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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @anastasiatrusova did this painting. I love the colors! Check out more of their work in their other posts and leave some love.
27 Man Tax: Adrian Grenier
“If we judge by wealth and power, our times are the best of times; if the times have made us willing to judge by wealth and power, they are the worst of times.” - Randall Jarrell
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
SofaH3ro
#10 LOL Flavor of Love and Rock of Love were peak trash TV from a simpler time
everspaceman
#12
Bring in a bucket full of them. Let him do his normal thing, then let another one on the bed, then another and finally start tipping the bucket.
huey9k
#17 Not in the South and/or Utah...
TheUnstoppableWampas
#23 What is this "stopping" you speak of? *fills 4th bowl*
SpeedbumpNZ
#4:
HighlyUnstableWithoutCoffee
KnifeKnut
#12 r/cryptiddogs
GloveFullaVaseline
#21 What the fuck is this? I need THIS
digitalizard
#2 I’m wildly allergic to cats, but you couldn’t keep me from doing that.
NinjaCongo
#7 Plot twist: his nipples ARE tattooed.
DePhyler
#2 when you are top of the food chain, you fear nothing.
8gigsofshark
They aren't tho. Lots of things prey on domestic cats.
trigonman3
#17
AnxiousCuttlefish
"How online are you?"
I understood this reference without even clicking too see which meme you had tagged. I might need to go touch grass. Or ass. Send ass, I have no brother of my own 😂
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Cilvaa
Septcanmat
Zeterai
#8 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
CommunCreator
Zere vere zwei peanuts valking down the strasse und von of zem vas assaulted … peanut!
trigonman3
#16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGDvOj-67aQ
writerdahling
This is so cool!
honeybadgersRus
#24 The term originates from 16th-century cockfighting pits,, literally a cramped, blood-soaked hole in the ground for combat.
Royal Navy sailors in the 1700s hijacked the word to describe the midshipmen’s quarters.
It doubled as a surgery during battle; the gore and tight space mirrored the original fighting pits.
WWI pilots adopted it for their tight, high-stress seating, solidifying it as the standard for any control hub.
hungmung
#10 with all the things I've heard about him from the olympics etc that doesn't seem like a bad prize actually.
wadatahmydamie
#21 ah yes, a pop-up restaurant
DragonBjorne
Looks potentially……. succulent.
ZackWester
I want to see how it looked like when done folding.
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
#21 being only peripherally aware of Chinese safety standards i feel like this is 1 hydraulic failure away from being a human juicer.
SofaH3ro
#18 no pretending, dawg
applesforjuice
#15 most of my friends in college were Chinese and they would have absolutely understood the professors joke and flawlessly helped the way this student did
CallThisAUsername
#18 Ruined his career ? HE'S THE POSTMASTER
SidonisAntares
#13 based on the variety of people I’ve known, I don’t know if this means they were more or less likely to have sex
BigDaddysMeatWagon
#15 that's lawful neutral.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
#5 I think that’s a Rafflasia (sp?), and those things smell like rotting flesh, ostensibly.
Efreeti
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafflesia_arnoldii
SpeedbumpNZ
#16 Is that a kiwi cosplaying as a chicken? That egg's massive!
snarkybitch
Chickens have fucked up eggs sometimes.
SpeedbumpNZ
That chicken must've been 80% egg at that point!
This is what a kiwi looks like with her egg:
RUFingKiddingMe
#23 My life experience has proven, time and again, that this is so, so, fucking true about a great many things
picselator
Kids.
BlindPiranha
There's a scientific reason for that, actually: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/how-to-tell-when-you-are-full
ZOMGNO
Good read! I'd add... Protein releases the "i'm filling up!" hormones and they reach your brain in about 5 mins. Carbs don't have that hormone hit until 20 mins.
Also... chewing is necessary. Sit and think at the start of your meal... and if you aren't chewing more than 10 times before you swallow... then chances are the food isn't small enough to all be absorbed, and you're not starting the digestive process well, which has a flow on effect. Slow down. Turn off the tv. Sucks, but good for ya
punmastery
#8 Because how would you know the poem is so beautiful it could kill? Unless YOU saw someone read it and die. That makes YOU the killer.
Throwaway1575
You could not know but need to see several individuals read the same poem and die to confirm your findings, it's just an experiment
CommunCreator
All through the winter of ‘43 we had translators working in poem-proof conditions to try to produce a German version of the poem. They worked on 1 word each for greater safety. One of them saw 2 words of the poem and spent several weeks in hospital. But apart from that things went pretty quickly, and we soon had the poem by January, in a form which our troops couldn’t understand but the Germans could.
GasBandit
Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Schlottermeyer?
CommunCreator
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
SpeedbumpNZ
#24 Bird naming energy right there.
GeneralNoise
This is your captain speaking from the dick hole..
AgentTasmania
The phallus palace is off limits
Sechran
Ornithologists name birds like giving a shit is against their religion.
MuseMatar
Either the simplest, 100% accurate name
Or unhinged, off the wall, not-approptiate-in-polite-company bullshit
And I fucking love them both
applesforjuice
Who
truthader
Owl see us both out.
applesforjuice
You're right. Beak-ginning to feel like it's time to take off
RUFingKiddingMe
#16 Can anyone speak to this? I am also curious although, admittedly, probably less than the chicken owner.
Throwaway1575
Eggs can sometimes get "re-egged" where the hens lady bits gets confused and put an egg in an egg. It's possible for it to happen more than once so I'd bet that's an egg in an egg in an egg https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXoyZGlld3hmajFiaXMzN2QxYXlxaWpibHd0cTB6eHl3ZDdiY21zNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xmf00ANvBCTzG/200w.webp
Guidocat
"Its like putting a hat on a hat" -Mike Tyson
SuddenlySeymour
I suspect it is an ostrich egg.
AbolishNuance
Ostrich eggs are way bigger, 24 times bigger than a chichen egg.
SOLARvsFACISM
applesforjuice
That'd be the smallest ostrich egg ever. My chickens never had an egg that big but I don't doubt this more than I doubt everything I see on the internet.
writerdahling
It could be a duck egg.