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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @Rexxis made this bird out of spoons and I want one! Fantastic.
27 Man Tax: Danny Devito
“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.” - Samuel Johnson
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
#5 I also choose this guys wife
JustSomePersonThere
#5 true love. It’s so goddamn beautiful
LockedAndKnotted
#1
LazerSpacePirate
#5 everyday my wife walks naked from the bathroom to our room and I am just so grateful to bear witness each and every time, truly favored in this little life I've carved out for myself
PattieHelmuth
#27 MY FAVORITE! You know who's NOT in the Epstein files? That's right, Danny Ducking DeVito!
RichardPenne
#24 I have to give my elderly mother meds at 8am, noon, 4pm, 8pm and 3am. In between, trips to the bathroom, fixing meals, listening every time she gets on the phone (so she doesn't get scammed or cancel valid Dr appts). I am on year 8 and fucking exhausted.
vengul
#7 No, it doesn't change after 2 times. The first time should be "how dare you!?" And every time after is "Why TF did I fall for it again!?"
wadatahmydamie
#7 David Cross has a whole bit on this. Imgur’s AI mods would be after me if I posted a transcript
Feralkyn
Bugdaze
#27 Thank you for having Danny DeVito as your ManTax this post, it's quite encouraging. Maybe I'm not as cool, but I'm taller 😁
Euclid11010
#25 this kills the drywall
IordNeko
CrimeThinker
#18 I have to assume advice for oral.
SquirrelyMcSquirrelson
That’s the only thing I could come up with as well.
Snuggelapolous
#16 my dog will pretend I can't see her when I call her in for the night. She is hard to see except for the fact that she has a giant white spot on her chest. She will just sit there very very still and pretend she cannot hear me. I just let her hang out for an extra hour or leave the door cracked. She's busy doing dog stuff. I get it.
periwinklepanda
#4 Dang. My youngest had to have an MRI years ago and the hospital didn't have anything like this.
Granted, my kid has wanted to be a neurosurgeon since they were 4 and getting pictures of their brain was like Christmas morning for them.
Ivalicenyan
I refuse to believe a turtle would derail a train before it go crumch
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
#9 fuck off
BeardedWonder82
#1
Bugdaze
#5 Always been my dream. I hope you think this forever 😊
DeadpoolTheDuck
Open CCC > upvote > enjoy memery, every time.
MemeMuseumCurator
Trueshadowspawn
#9 I hate that this is correct
ExTechOp
It doesn't feel as bad, if you calculate it: ⅔×¾ = (2×3) / (3×4) = ⁶/₁₂ = ½
CorrectMostOfTheTime
50 is 66.6% of 75
JakeWhoIsTryingRealHard
#11 exactly! I mean, ok, English is not my 1st language but 'validate parking'? weird stuff!
Nic3Ntertainment
That's fine. Folks like me who grew up in rural areas still don't get it, either. A hometown of less than 400 people - what does validating parking even mean?
Then I moved to the city. "Oh...so, like, if I get you to stamp this ticket I get a discount/don't have to pay for parking?"
But out of context... I put my car there. It is parked legally. And therefore, it is valid. Right? lol
SpeedbumpNZ
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TKpotato
Username is relevant lol
Thiccperson
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eHVuN2JnMGp0cnNhdGVucjM0bmZramc5azdzcDdwZHE2ZDhuaWxxMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xgIE7sqLdaQta/200w.webp
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serleth
#1 No. Maybe. Definitely have severe depression though.
Anyway, good dump. Full of shit, just how I like it. No metamucil required.
quaggie
Me too! High five! ✋
serleth
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ps238principal
#12 Okay, I hate to be that guy, but the apostrophe-s is totally stupid there, especially as any real fan would know that "Jedi" is both singular AND plural!
caffeinatedfirefly
I'm trying to convince myself that it's an informal way to say "Little Jedi IS on board"
ChazzK
That would be gramatically correct. Let us bow our heads and pray.
courteousjonathan
So happy someone else noticed!!! Took me a minute to convince myself!
IWouldLickThat
Yeah, but it's that, or people will ask you why you named your kid "Jedis". Please feel free to pronounce that the worst way you can think of. They sure will.
EstoyPoopis
"is both singular AND plural". So there shouldn't be an s at all, right?
But I would totally ask that on purpose because Jedis is a fking hilarious name.
Karr
It's French... Je Dis.. This child is/will be a disappointment.
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
Why do you hate to be a basically literate person? .-.
LilacShowers
#22 serving sizes are total bunk, they just make them tiny so they can claim a serving has barely any calories
QueenOfTheFey
A serving SHOULD be what a normal person would be expected to consume, not whatever bs you can make up.
I bought a drink the other day that claimed 1 bottle (like 500mls) was 3 serving sizes. Fuck that. No person is drinking 1/3 of a bottle of pop at a time. (or 1/2 a fucking can)
EchoOfSnac
Also in the US the total sugars aren't given a daily value, only added sugars have a daily value. Orange juice has no added sugars so it seems to have 0% of your daily value at a glance, but your body doesn't care about the printed numbers when 8oz or 250ml has nearly half of the maximum sugar you should consume daily. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
LilacShowers
lmao i do drink 1/3 of a 500ml bottle at a time funny enough (but not cans cause those i can't just put the cap on and stuff em into my purse)
hightechpirate
#12 any time I see an unnecessary apostrophe, it pisses me off.
EstoyPoopis
Yup. It soured the whole dump for me. Fuck, I'm old.
idothingsheren
"Little Jedi is on board" is grammatically correct though?
cdspace
#25 ya know what would be funny? A home reno with my hand through a wall. Oh wait! I got it! My hand through the wall again, but holding a screwdriver, AND IT ALMOST GOES THROUGH YOUR FACE! Funny, yeah? Yeah? Honey...?
JarlCarlArchmark
It was a funny idea but the execution was lacking in the safety department.
alexiselizabethxo
Eep yeah saw that and all I could think about was her leaning forward on accident a few inches and ending up stabbed.
theoxfordcomma
Same 😫
nofucksgivin
So she was wanting to be stabbed huh