Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 802

Apr 3, 2026 2:42 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @chronicjoker did this sketch. She's lovely. Check out their posts for more.

27 Man Tax: Donald Faison

“Just sit a while and think. Never be afraid to sit a while and think.” - Lorraine Hansberry

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9

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#6 just 4? Amateur. Back in my prime allergy days, my personal record was 21 in a row.

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#27

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Turkleton!

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#17 My son called a calculator a "countulator" and I swear his version was better.

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#9 Bishop Bullwinkle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QxIIz1yEsA RIP Aug 22, 1948 - Jun 16, 2019

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#27 EXCELLENT man tax today, @op! Love me some turk turkleton.

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#17 I’ve been calling hand sanitizer “sand hanitizer” since middle school (late 90s-early 2000s lol) because I said it incorrectly that way once and it amused me therefore I’ve kept doing it as a special treat to myself

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#6 I sneeze at least 10 times or mo

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#17 a bunch of 5-year-olds were asked to design a weapon for the US military.... they came up with a 'machine gun that shoots grenades!'

The Mk19 was born.

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#17 It’s “sand handitizer” and everyone knows it

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#15 Why are you always out of memory?

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#20 Me trying to navigate Tinder.

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#11 we used to spend so much time picking out movies jt was wild

My wife and I used to go on Friday nights when we were dating - it was really a fun experience

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Idk if this is just me being a grumpy old man or if my attention is shot because of the modern Internet, but I feel like we enjoyed movies way more when we had to physically borrow them.

Alternatively, I wonder how many shitty movies I convinced myself I enjoyed because, welp, that's the only one we've got this weekend so....🤷‍♂️

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#20 -- oh look! A graphic representation of anxiety 😂

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Tbh, I was a little disappointed that it wasn’t a ragebait where they turned around at the end and deliberately ran into the fires lol

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#17 "Sand hanitizer", you uncultured swine.

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#1 we need this remake.

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You have some gold in here.

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#12 Excellent! These guys are awesome.

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Wayne Brady performed at the Riyadh comedy festival. A lot of comedians lost my respect over that.

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#3

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Also #3

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#23 And EURO Disney is in EUROpe... Huh! Who knew?

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#8 Jordan Peterson in shambles.

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#23 so close! Disneyland is in Anaheim, which is in Orange County. So it's Disney WORLd and DisneylANd, I suppose...

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Also, Disney World is southwest of Orlando, not within city limits. However, most of it --- it's massive: 40 square miles (100 km2), larger than Manhattan --- is in Orange County, so there's your coincidence.

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