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saw this after eating, laughed so hard I almost puked
Feb 15, 2017 8:06 PM
neongraph
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saw this after eating, laughed so hard I almost puked
WHOLEMILK
Yes but it seems more than 50% of the couples are gay also.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Potato hanger should be changed to "full time imgur reposter."
DrunkBarbaraWalters
"Well we spent $75k more, but the bathtub in the guest bathroom was pink and we absolutely couldn't live with that."
SerialChillinSpree
These fucking shows: reason sellers still think its seller market and young buyers want to undercut 30k cause that's what they need 4 kitchn
iggball13
"I'm going for a more rustic vibe, but my wife wants something more modern. But I would love a man cave." -every fucking guy on these shows
DeanOMiite
I'm actually a realtor and this makes me sad
DoublevBomb
They were only invited to be on the show because they bought the chosen house like 3 years ago and have to BADLY pretend they're looking.
OriginalAndWitty
They've already made their choice before it airs. That's why there's one they love a little more than the others.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Yeah I gave up on these shows when I heard that. Usually a house is way better than theirs and they still choose the worst one lol
greendean
I love HGTV. I Hate HGTV!
20PcChickenMcNuggets
"We love to entertain so we'll need an open floor plan"
CascadianTwilight
theacp127
"We are a poor newlywed couple with a budget of only $500,000 for our first house." That's a real quote I remember hearing on one of those.
some1has2saveus
"Oh look at that paint! I can't live here"
baconisthefoodofthegods
Ah nothing like printing money & lending it to idiots to buy real estate at ever inflated prices..who needs a real economy
loveandallthat
I think you're ten years too late.
LatrodectusVariolus
I hope you realize they buy the homes before going on the show, and they have to recruit friends to let them use their homes as the other 2
LatrodectusVariolus
Which I always thought was weird bc you're walking through your friends home saying how much you hate it so you can pretend to buy your home
tls72
We can't spend a nickel over $50,000. Want 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and 3 car garage.
distractedFreek
JustPuffins
"This would make a good man cave." -Every fucking dope in these shows.
IProvideFakeContext
To be fair, its something almost every man dreams of.
Brokiff
he hangs potatos? dude must be loaded
PopCornPlayer81
Damn those potato hangers with all their wealthvoices me a real chip on my shoulder
plongie
A potato chip?
Poopoopeepeevagina
I heard it was s growing market. I knew I should have switched majors...
eion85
Fun fact: They've already found a house before they start filming. Then they film other houses as comparison.
loveandallthat
I like to point this out to people, but then I have to add, "but that's not why I don't like them; I just think they're boring."
pokenar
I wonder how that works for other types of retail shows. Like do they already decide to stay or leave before starting love it or list it?
AverageImgurians
Was watching that show today and yea I've wondered that too
eion85
FWIW: http://www.countryliving.com/life/entertainment/a39104/love-it-or-list-it-behind-the-scenes/
pokenar
So the answer is sometimes they choose before, sometimes they choose after, but its also often different from the decision that's aired.
ripleyrat83
In the UK: "we are 60 something, have all the money and want all the things but we dislike every house you've shown us"
Friend0fours
I had to stop watching these shows because I just could NOT relate to how horrifically entitled and picky the ppl could be. Began resenting.
imhoots
First time, entitled home buyers with tons of money are like nails on a chalkboard. Wife watches - I can't so I read instead.
Friend0fours
Thank god I'm not the only one; I was afraid I was bitter. :)
DecorativeCacti
I like watching House Hunters International but the ones where they are trying to buy private islands and shit piss me off.
SerialChillinSpree
The paradise epidodes I swear are undervalued or are just that 'cheap'. You don't get much house but with the lot they seem great. I wonder.
ferdturguson
Honestly, if they had a show where people tried to buy houses in ghettos I'd watch the shit out of it.
neongraph
that's a million dollar idea!
ferdturguson
"Up nest on 'Crack Den Redo', Mitch and Kate find out how much MDMA was hidden behind the drywall. Also, more vagrant avoidance tips!"
soulbrother20098888
"Oh, our dinning table wont fit"........ life decisions made by furniture ,kills me
Aysling
Dining room tables are EXPENSIVE. My parents wouldn't move into a house unless their dining room set fit. Why waste the money on a new one?
soulbrother20098888
Agreed, tables can be a large investment. But to allow a relatively small investment to dictate a large investment/asset is .....odd
Aysling
Not really! If you have a large dining room table, there's probably a reason for that. Meaning overall, the house wouldn't fit your needs.
Aysling
Adding an addition to your home in order to get a dining room large enough for your table is incredibly expensive.
Aysling
Not sure why you're getting down voted for saying that, but I upvoted you =)
PatronSaintofKillers
Remember that "Reality" in Reality TV is misrepresentation, like when Subway calls their subs "Footlongs" when they are not 12 inches
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Don't forget about the ones that decide not to get a house for a retarded reason like being terrified of ghosts.
EmiBunny0615
I'd be all about living in a haunted house. "Has anyone died here?" "No." "Damn..."
DerrickSteen
That's because they already bought the house they wanted before the show is filmed, so they have to come up with reasons to not buy.
RothChizzle
That reminds me of Stambovsky v. Ackley, "as a matter of law the house is haunted."
kaszimera
"Painting walls on a budget of 1.5mil is just a nogo, I don't care if it's 500k under budget, the guest bedroom is mauve!" House Hunters TLC
way2plant
That ep was my favorite! Producers brought them to a house next to a cemetery and dude flipped out, fantastic stuff.
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
I saw one that had a home that was $15,000 less than their budget, but the 2nd bathroom was dated. For $15,000, have it redone.
asquiiiiiiisha
I just want a second fucking bathroom. Or WC. Just a second damn toilet.
NotAmused1001
Your kitchen has a toilet if your sink has a garbage disposal...
CthulhuPanda
I would not buy a house if I thought it was haunted. I've seen too many episodes of Supernatural.
redhedqd
Or one of those houses which the wall color cannot change.
probshouldntsayitbut
Oh I want to punch those people in the throat.
dmd3eorg
or "I don't like the paint color in this room" guys it's paint. you can... paint it.
probshouldntsayitbut
Throat . . . Punch
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Yeah, if anything you could probably get a discount if it's supposedly haunted
whatupmyknitters
unless other shoppers dgaf about that and are willing to pay asking or higher
DecorativeCacti
And then rig it up for Halloween and charge for "real" haunted house tours.
SirJimmothy
I'd be terrified if I thought I saw an actual ghost. Thankfully they (probably) don't exist as we imagine them.
MrScottBakula
I would NEVER buy a house with rumors of being haunted or something. I don't need that shit!
AllMyZefCats
We bought the oldest house in our town. Whole town is convinced it's haunted. Every now and then we hear footsteps, but that's about it.
MrScottBakula
You are braver than me!
AllMyZefCats
It's a huge house, and it was a reasonable price. IF, there is something here, it's happy to coexist with us, no problems.
MrScottBakula
That is good! I couldn't have done it though. Buying a huge/maybe haunted house at a low price is usually how horror movies start!
nameisunavailable
I dont believe in ghosts but theres always the "what if im wrong?"
neongraph
:))))) what show is that?
AmyTheAussie
Lots of house hunters eps are like that, scripted though but still better than nothing
LannistersSendTheirRetards
House Hunters I believe. I'll see if I can find the specific episode for you since I saw it on Netflix
drunknninja
They took it off Netflix in the US :( I know it was scripted but it was mindless and good to watch late at night while nursing a baby
Anthraxwastaken
"It's not open concept"
whatupmyknitters
which i would be sympathetic to (live where you wanna live) if they place they were trying to move out of wasn't such a cramped rat's nest.
fr1080f
Well that's a legitimate reason.
Anthraxwastaken
Not when you maximum budget it a fourth of the average cost to live in the area and you still somehow find a place
TheOneWithTheLurker
"We're looking for the city life, 5 bedrooms, 5 baths, 3 car garage, a pool, marble floors, lots of space. Our budget is $100k."
axpersic
Do people really want to move into cities? That is no life for a human being.
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
That's the Property Brothers plot. 'I need a pool, 4-car garage, separate office and workout space, decent commute'. We can do 275k tops.
Anpumon
"We also want an open concept."
ardwlf
Have you seen the lovely Trailers we have for lease?
thejadedcynic
I was going to offer this as the other typical couple. You beat me to it.
Atria
Minus a few thing on that list but you can basically get that where I live.
DrJim
It's amazing how far money goes in the south.
EveryonesCousin
Always thought that was BS and then we moved to Waco and bought a house for $67k. Fixing it is so much fucking work though
Almalexia9
THIS is actually what most of the couples are like.
dudewheresmyname
We also want every room to be already painted in the exact color choices we imagined in our dreams. We couldn't possibly paint a room.
heysniz
This kills me every time! Or we don't like the cabinet hardware...
dudewheresmyname
That light fixture is also copper instead of silver. We may need to rethink this house.
nonameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Doesn't like the one house like that because of paint color
KawaiiInari
Ugh, or the damn cabinet color! Fucker, if you have a $500,000 budget, PAY someone to change it for you!
Summonsays
When I buy a house, I kind of hope it has something I don't like so I can redo it and make it mine.
bigholms
Look for bank repos then can get a great deal if you can do a bit of work on them
PinkAlpaca
Yeah, or a house which just needs "cosmetic updating" which means an old lady has lived there and nothing has changed since the 40s.
PinkAlpaca
In Britain it normally means you find a bathroom suite that's brown, olive, pink or maroon.
Summonsays
I don't want anything that old, probably would have to redo everything asbestos and lead paint.... not to mention pipes.
PinkAlpaca
True, asbestos is def a big problem, but if its just ugly decor then I'm happy with a good project! Get in the surveyor!
Ssssssssssss
And to think, if they were willing to live in the 'train suburb', that budget would work in a lot of cities.
DerrickSteen
I think you greatly over estimate what you can get for $100,000.
NotAmused1001
Close to where I live, it's 3 beds, 2 bath, but an older home.
imheretofuckspiders
Man thats like 350k minimum here (for an older home) fuck me i need to move.
DerrickSteen
What city do you live near?
NotAmused1001
I live two hours south of Chicago in a university town.
GeneralBlox1234
1964
RedClaws23
There was this one show in which a couple with 4 kids said they wanted to spend their budget on a 4bed 2bath with a pool. Priorities??
kakacarotkake1
Pool is to drown the 4th child.
NotAmused1001
Sorry Timmy, mommy and daddy need a suntan. Breathe deeply.
TheDino
Depending on gender and age differences, what is the big deal about sharing a room?
acme64
i shared a room until i was like 13
RedClaws23
Nothing. But why get a pool when you could get them their own room?
DarthKael
If you can use it year round a pool would be useful just to burn off some of that energy, then it won't matter where they sleep!
Waidonut
Pff theyll enjoy the pool just as much!
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
What's wrong with that?
nameisunavailable
parents 1 room, 1 kid per room other room, where does the 4th go?
Nova225
Have you ever heard of a bunk bed?
terraomnia
But what about when they get older and start wanting to lock their doors and spend suspicious amounts of time on the computer?
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
Siblings share bedrooms sometimes
axpersic
Do people really want to move into cities? That is no life for a human being.
SmurfEggs
You have to think though people think "city" completely different like there's city city or suburb city
Curlyfrieswednesday
I love living in the city, originally from a poor and decaying town is a stark contrast and my quality of life has improved x9000
Waidonut
I'd rather die than live in thw suburbs or out of the city!
ExtraSpicycherries
I live in the English countryside. I haven't seen anyone my age (20's) since October 2016 - travelled to a city. Great if u like isolation.
68WmedicMelpenny
Born in a small town. Lived in a few large cities. Grateful for experience. But I moved back to my hometown.
Ewokwithastickgif
Minneapolis = Amazing
cucumbersome
Town mouse and country mouse, not all situations are ideal for everyones preferences.
RX7zx6r
Sheesh, imgur is harsh, you got downvoted for having a preference...
whatupmyknitters
yeah, that's why cities are cities. because so many people live there.
keyserv
I like living in the city.
mobigz
What city do you live in?
PotooGeatAndWise
I love living in the city.
Calocagathia
Humans like to be near each other but have personal space. The city forces neighbours to be nicer to each other by living near them.
axpersic
we have a vastly different exp. of city life I see.
Calocagathia
I can see why you hate cites, very crowded, personally I not a fan of them either but it depends where you live.
ExtraSpicycherries
Having come from an extremely rural British village, I loved having neighbours when I lived in a city for 3 years.
RX7zx6r
Haha id love to live in tokyo or my hometown bangkok. Its so flat and boring here in mn :/
Ewokwithastickgif
MN is the goddamn best.
RX7zx6r
Not if your life revolves around sports cars and motorcycles! Good fishing and good people here though :)
lifeonabudget
Upvote for Mn as the best!
putinmybutt
Each to their own. I'd like to experience living in a big city like London but for good? Maybe not.
killthebaddies
I live in London. It's awesome and I can't imagine living anywhere else now. Although trying to buy a house ia crazy expensive :-(
Curlyfrieswednesday
I'm from Manchester and now live in Leeds, I have to admit London intimidates me just cause of the size of it! I don't know how you cope
putinmybutt
I'm going to Uni in September and London was one of my first choices to go but I've seen another Uni close by and it's quite amazing. 1/
putinmybutt
Hopefully when I see my London Uni choice in April it gives me clarity on which to choose.
YoSoyMilk
John Mulaney's bit about house hunting shows is funnier.
Canis138
Daniel Tosh as well
HandelsPariah
With 2 kids and 9 on the way, and a max budget of 7 dollars...
MrBananaBeak
On today's episode of "You Don't Deserve a Beach House"
Flyndaran
Nothing has ever been about deserve, only afford or power to take.
StonedInWonderland
I love it ! Big fan of stand up. Some just have this certain style that makes everything 10 x funnier. He has it !
NotAmused1001
I love his delivery, but when he's on talk shows, his responses are a bit scripted.
TheWonderfulWizardofBaas
I almost prefer john mulaney's bit about his own real estate agent
HandelsPariah
With 2 kids and 9 on the way, and a max budget of 7 dollars...
neongraph
which one is that?
YoSoyMilk
It's in his most recent special The Comeback Kid. No videos of that bit specifically on YouTube that I could find though.
PeriodQueen
It's on Netflix
neongraph
i'll take a look, thanks :)
IrresponsiblyDrunk
It's on netflix :) at least in my country
mycoffeebreath
Which country. I haven't seen it for Germany. Maybe I didn't look hard enough.