Distracting distractions

Apr 11, 2026 9:20 AM

ChoonahFish

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Oops, video here: https://i.imgur.com/44sINCf.mp4

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#5 Taco Bell strikes again.

6 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

#19

6 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

When you throw away a valentines gift that has Helium balloons attached, you miss the chance to tell someone you wouldn't marry them if they were the last person on earth with a high pitched squeaky voice.

6 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#3

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 what's with the toy axes?

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's extremely Manly™️ and Important™️. If Man™️ was'nt wielding them, the video wouldn't have made any sense.

51 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 horses are the animals that get farted on the most

4 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#11 is what it would look like if the Lady of the Lake was distributing weapons 80 years ago.

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was like "80 years? the M60 was only introduced... christ, I'm old."

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#16 v

4 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

#13 the picture looks like it is taken in Austria; nevertheless you are correct.
This one also sums it up pretty well.

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 Me tryin' to read this like:

4 hours ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I downloaded the pic, rotated it, enlarged it and was finally able to read it (I think). It says: "I said a prayer for you today". Meh. https://imgur.com/VqySfCA

3 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

#7 took me a while to realize that that wasn't a branch floating around in the water.

4 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#9 Hmm...

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 hours ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 6

She seems nice.

2 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Now I want cake. Thanks a lot.

4 hours ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

And circuses?

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Oh no. I've reached pretty lady saturation. I no longer care about pretty ladies if they can't do or say something interesting and be actual people outside of just being pretty. What a sad day.

5 hours ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 6

On the one hand it did annoy me that she's doing this in a crowded public space, probably trying to elicit reactions for the video without asking or receiving any consent from anyone there to be included. But on the other hand, that ass though.

1 second ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. You're now a full adult, and Imgur is spoiled for you forever.

33 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll feel better by schteusday.

4 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Get well soon

2 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit

2 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#23 Unless you have a speared fish on a stringer, you should be OK.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 oh Marine of the River, what is thy wisdom?

4 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

use less CLP, not more.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid."

4 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Burrgarrblewaaagh!

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#11 Strange dudes wading through rivers dispensing automatic rifles is no basis for a system of diplomacy.

4 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

#16 lady you are ONE slippy stone away from discovering what the inside of a washing machime feels like...

4 hours ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

you don't see her feet, do you?
lanyard

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't get your comment at first because my mind is in the gutter... https://imgur.com/o8cI541

4 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

In a way though, still accurate, she would be fucked

2 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This cannot be real.

3 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Devil's Pool in Sambia

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it is, but you're not seeing the lanyard on her foot

2 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What you don't see are the dudes behind her holding onto her feet. Whole lotta trust involved there...

4 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

ankle strap and lanyard - don't trust someone's butter fingers

2 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

waterfall: Two-for-One sale today!

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe. Many people do this. Pretty much every day. They also sit in pools toward the top. It’s eerie.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct-ish, the access to Devils pool is from the Zambian side.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also true. And that’s the side with the hippos.
The other side has hyperinflation, bugs on the menus of some restaurants and tariffs on trucks that pass through.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hippos on both sides, it depends on the water levels. Inflation is the 30's percentages. Not good but not hyper.

Ishwa has been eaten for centuries in Zim, and if you think international trade doesnt have tariffs, you havnt been paying attention lately. Orrrr one you may be referring to is the road tax, which is common in countries where heavy trucks damage roads.

58 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 That's clearly not in America. Those EMTs look European

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That doesn’t mean that it’s not also a perfect metaphor for American healthcare.

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's pretty ironic though

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

And #28. Jesus, the world is in turmoil from a handful of old white dudes who manipulate the world for their own power and sociopathic pride.

4 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

What do you call "white"? Are Kim jong hun, Xi Jinping, Mohammed ben Salmane, Paul Biya, Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo... White?
Because they are real jerks.

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mostly white dudes with visions of ethnic cleansing.

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"mostly" based on what calculation?

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bibi isn't white. Just ask a white supremacist.

20 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 hours ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 4

The format is actually great, but inertia and "good enough" are harsh bitches so it hasn't been implemented more widely. I've heard similar things about AVIF.

2 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

3 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I fucking hate webp

4 hours ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

You won't hate webp if it was your Copyrighted image that was being stolen.

2 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

you say, posting a reaction gif from copyrighted material

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I want the image enough I'll just screenshot it

2 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Somehow I doubt WebP protects against AI assimiliation.

2 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#17 the original shoeonhead.

6 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

#16 how to die in 1 very easy movement... oh hell the fuck no.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she's tied by the feet just out of view

45 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great post @op!

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#22 Was this supposed to be a video of am I missing something?

7 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

NBD just a thirst trap video

4 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I too was wondering about this

6 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#5 Proud Trumpers showing solidarity with their cult leader https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWttam9yN2M0b3Fiem5hb3o4b2N5aTBycXNiaDJobnJ1d3d3anBwNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10JhviFuU2gWD6/200w.webp

6 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

They're girls in horse riding gear... not the stupid diaper some of those trumpers wear.

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#11 You had to do that or the dam thing would break and jam up. A gun that fails when water and mud gets into it was not the gun to send to a tropical jungle.

6 hours ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

No shit. That's why the M60 was replaced by the M240

4 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Love the ak fire when muddy

4 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

No clue about when muddy, but I got to fire it in Vietnam. (Tourist attraction, not >50 years ago).

4 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I got to fire it while in the Marines, but not in Vietnam.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've used then before. It's always good to know how to use and disarm tge enemies weapon

3 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The lady in the lake is leveling up from giving away swords. She's getting serious.

4 hours ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

"Arthur, you who are destined to shoot, take this blessed machine gun and go lose a land war in Asia."

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

50 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Jessica Biel in the movie Stealth (2005), it has a very well deserved 13% on Rotten Tomatoes .

5 hours ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

Thanks for the context. I was looking for an intended "how do I see this" or something and I just didn't see it. There's no pun, just a dark photo of a nice looking lady? Or is there something with her arm that has a double meaning? https://imgur.com/MYxdtZJ

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

1 hour ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well I liked it.

4 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah but it becoming true in the stupidest possible way, and also that lagoon scene

3 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

only 13% rotten? That's not bad.

54 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't dislike it but I forgot like 90% of the movie within a week

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoiler:

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The black pilot dies, so that the main protagonist can get the hot chick pilot. They spend maybe half a minute on the funeral and sadness time, by the way. I almost laughed at the absurdity of it.

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was just an incredibly generic early 2000s action movie. The 40% audience score feels more accurate.

4 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I remember enjoying it with half my brain while reading a book.

46 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Top Gun meets War Games meets Short Circuit 2.

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had to come back to add Behind Enemy Lines as well.

39 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was AI

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Specifically, the magats A.I. foot model.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

no, Al's hair is longer.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Close, the movie is about and AI bomber that develops sentience when struck by lightning and decided the human race needs a nuclear war.

3 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The exact opposite of "Short Circuit", where a war machine is struck by lightning, gains sentience and decides war is wrong.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I remember the trailers for that

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#24 lol. Took a minute. Because “twice”.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t get it and neither does my friend- what shall I tell her?

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show it to her a second time, then ask if she's seen it once.

16 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.webp is why you open the Snipping took and trace it to the edges and save it that way.

Alternatively you should also be able to change the file by adding .png to the end of your file name (though this apparently doesn't always work? Idk results may vary)

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I just use good ol' fashioned Paint to save it as a jpg. No clue if and what I loose in compression or quality but after saving as jpg, I go to the wepb file and delete it permanently. My version of extra-hell.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Changing the extension is like using a Post-it sticker on your car to make it a Ferrari... Extensions are there to make it easy for the system to determine which application you want to use to open that given file, it doesn't control the content.

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You should convert it properly, there is no reason to do the snipping thing

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.webp-->.png: Just changing the file extension doesn't affect how the data is encoded inside the file. The extension is just a label.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they mean in the URL, but most servers don't just keep the same image in multiple formats.

44 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ooOOOoooooh ok I got it now. @InvalidAsh I guess I misread that.

42 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0