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39. FR though, love on your guys. Bros, show your other bros you care too. We need more of that.
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Here's a Pallas cat since I don't have pets. I really want to pet the fuck out of this murder floof.
madjo
#47
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newsguycraigevans
boxak
#1 Poor eyesight probably wasn’t an issue in the past because primitive humans with bad vision didn’t survive. “Why is everyone running?” *squinting* “Is that a tiger?”
garpolky
My roommate and I just spend a lot of time on Wikipedia reading up on the different types of skunks and going back up the family tree because of the "fart squirrel" picture. All the things called skunks are in the Americas, but there are two species of stink badger in Indonesia and the Philippines. Also, the are in the "dog-like" super-order. Also, if I understand the family tree, they likely differentiated before raccoons, weasels, and red pandas.
feren
Fucking 💯 correct. As a kid I would have failed school.. or been estnyby tigers..you know, whichever. And now I am here again,not just with astigmatism but with a cataract. Nature trying /hard/ to select me....
pullingsixty
#37 This young lady is clearly gazing down.
Synapsenbrei
#5
IttyBittyProductions
This boomer LOVES Bernie!
DemSumBigAssRidges
#4 yeah, in trouble for not sharing.
DiaboVelho
#7 that's exactly the escort I want
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
#13 ...but I really just need to pee.
jamesx
#1: Most people back then are so lacking in proteins that they have night blindless anyways.
AyatollahBahloni
#2 Someone ELI5 why a comment I made about a photo of a pretty lady taken from behind was removed by the mods, and this supremely weaksauce justification given when I challenged the removal? My comment was simply "Rear view is nice enough." I get the feeling that Imgur's "community standards" are randomly and inconsistency applied.
Zoldjah
#1 yes, very often tbh
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
#16 experiencing severe performance anxiety upon meeting my stomach acid.
Idontneedrealfacts
#18 NOT for looking at her cleavage, she chose that outfit, and he is only human. But the fit and shine of that suit shows he isnt putting in a lot of effort, so true
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
does anyone know the word is ho, not hoe?
SkeksiLady
#31 is this a mugshot? Is it illegal to chase people off your property while naked and screaming?
sisuandserenity
I'm guessing there was more to the story we don't know about.
Zreen
#1 nearsighted people who couldn't see very far were often employed by people needing close sight mechanics such as building chainmail or threading needles for sewing, as often far sighted people were not as good close range as the nearsighted were
CatsandDnD
Ohh, that makes me feel better about my nearsightedness - I love doing stuff like that. I've even tried making chainmaille.
jesuisgur
I've read that nearsightedness wasn't evolution'd away because they couldn't hunt worth shit and stayed in the tribe while the hunters were away and simply fucked the time away...
Zreen
murderhobbit
#16 ohh so it's an antioxidant! Nice
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
A good, solid dump.
madjo
#15 your dad snores a lot. Mommy and daddy love each other very much, still, and we want to keep it that way
edalton454
#14 Thank you Robert Rodriguez!
kwyjiboner
That Pallas cat has a hamster for a nose
nachosyndicate
How dare you.
SirSmurfalot
https://imgur.com/PS5i7u4.jpg
sisuandserenity
I see it now! Took me a while.
davefleming19903
Drix1942
chefgeary313
Drix1942
ToughTurtle
#1 I think glasses or no glasses seeing at night is difficult
sisuandserenity
Blue eyed people have slightly better night vision, and brown eyes are less sensitive to bright sunlight. That's all I've heard about eyes and evolution.
ToughTurtle
I have blue eyes so does my mother. She refuses to drive at night
SmoeAhsolse
Yeah, regardless of their visual acuity people do tend to have difficulty seeing with their eyes closed.
DrRad
#25 Now I want one that says “You’re the reason doves cry”
ButtersTheCat
#1 every single day
Toomuchsheep
#30 Could someone please explain? I fear it is a language barrier for me but i do not get it.
SmoeAhsolse
I think it's referencing that while developing a fetus goes through a stage where it has a protocloaca and is described as being phenotypically female. Meaning it looks female.
(Fun fact, it also develops gills at one point!)
Another guess could be that they're suggesting that the underutilized egg lacks a Y chromosome and is therefore "female".
SmoeAhsolse
*unfertilized
underutilized is an interesting autocorrect. I mean, maybe, but not how I'd like to be talking about it.
Toomuchsheep
Thank you for the thorough explanation! I learnt something new today.
gtotherizzle
#1 optometry, orthodontics, ploysomnic sleep medicine, psychiatry, psychology, gasteroenterology...
sisuandserenity
Fun fact. I used to be a registered polysomographic technologist. ;)
sisuandserenity
Goddammit. Even I spelled it wrong. POLYSOMNOGRAPHIC.
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
I've actually taken a lot of comfort in learning about the roles people like me (bipolar 1 baby!) have taken in society through the ages. People with weird brains are super important to our survival and development! I take my meds & do the things, but it helps to reframe the way I think about it.
sisuandserenity
I know ADHD has always been pretty important because they can multitask and autism helps focus and not to take things personally when you need that focus...like Alan Turing in WW2
Wargamez
That's the modem. Not the router.
IttyBittyProductions
All the better
Scahrossar
Modem is a holdover from the days of dialup. There's very little modulating happening and its usually just a router.
mateo25024
Meh. Kid’s fucked either way.
TheMostKink
"Come over, my parents aren't home."
InsaneDeman
stealthgunner385
It's not just a modem (media adapter) because it has a single WAN port, but multiple LAN ports. It's a modem-router, ergo a router.
ProbeGT
Not really; a "media adapter" is called a bridge. A modem is used to convert digital datastreams to a modulated analog signal. This is no longer what is happening in modern day. This device bridges between ethernet and (presumably) PTSN, and routes it to 4 ethernet ports. Ergo this would officially be called a brouter or bridge router. But frankly, nobody cares about terminology any more these days. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_router
ProbeGT
To clarify; it only uses PTSN as physical medium, it does not adhere to the signaling part of telephony.
BringBackZachBraff
Everyone is trying so hard on this one, it’s making me cry.
Eldibs
Without looking up that particular model, it's pretty common for home internet connections to use a combo unit. Most families don't bother setting up a router separate from their modem because they don't nmeed to. Hell, my gigabit fiber has a combo unit that I use as my router because it lets me do everything I need and the built-in WiFi has enough range to reach the end of my block.
Eldibs
The real problem is they left a moody teenager at home with the house to themselves and nothing to keep them occupied.
16745
Oh no! It might develop a personality, or, heavens forbid, even read a book!
Eldibs
Or, more likely, find worse ways to get into trouble.
dingybasement350
If taking away the internet was that much of a blow then the kid is probably a nerd. I wouldn't be too worried.