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I invited some Co workers and friends over for a small get together tonight and most said they would attend. No one showed. I suppose I have beer for the week, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
slowtorespond
I'd be there except I'm here and I don't quite know where there is. But I'm here and ready to drink beer. Except for that cappuccino beer.
ApidaeEveryday
I invited two friends to go to a bottle release tonight. Neither of them texted me back after already agreeing.
100314finallymadeitofficial
People are assholes in general, +1 for fake points to make you feel better
extraaccountjustfornoodz
Is that cappuccino oatmeal stout any good?
covfefe
I'd drink with you OP if I lived near ya.
exe122
You broke out the Banquets... I totally would've been there.
NotAfraidToOffendYou
I hate to be the ass but if more than 2 people said they would attend and just didn't show this is either fake or you may be the problem.
fingerstank
I want to party with you!! Seems legit!
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
You need more friends outside of work. I have parties all the time and like 3 ppl from work show up. And then 25 real friends.
DARWINisKING
Ill take those anchor steams thank you very much
InJenius
Anchor Steam! I friggin love that stuf
annonymouse211
This looks way more fun than my night; I'm in.
NeverRubAnotherMansRhubarb
You're like the grandpa that made the hamburgers for his grandkids that never showed up.
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
I'll be right over
internity
Yeah why. That's like the most basic Safeway selection of beer.
ThisIsGod
I don't know, OP bought Lays chips for dipping, not Tostitos...I think @OP is a serial killer.
CaffeineIV
That blue moon cappuccino is highly underrated. If ur coworkers eventually come over, hide that beer. Is too gud for dem
Sheprador
I'm so sorry. That's a shitty feeling.
magicmegaman
I think he posted this then went offline since he's not replying to any one
BoobsAndGifs
Dude. Where do you live? I'll come over.
PalpatinesPalpitations
Big Wave is one of my favorite summer beers
yeldarb92
Same happens to me last new years, invited 20 people had enough booze to kill a moose and 3 people showed. So we just played beer pong.
Zlimeshili
Well, not quite the same but all right
yeldarb92
True but I had so much beer left over. Not to mention mountains of food left over I was eating on it for a couple weeks!
Archer5395
Calc I'd totally come have a beer with ya. That's shitty of them but you were willing to host and after that still have a good attitude, +1
SFCrawNik
Do you want some lightly salted potato chips?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Say lightly salted potato chips one more time ...
SFCrawNik
Look, do you want some or not?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Yes, but only if you say lightly salted potato chips one more time
patcap365
I stopped having get-togethers because this would always happen. Oh, well. More pizza, beer, and dominatrixes for me
StrongEnoughForYourDownvotesMaybe
Username checks out
Padawin
Maybe you're the asshole at your job? Take a good hard look at your habits & attitude with everyone.
Kitsunicans
But maybe he's not...
Padawin
Hence the maybe & take a hard look. Could be they are the assholes, or he poorly picked a holiday weekend?
chip12981
Op what city do you live in many of us may drive there now
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Bro where do you live, I'll be there asap. Can I have a beer?
CalculatedMiscalculations
of course friend
Keepcold
Here's where you give the names and your work number so we can put in complaints about them
FullCrimsonic
Naaaaaaaaaa... Naaaaa ahahhahah omfg. Na cunt take your upvote. So fucking evil
PistonATF
Where do you live? Several of us may be right over.
JayEnfield
Beers with Pawpaw tonight. He bought 12 beers for 6 grandkids and none showed.
DasDovian
I'm down if you're nearby , I'll even bring ice cream. I get better at beer pong as I drink.
Koalified
Party at OPs!
Technoburrito
Anywhere in Ohio? I'll bring snacks
chefboyld
I'm totally down to hang out.
Metals4J
True that. I'll help you with those Konas! ????
HummingWithBirds
Yes! I wanna party with OP!
ToolBags
I'll help him with that flat screen T.v and Xbox
jyhwkntx
i would be. with a 12 of shiner
GandalfTheOctarine
Beer pong, so probably US, so I would have to cross an ocean for that. For that beer, and good IMGUR company I almost might... almost
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ImSorryEh
I bet he was! probably like "did that little metal thing just hit me?? wtf man! I'm obviously right here!"
CalculatedMiscalculations
This made me laugh. +1
tommyfox69
Found the Canadian
kmikl
Tragically incorrect: First, Canadians following the north star would end up further north, and Moose are never unhappy around Canadians.
APisMOSTFIRE
The kona is a give away. I imagine I'm wishing 15 miles of you right now.
PistonATF
I had never heard of it, but now I know.
FatCatTax
How is that a giveaway? I live in Texas and I can get Kona from a few places near me.
DisIsJosh
I'm down where the party at?
cookiesnatcha
I'll be right the fuck over. I could use new friends and so could OP.
Jacsox
The beer selection looks like he's probably in California.
onecowboytoo
We have all of those beers in Washington also.
StarSpangledAwesome
They are also all in Washington, DC. Can confirm.
Jokerstotheright
Those beers are crap. West coast is craft beer states. Not Washington, Oregon or California.
PistonATF
According to the @APisMOSTFIRE post, I conclude it's Hawaii. I may be wrong. I have been once before.
IWrestledABearAndWon
I wanna guess Southern California based on the brews, but having spent 6 months in Seattle last year, I know I can get Anchor and kona there
Jacsox
The Kona seems like an easy Hawaii call, but that stuff is all over California too, and the anchor brewing is a California brand.
PistonATF
Oh yeah? I'm in Texas, and have never seen Kona. Just basing it on the context. If Hawaii, just let me grab my water wings, and I'm set.
Jacsox
And I have now outed myself as an alcoholic from California.
PistonATF
No worries. You're in good company on that front.
Imadudefromokc
Not bragging but I'm undefeated on beer pong!!!
TacoTuesday1
That's just because you have never played.
Ineedtochangemyname
Challenge accepted! Meet me in Atlanta. I'll crush you.
UpvoteFairy3001
I'll destroy you
LeanMemeLaughingTeam
Easy to go 1-0 all time
Fairdinkums
Come here to Australia and I will end your happiness
Aussieausti
I'm not an alcoholic I am Australian!
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
That's funny, I've never won. Unless you consider playing to get drunk and succeeding at that as winning. I sure do.
UpvoteFairy3001
The best way to win is drink when you get one AND drink when the other team gets one!