Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 805

Apr 6, 2026 1:43 AM

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @ColeTslaw painted this. I think it's fantastic.

27 Man Tax: Bruce Willis

“The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.” - Jean Giraudoux

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
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#25

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#18 Ok to be fair, I love my husband. I don't love his taste in movies. And likewise he doesn't like my taste in anime (he calls it 'cringe trash anime') but we watch them together because we love eachother more than we hate eachother's tastes.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#16 I'm too inflexible and pudgy for the car, but would want.

5 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#14 what a coincidence, I've got loads of cute cat and dog gifs ready to go for when I get a gf

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#18 Based take does not match the handle. 🤣

5 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

#22 How dare you.

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#16 I want one.

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#25 nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana bats, man!

5 days ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

If I picked out a movie and someone I was watching it with said "Holy Shit" every time the music got loud, I'd think they were either on drugs or making fun of me.

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#21 this young man is cooler than I have even been at any point in my life.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Recently rewatched Bruce Willis in Tears of the Sun, one his best, bless him.

5 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Been meaning to rewatch that one, saw it in theaters back in the day. Has it held up?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 I don't get that after exercising either. It's just awful the whole time, and then awful after. People who feel good during/after workouts are so lucky.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 is only annoying for single player games but I get it, most let your unlock things and you share achievements with friends etc. but they SHOULD let you play local and not connect to anything. I always wonder how many times steam got someone fired for displaying their game time, like 20 hours in a game when you were supposed to be working. I have left a game open all day on accident

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 also, we expand and discover new war crimes. Good times.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sadly, you may have competition from the US now with the Pedophile In Chief trying to get his name on as many warcrimes as possible before his corpse falls off it's puppet strings.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We dont like war times, just good times.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#11

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Old school glazing putty (made from linseed oil and chalk, perhaps with limestone powder) can last quite a lot longer than acrylic or silicone caulk.

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#20 A tip I learned is that you can buy a magnet pad, cut out the sticker to the same size as the magnet pad and that way you'll never lose the stickers. You'll never waste them. They're magnets now.

5 days ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Great idea!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat. Thank you, kind stranger.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got a metallic board from IKEA that I can arrange heaps of stickers on and I can take that anywhere with me, forever.
Also I don't know what they make stickers out of on Redbubble, but they're removable from metal surfaces, I can reapply them easily.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or you can leave the sticker in its original glossy backing, get double sided tape, and use the double sided tape to put it somewhere that you can move later if you wish. I’ve done that and the magnets

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#18 "Are the straights ok?"
No, no they are not.

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#4 Designated Sniper

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#22 This person is not going to heaven.

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#4 skater boy?

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See you later, boy

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#25 this seems like something that should have been handled…differently…

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#19 Life’s harder for those of us that only get steps one and two. Tried for years. Never got the high. Fat again. Most likely going to die fat. Life’s hard.

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#25 a writhing colony of precious babies!

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#14 I used have a meme folder titled, "Memes to send future girlfriend." I deleted it when I stopped believing it would ever happen.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except Kiss was a band 12 years before Insane Clown Posse formed...and 17 years before the Juggalo subculture started...so if ANYTHING, Juggalos are nothing but millennial Kiss...without the talent!

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

16 actually. Kiss was 1973, ICP was 1989. Other than that, you are correct.

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#10 this is fucking gold 😂

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Choccy Cake at 3:30 is a good incentive to survive.

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What would be funny is if this is printed, framed and casually put up in resorts

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#25 Bats are good

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They are better further away from people, I caught rabies by looking at that video

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Except for the lethal viruses they can carry at any time. Super high metabolism leads to a body temp that keeps most viruses dormant in bats but infectious to others. Rabies, and Lyssavirus in Australia. Both fatal once symptomatic. Not fun.

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My husband and I have been talking about putting up a bat house at our place. We want to make them their own place, though. Don't want them crashing in ours.

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We have one hanging off our chimney! There's a family in there that we love, they fly out every night and eat a ton of bugs

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Poor things. That must've been a very rude awakening.

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I need to let a few loose in my house because I'm having a bug problem. After typing that, it really seems like there are zero downsides and I should actually do it and we would all live happily ever after.

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Bat shit. No, literally. My mom is trying to keep them out of her place because they leave shit all over the attic.

5 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Excellent point. I have a parrot, I should know this.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And their shit can end up with a fungus with really toxic spores.

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