Don't test me with good time.

Apr 10, 2026 9:35 AM

Zakiamon

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My current message says basically don't call me, don't leave a voicemail, just text me. Please, dear god, just text.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never had an answering machine. If it’s important, they would call back.

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my phone message to this very day is : 'Hello?... Hello?... sorry i cant hear you could you speak up? oh wait I am not here right now. Leave a message.' so many people get caught out

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well....it starts with one thing.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So glad I wasn't born when the Internet was thriving. I used the month python 3 minute answering machine song no one got to the end of... Best I can find is a short version https://www.youmail.com/community/greeting/monty_python_-_answering_machine_song_short_version

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In 1997 my answering machine message transitioned from me reciting to usual spiel to me screaming horribly over the revving of a chainsaw. I got a LOT of hang-ups from that message.

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Your hang-ups are your hang-ups. Don't make them mine.

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"Linkin Park - In The End.exe" -Downloading your songs in the 2000's be like

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And that malware took forever to download too. It really made you appreciate that time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day. The clockticks life away. It's so unreal.

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