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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: @DungeonDudsNJewels made this! It's a work of art. Check out their profile for more and leave some love.
27 Man Tax: James Garner
“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.” - Mohandas Gandhi
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. (Apparently doesn't work in firefox).
***Tag me if you see an artist/creator you like whose work isn't getting seen as much as it should be! Or if you are an artist/creator and want me to post something of yours, DM me
SpeedbumpNZ
#14 "Ed... ward..."
OhGodImBatman
I don't like ads
UltraLincoln
#12 I'd rather screw up like this a million times than make a move and be wrong. I'd rather be clueless than a rapist.
fantabuloustimewaster
#5 the mythical "bus go"
byronwilliams4010
#14 Anon made a Primus album cover.
DungeonDudsNJewels
Thank you for the shout out! We are a small family business of 3 so this means a lot to us :)
boop66
#26 thanks, it has pockets!
OmnibusLatinName
"... Well, what's in there?" "Snacks... No, you can't have any.""
RichardPenne
#21 Why can't I have the console gamer chair on wheels like the PC gamer chair?
trigonman3
Because you haven't tried.
KittyKlimt6
#7 THIS
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
#7 All athletes should get paid half of whatever the average teacher makes.
SpikesGuns
But you don't understand! This guy can throw a ball really, REALLY good!
And this here other guy, he can CATCH a ball really really good!
They're basically heroes.
Heavy /s
johnefffd
#3 my reaction (I'm male)
OrkenMork
#3 I wasn't driving.
shinyspaceslack
Bad day worse
pinkmilkyway
TakuanSoho
#25 that goddamn brain could be a little bit less smug about it
tanebot
#15 Why do you think Granddad was in the Alaskan wilderness in the first place if not to avoid people?
ExTechOp
I was going to comment those two could easily be the same person.
pinkmilkyway
#11 Hec n
boop66
Wimdy
byronwilliams4010
#5 For this to be complete, riders need to wait for it on a parked bus.
5kergi0
#4 I would like to make a donation.
ArcaneM37
#12 as a woman myself, why the fuck didn't she make a move then?! Sounds like he was happy with the friensh8p though and it was only about getting somewhere for her.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
A++ on this man tax! I've had a crush on that man since The Rockford Files!
MemeMuseumCurator
When I was a kid, my parents would watch Maverick and I had a crush on him too.
JohnBigboote74
#21- I don't know what that circle on the image is, but at first I thought it was a short 'n curly on my monitor and I panicked a little because I'm at work.
TsukariYoshi
it's a cursor, likely from an image editor
JohnBigboote74
Well, I cursed when I saw it.
ogabai
#26 I kept expecting her to pull a sword or at least a long dagger out.
DungeonDudsNJewels
You never know...
Dannyalcatraz
#26 OMG, nobody her age should be drinking Popov vodka! Someone give that lady a Grey Goose!
Dannyalcatraz
PHRASING!
DungeonDudsNJewels
LOL. She actually doesn't drink, just needed something roughly flask sized for demonstration purposes. :)
CatchySensibleName
#12 And then when you think a woman is giving an obvious hint so you make a move, she's like, "Umm, what the hell are you doing?! I just see you as a friend..." Open and honest communication is the best way to go. Don't drop hints and then blame people for not making assumptions about what you want.
bloodbloodbloodblood
Exactly.
dogmatix
OR... and hear me out here - the Clearly Interested And Horny Girl can make the first move.
Wishbone1977
That's literally what they just said.
mothmam
Yeah after a couple times of him still coming over but not getting her “hints” she should have just used her words. And stayed sober.
PirateArrrgument
If a woman is drunk, she legally can't give consent. It's always consisted rape.
GeneralNoise
#26 OMG giiiiiiiiive! I would love a dress like this someday
DungeonDudsNJewels
That could be arranged ;D
SpeedbumpNZ
It's a mice dress.
I also like how "giiiive" has escaped the server. 🤣
Fishy820
They are only like $350.00 on the website, come on man treat yourself.
GeneralNoise
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWR2bDRiNjByMm1weTBuZ3p3MDN6Zm9jaHNjcWZqNmJwMmRoNHcweSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/13jJIY0llDdip2/200w.webp
SpeedbumpNZ
#12 That's me, and my "must be explicitly invited like a vampire" blind ass.
cyrusthevyrus
(2) This continued until I had scooted to the end of the couch. When she scooted closer again, I suddenly said I was going to check on my laundry, and when I came back, I sat on the other side of the couch *facepalm*
The night she gave up dropping hints and asked me out, we were in my dorm room sitting on my bed. She sat close to me and said she was kinda cold...I offered her my fleece pullover *double facepalm*
But hey, this year is our 15th wedding anniversary!
SpeedbumpNZ
The story is both hilarious, and also giving me flashbacks of my own.
I could write a 7-part bestseller on the Mr Magoo moments I've had in my life. ^^;
Congrats on the 15 years of marriage though!
bloodbloodbloodblood
Not many things are as sexy as explicit permission. As a guy, I'm not here to guess and make a mistake that I'm gonna lose sleep over.
SpeedbumpNZ
Explicit permission is the sexiest.
Definitely not playing the guessing game either.
cyrusthevyrus
I couldn't agree more. Knowing for dead certain that she wants YOU, right NOW is an amazing feeling.
cyrusthevyrus
(1) Back when my wife and I were just friends, our freshman year of college, we were sitting on the couch in my dorm lobby watching a movie while I was waiting for my laundry to finish. She kept scooting closer to me, and I just thought she was trying to get comfortable, so I kept scooting away...I guess I was afraid of accidentally touching her very shapely legs and making her think I was taking advantage of her proximity.
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
It's extra sexy when you have to tell the other person exactly what to do and when to do it.
TKpotato
I’m not even a guy and I’m just as bad at hints. My crush sat next to me and kept scooching closer and my clueless ass thought he wanted more space and I was taking it up so I kept scooching away
SpeedbumpNZ
And then waking up with the cold sweats, or the three years too late moment of clarity.
Ask me how I know.
TKpotato
That would have sucked but luckily for me I told him my reasoning, so it’s been a situationship for a few months now
SpeedbumpNZ
Yay! I'm happy for the both of you!