It's a slice: the crust is only on one end, not the entire perimeter. If that's not how we're differentiating the two, what the fuck are we actually doing here??? ("here" being in this universe with consciousness).
That's perfectly reasonable honestly, that's like 4-5 pizzas with what looks like quality ingredients, plus the novelty upcharge. You could be getting 80.
Im not saying that's a bad price. Looking at the website this is there thing big slices and large pizzas. They are franchised in multiple areas some do the big slice some do a 54in x54in pizza thats 350 bucks.
No I meant "not bad" as in like how you say "that's pretty good" lol. Dude who in their right mind orders a 2,916 inch square pizza. You can't even hand that shit out fast enough before the last slice is dead cold
I immediately shouted "that's ridiculous, you can't!" Because how you gonna cut it, tavern style? No. And yeah obvious joke is obvious "that's a single serving" look set aside the internet points and just examine the logistics with me here. Are we cutting in weird diagonals?
Says on the box that it "Serves 5 to 7"... So yeah it's intended to be split somehow. Not sure how exactly. A couple of people get some crust to hold on their piece and then what? everyone else gets sloppy squares? Or everyone has comically long and narrow slices?? trying to eat it holding it waaayyy out at arms length? Cool novelty, logistical nightmare.
Tavern style is best option but I really don't like tavern style because I am a firm believer that every slice needs a handle, and also, then its not nice neat squares and try serving that to a family of 5, the kids would murder each other because they didn't get the best pieces. I'm talking LOGISTICS
yeah squares can go jump. at that point you gotta stick your thumb or fingers into the topping and get them all greasy if you want to eat a slice. Although an argument could be made for taking 2 squares and turning it into a pizza sandwhich by playing one face down on top of the other.
killertomato842
yeah lemme get two and a diet coke plz.
rattytom
YES!!!
hhager23
Now I want a slice.
TheFleets
IT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!
IMadeThisAccountToBuyAPen
"That still only counts as one!" -Gimli, probably
TheRicM
Here you go, for future reference
Mart167
It's not a slice if it doesn't come from a full pizza
housev1l
PUT THE LID ON IT'S GETTING COLD
ErectileFunction
The slice she tells you not to worry about.
missojennie
SarcasticBon
Pizza the Hut
myneckalwayshurts
How much for just the tip?
VictusVonGuyver
This gentleman, is how I want to die; in attempting to eat this on my own.
Milfhunter6000
I wonder if I could eat it in one sitting. Kinda tempted to try… where is it?
MrM4rsh
ChicksDigTrucks
That's not a slice. It's just a triangularish whole pizza.
Hashbrown123
Tomato, tomahto.
Beldie
Ok, glad someone else agrees on this one. A slice would indicate that it was... you know... sliced.
gobblinal
If you cut it in half lengthwise, would that count?
Jewdakris
Show me the rear of the pizza to prove you aren't just making pizza in the shape of a slice
DamnedIfYouDo
It's a slice: the crust is only on one end, not the entire perimeter. If that's not how we're differentiating the two, what the fuck are we actually doing here??? ("here" being in this universe with consciousness).
Bundalicious
TIL,I count as 5-7
NomadUniverse
Technically shouldnt qualify as a slice. It's a whole slice-shaped pizza, but not a slice of a much larger pizza.
TheFastpaws
You can't stop me from eating it and dying.
Rynestrm
That has to suck to try and deliver lol.
GH26
It doubles as a paraglider
GravyEducation
I mean it's probably not any worse than bringing in 20 pizzas to a house party
bwittekoekover9000
it's not from a pizza place. it's from Lamanna's Bakery in the far east end of Toronto. not run by Feech though.
ingridwebb88
If it's the same place we went to, they are pick up only
Poppypoppoppop
"SERVES 5 TO 7" I think I can finish it by myself. You want a piece? Go get yours.
TheDaharMaster
I like pizza but this is retarded
QuinnInuit
And it has proper pepperoni on it, too!
ButtscratchMcPherson
No. It has like half the proper amount.
QuinnInuit
I meant the type of pepperoni, not the quantity. Cup pepperoni is the only real stuff.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
I'm full just looking at it.
youreathing
I eat like once a day. That thing would last me a week.
morningxafter
Same. Ozempic?
youreathing
Nah, just always been a light eater in general.
keyblader1985
TheEuphinator
morningxafter
TheRainbowegoSweet007
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
missojennie
ButtscratchMcPherson
I need a banana pepper for scale.
mikeatike
The one thing we can agree on at work is our official pizza topping, pepperoni and banana peppers.
ButtscratchMcPherson
No. Pepperoni, green olives, and garlic.
ButtscratchMcPherson
Or just pepperoni and garlic.
mikeatike
While I love garlic, I'm not sure I could or should get an entire office on this.
morningxafter
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
My brother used to actually do this. Fold in half, in half again, eat.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Oh god she unhinged her jaw!
PineappleLoopsBroether
Cheesy blasters! Thanks meat cat!
morningxafter
And then Meat Cat flies away on his, um, skateboard.
PineappleLoopsBroether
amyrose
Want to see me shotgun this?
morningxafter
OH GOD SHE MEANS THE PIZZA!!
amyrose
You ate that whole thing??
Denvercoder09
A dog ate it....last I saw it, the dog had it.
Livetinydienever
75$
GravyEducation
That's perfectly reasonable honestly, that's like 4-5 pizzas with what looks like quality ingredients, plus the novelty upcharge. You could be getting 80.
bro02tc
Its 40 buck
GravyEducation
As someone who's worked in the catering biz and seen the upcharges, that's really not bad. And also I'm assuming this is a catering kinda thing so
bro02tc
Im not saying that's a bad price. Looking at the website this is there thing big slices and large pizzas. They are franchised in multiple areas some do the big slice some do a 54in x54in pizza thats 350 bucks.
GravyEducation
No I meant "not bad" as in like how you say "that's pretty good" lol. Dude who in their right mind orders a 2,916 inch square pizza. You can't even hand that shit out fast enough before the last slice is dead cold
Livetinydienever
Maybe I was looking at the Vegas site
GravyEducation
I immediately shouted "that's ridiculous, you can't!" Because how you gonna cut it, tavern style? No. And yeah obvious joke is obvious "that's a single serving" look set aside the internet points and just examine the logistics with me here. Are we cutting in weird diagonals?
missojennie
TheVampireDante
keyblader1985
GravyEducation
But then corner pieces have double crust and center pieces have no crust
gobblinal
And the problem with that is ... ?
JustLetMeInNowPlzKthx
Says on the box that it "Serves 5 to 7"... So yeah it's intended to be split somehow. Not sure how exactly.
A couple of people get some crust to hold on their piece and then what? everyone else gets sloppy squares?
Or everyone has comically long and narrow slices?? trying to eat it holding it waaayyy out at arms length?
Cool novelty, logistical nightmare.
GravyEducation
Tavern style is best option but I really don't like tavern style because I am a firm believer that every slice needs a handle, and also, then its not nice neat squares and try serving that to a family of 5, the kids would murder each other because they didn't get the best pieces. I'm talking LOGISTICS
JustLetMeInNowPlzKthx
yeah squares can go jump. at that point you gotta stick your thumb or fingers into the topping and get them all greasy if you want to eat a slice.
Although an argument could be made for taking 2 squares and turning it into a pizza sandwhich by playing one face down on top of the other.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
GravyEducation
*takes regular slice, folds* PointingOutTheObviousMemeGuy.jpg
bad1080
when you can have only "one slice"
AtmaDarkwolf
I wanna see the included soda!
GH26
and one for the road
missojennie
zFUBARz
Was a place nearby that sold slices that had to be 24"x18" and a pop for 2 bucks. Pizza was not great, but fuck did it fill you up.
TheRicM
JustBoone
Imma just have one slice of pizza.... and maybe a drink to wash it down.
bad1080
make it a diet soda tho xD
bwittekoekover9000
coke zero
Table5
Sir, where would you like me to put this keg?
JustBoone
In a to go cup holder please.
Table5
As you wish.
JustBoone
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