Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 798

Mar 30, 2026 1:27 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @paintingdragonfeathers did this commission and it's fantastic. Check out more of their work in their posts and leave some love.

27 Man Tax: Martin Freeman

“It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.” - Babe Ruth

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#17 I'm sorry, is that a Caulk-odile??

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

#2 Also does a great job on battery terminal corrosion. Ain't got none o' THAT in my body either. Checkmate.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 It’s been a few years since this one last popped up here, but it always makes me laugh and cringe at the same time.
I wonder how much vodka was involved?
I hope they’re all ok.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If women can grow pushup bras why do they?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 wearing a beard does indeed make my cleavage more prominent.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#2 is missing the Balkan Bon Jovi. Hilarious clip tho

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 I dont have kids but Im pretty sure I said most of whats on that list. Im a guy though and I have dumb guy friends which are basically kids so I guess it tracks

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#2. The Iron in your blood is rusting in the presence of the oxygen in your blood. Increase your iron and stop taking in oxygen to prevent the blood rust.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I found RFK Jr.! 😂😂

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#3 finally something to hold all my dice

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 That last one... some do. And we approve!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 needs the music

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thank you. This is what I was looking for.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 that rug really ties the room together

1 week ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

#15

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#25 is that this?

1 week ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

I have no idea. I'd love to know what they're talking about.

1 week ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

adrenaline after a fender bender wearing off? Both realizing it was an accident and not a big deal?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

adrenaline after a fender bender wearing off? Both realizing it was an accident and not a big deal?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So you're telling me coke is an antioxidant?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a contraceptive.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 All the floaties are scared of him.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 what a wild ride

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#25 Italian sex is weird

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 water makes metal rust, imagine what it's doing to your body..

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 I know you can't really tell, but I'm like 90% certain that is a woman's handwriting. (Yes I know women can have wives, but you know what I mean)

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#27 you can’t use him as man tax, because he is a free man.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#24 I was listening to the Science Friday podcast yesterday and they were talking about snails. Did you know they have their genitalia in their face? That’s right; those two snails in the image are fucking.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Has anyone tested the "coke can remove rust" thing? I've been hearing that since I was a little kid and usually those types of things turn out to be bullshit, I've found

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used it to clean car battery terminals in a pinch. Had to help a friend replace her battery in a parking lot.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard if you leave a human tooth in it the coke will dissolve it in a matter of days. Never tried that one although I do have the root of one of my pulled teeth. Maybe I could try it out.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dunno about rust, but it does remove corrosion on battery terminals

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It does, just shittily compared to vinegar or actual rust remover. Did this for a middle school science project along with leaving a tooth in a cup of coke and it rotted

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

also i think coca cola has small amounts of phosphoric acid, likely less acidic than vinegar, but i'm not a doctor or anything

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

smh waste of good teeth, someone could have eaten that tooth

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#17 really knows how to use his caulk

1 week ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Wiped the caulk on his shirt. Nice leather jacket over the shirt. Caulk now on the inside of his leather jacket. 😢

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Eddy Maniez, for anyone wondering :)

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#27 Gordon Freeman!?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Caulk-odile

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

It needed to be said.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so excited to leave this comment 💔 you win, friend.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 why is the tissue box already empty

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Why is that sock crusty

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tissue box, toilet paper, paper towels, the printer paper, junk mail, old newspapers...

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And every sock you own

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd like to add 'We don't play with our penises at the dinner table' to the list.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 are cats and bunnies a thing?

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Weren't you here yesterday when it was #Bunday ?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if if it's size, or a instinct thing they choose to play/cuddle/protect instead of see them as prey. Maybe because humans have been raising rabbits as cattle alongside domesticated cats and the cats have kept their hutches free from rodents. I wouldn't be suprised at feral cats seeing baby bunnies as prey though.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cats think they dominate by licking. Dominant bunnies get lick. Win-win

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Did not know that. Pretty cool.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as sub bunny girl in relationship with sub cat girl, can confirm, we're both confused as to who the top is

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Which part of this exhibit do I touch to hear more information? /furry

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 I'd be fixing the phone and handing his wife the 50 Euro note and the note in the phone...
and tell her to say that I couldn't fix it phone but on the way home with the broken phone that she got it to work on her own.

1 week ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 5

👏

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'd have kept the 50 because double make sure that guy suffers.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Or fix the phone and use the 50 euros to take the wife out to dinner.

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Right? Fk that guy

1 week ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 4

$50 says that is not a guy's handwriting tho.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

you can have a wife without beeing a guy...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Either way. Fuck the sad excuse for a spouse.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago (deleted Mar 30, 2026 12:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

right, they can, but don't you think that would be worded a little differently if he had done nothing wrong and just wanted his privacy

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1