We have a place here that makes these huge ass pizzas, they are pricey, but the look on the faces of the kids and some adults when you bring 2 of those when you have a large get together, priceless. My nephews wont stop talking about it
That looks delicious, but their adherence to doctrine kind of bothers me... if it's so big that you can't cut triangular slices out of it like normal-sized ones, why bother making it round? That could have been a square pizza (20 ft. pie image courtesy of Big Mama’s & Papa’s Pizzeria in SoCal).
i like a ham, pineapple and jalapeno pizza. slap away. its not the end all be all of pizza, but it's tasty to me. I really give zero fucks what anyone thinks about it.
CyberWizard252
They make a killing selling replacement pizzas to people who drop them trying to get out the front door.
doc70
Come on over to the good 'ol United States of excess and obesity!
Gofuturself
That’ll be $1,200
fahd75
😍😍😍
Marsupialmessiah
We have a place here that makes these huge ass pizzas, they are pricey, but the look on the faces of the kids and some adults when you bring 2 of those when you have a large get together, priceless. My nephews wont stop talking about it
Doobiedog
More Instagram influencer dumb bullshit, yay! Looks like shit. It's hard to fuck up pizza, but this is one way to fuck up pizza. Dumb as fuck.
gtotherizzle
I have worked in a pizza shop. No
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
So guy just casually takes freshly baked pizza out of the oven handling hot metal underneath it using rubber gloves
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
$5,975.
clankthegray
That'll be 800 dollars please
spooktree
fahgettaboudit
fahd75
👍👍👍
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
I like Napolis, but fuck that
Raileks
Looks like OP's mom's personal pizza is ready.
AlexSomething
Serves 4 Americans or a whole Vietnamese village.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Nah that crust ratio is way off
4etherling
That pizza could stand to cook a little longer.
randomwalrus
It also needs some little plastic tables. Like maybe a dozen or so.
JoeT85
if you believe in yourself, this is a personal pizza
Pebblebro
I believe in myself.
nimeton0
That's not large, this is large.
mikeatike
Isn't it required that people gotta eat the thing for these records to count?
TheRainbowegoSweet007
No...This is large Pizza!
gfamracing
Sauce literally and figuratively please?
gfamracing
Never mind found it: https://napolipizzalv.com/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23389165404&gbraid=0AAAAAplK5pjGmqi8FFe0XxQ0jQPqTG8Sv&gclid=Cj0KCQiAm9fLBhCQARIsAJoNOcs1XC5fpSaS9pRS0RKzaWnOyZCtjebl8XruDSusCllYGc-R-3VbymoaAplfEALw_wcB
assmaster4000
... and a diet coke please
CelesticMeow
BRAH LMFAO
terajack2048
Only cut in 4 pieces I’m on a diet too
circlebreaker
That looks delicious, but their adherence to doctrine kind of bothers me... if it's so big that you can't cut triangular slices out of it like normal-sized ones, why bother making it round? That could have been a square pizza (20 ft. pie image courtesy of Big Mama’s & Papa’s Pizzeria in SoCal).
mikeatike
And square pizza = more surface area per box.
mikeatike
Gonna need some banana peppers for scale.
FlatPlutoSociety
This is very dumb.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Wish "big burger" was done like "big pizza" is but fuck us, I guess
Sh1tMovieGroup
No width, only height!
ButtscratchMcPherson
It needs one of them little three legged tables in the middle
SteveTheEgg
If any pizza needed one.
OperatorWay
or a banquet table
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
You could put whole pineapples on that
lezgetfukkinreal
And whole jalapeños with those pineapples... Gah I'm hungry now
zombiejedediah
And bananas & curry
LazyBuddha
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aHhtaTgzNHNnZHg4bndrbG53ZHE2dHcwYjcyZjNsbGZvMnB5ZmRtdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/h4TbuS5BySiHQYionJ/200w.webp
ExtraWoody
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N3g5dDlza3Noa3lkbThwcGdpMHp3MDhkMTBvbjNqdzRxaG50cmJvNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/C8nC6FQYwRJdtkBwQB/200w.webp
rezexelon
cjorl
We can, but we won't!
spooktree
MrProcrastiNahDoItLater
Beetle!!!!
idrinkcheapbeer
i like a ham, pineapple and jalapeno pizza. slap away. its not the end all be all of pizza, but it's tasty to me. I really give zero fucks what anyone thinks about it.
lezgetfukkinreal
I never liked Canadian bacon, but no judgement, so I just put pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeños, and you're right, it slaps.
zanaria
Unfortunately it's too big, the slices would be too big and heavy so they would only be eatable with a fork...
MadamPuddifoot
Edible.
Fuckimgurcunts
Yeah why do novelty if you can't preserve quality
TheRainbowegoSweet007
bawtzki
I want to know more about Da Meat Trio
Affray
Looks like it's got Something Pepperoni, Italian Sausage and Mamma's Meatballs.
Level21Magikarp
Squares.
whoatherebigfella
Love me some squares.
SacrificialClam
Anyone who cutes a CIRCLE pizza into SQUARES is lunatic
StillNotYouTube
For a normal sized pizza, I agree. No crust pieces suck.
PwnageHobo
Anyone who cuts a 14"+ pizza in to sectors is incapable of higher thought
rukeman
But is it any good?
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
Their smaller pizzas are decent - not the best. Those Guys Pies are better. That behemoth however would just be a horrible mess
Roguishpotato
Its hot and its ready.
YouRadicalizedMe
Smotaly
Equalcharlie
but is it any...
BonzuPippinpaddleopsicopolisTHETHIRD
It's hot...
CaveJohnsonHatesLemons
But...
BuiltonSin
It's ready