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Feb 20, 2026 4:14 AM

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Someday someone's going to invent a comfortable toilet where I can sit there for hours without my legs falling asleep

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That’s a disciplined hemorrhoids care routine. Good on ya.

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Cropped for toilet doom.

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How's your hemorrhoids?

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I should have been in bed an hour and a half ago and here I am, shit talking repilicunts and people that put pineapple on pizza.

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