Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 795

Mar 27, 2026 1:31 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @DRashe drew this spooky but still somehow cute scarecrow. They have a ton of other pieces in their posts. Go have a peek.

27 Man Tax: Viggo Mortensen

“There comes a point when a man must refuse to answer to his leader if he is also to answer to his own conscience.” - Hartley Shawcross

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#5 that's dope. But not if I bring my own bag of chips

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#21 disgusting as hell!

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#22

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Good ol' Tumbler <3

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#14 Some people never had any fucks to begin with, they aren't paid enough to develop any.

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#19 Oh, come on! "Hold your horse!" was RIGHT THERE.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#21 I'm one of probably not a lot of people that like both those things but combining them is an unholy abomination.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, your stomach is an unholy abomination because of what you have made it endure.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 Been rewatching the Underworld movies.

My partner was like "why do I recognize him..!?"

She was mortified when she realized where from. Only because it's so vividly different.

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#18 Santa Clause and Luke Skywalker?

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#4 Get married.

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#11 no talk. Only play.

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#27 giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvve

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 my bad.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's ok. At least you don't randomly use a lower case L in a text that's otherwise all capital letters. That's the real crime here.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 get a cat. I just pick them up and wiggle them

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#8 This is one that still impresses me. I was floored when I found out after Good Omens came out.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#25 or just reach for the thermostat in the rubble

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#3 The BlackPink Panther?

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Would be neat if real, but I suspect AI in just about any meme now...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks to be SugarSGamo at cosplaycodex.com with unknown Dora Milaje cosplayer. 5 min search interestingly there is some merch with a Pink Panther in a Black Panther style. Maybe they took inspiration from that stuff. Now, if you think it’s fake, then it’s fake. I was just making a joke about the Korean pop girl group.

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#18 Lou, gimme a milk. Chocolate.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#4

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#20 Ferrets are absolutely hysterical. Also a huge PITA when they do stuff like crawl inside your couch and start shredding it from the inside out.

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#6 This person's fingernails are distressing me omg

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Why?

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But that is one fine fidget device I could use.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh for sure, the ✨thing✨ is immaculate, but goddamn the corners of those fingernails could stab someone

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#9 is this lil fucker SEWING?

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This bird exists but the video is a fabrication. The real nests aren’t so neat

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That lil fucker is A.I.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

=(

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The birds from Cinderella got laid off. You don’t want to know what the mice are up to…

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'll have you know that making custom latex bondage gear is perfectly legal and highly lucrative!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also had to look it up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_tailorbird

2 weeks ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I was 100% sure that could not be real.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blowing my mind. What'll they think of next!?

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Glad I wasn't the only one.. I thought nahhhh no way is that real, only to be immediately wrong. Haha

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#25 loudly asking what a carburetor is would also work

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"Guess now I'm the man of the house."

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Leave the front door open while the air conditioning/furnace is running.

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Look for the thermostat and just reach for it

2 weeks ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

*GASP* "Thermostato!"

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Here’s the 10mm socket.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I'm hungry" *muffled reply coming from the rubble* "hi Hungry, I'm dad"

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#19 Pretty sure the horse knows the way home.

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If the dumb cop didn't get in the way, everything would have been fine.

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"I wasn't drunk driving, the horse was driving"

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I'm also pretty sure you can't get cited for DWI because the horse is the one actually doing the driving. Same thing if you are simply riding a horse.

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What if the horse has a drivers license? They gonna send him back to drivers Ed?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They gonna charge the horse for hitting the cop car then?

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#24 It's incredible that the judge made the company rebuild this, and inspiring that the pettiest judgment possible was made.

2 weeks ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 3

Poetic justice is the best justice

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

if I remember correctly, this pub survived the German Blitz in WWII and was considered a historical site. So honestly, rebuilding it was the LEAST they could do lmao building did not survive a whole ass carpet bombing to be torn down by greedy bastards

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Yeah, considering those circumstances, the judge wasn't petty enough. 🤣

Tearing down a historical building is a real dick move.

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I also like when developers FIND OUT how much it costs to "put back" a 100 year old tree. It's more than a million. Don't cut down trees illegally.

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It was the only building on its street to survive the blitz, and ironically the company that illegally demo’d it is Israeli

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Guess they came to finish the work. Its like they inherited some moral duties.

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It's not petty at all. It's just basic restitution, and similar judgements should be made in any similar circumstance.

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Like the east wing? On Trump's personal dime? Sounds about right, for starters.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Building in Utah (salt lake) had the same thing done to it and last I heard it’s being rebuilt brick by brick also

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wait for real? What building?

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough, Carlton Tavern as well.

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You got me

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