler if they did.

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Good dump! Funny shit I laughed at

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#24 Damn kids. Get offa' my lawn!

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#8

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My mother and me trying to have a conversation (we’re both hard of hearing and also both have sensory processing difficulties)

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#12 Totally caught me off guard and I inhaled my soda.

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#4 Borzois! All snoot!

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#3 oh c'mon

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Right? Way too much sauce on that.

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And those mushrooms will weep. That pizza was soggy before the mountain of pineapple.

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pineapple haters

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I love pineapple. I eat fresh cut pineapple for dessert every night that I can afford it. I still don't want it on a pizza.

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Not just the pineapple. It started good but got progressively worse, and then the pineapples came

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Beautiful

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Right? I was so transfixed by it's elegant beauty I lost all sense of self.

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