TacticoolWolf
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Apr 10, 2026 6:52 PM
TacticoolWolf
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wasanewtgotbetter
I shouldn't have laughed at this, but dammit, it's a great joke!
CitizenPrime
I have no idea what's going on
horseWnoname
it takes something like this to realize you don't see toilet paper warehouse arson jokes every day....
emu314159127001
How much is that in double fires though?
cousteau
Large fire the size of a small fire!
Yakeshinu
rukeman
Were they wiped out?
SuperfluousMeh
These comments are beautiful, they're giving me Old School Imgur vibes
AssociateBob
will this cause a toilet paper shortage and nobody will be able to wipe their arson?
Enceladus21
How stupid can people get. Of course they have insurance. This isn't costing them anything!
delcera
Sure it is. Insurance can't replace the lost time that goes into rebuilding the warehouse or making new rolls
azazyel
I love that guy who did a thing on that math and that there was no such thing as a regular roll even made
marsilies
https://shop.charmin.com/ultra-strong-regular-roll/
thesameasyours
It was so hard to put out because it was a 2 ply fire
AntaNce
Plus each roll was equivalent to 1.36 rolls of Charmin.
KilroyLichking
Large boulder the size of a small boulder
LunarEntropy
Chris Redfield's crossfit partner
cyno01
How many refrigerators to volkswagon beetles is that?
GratuaCuun
Well, also, he tricked the fire department into believing they'd put out the fire - leading to them cutting off the sprinklers - and then he set off the REAL fire
Full on tactical level shit
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGg0Z2k1MGZjOGN4NHdsM3dxa20xYTBmeGJmOHliM3FvY2Y3cW1sYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/p73ysgcGPUhTW/200w.webp
SPQAAE
I tried to find a source for this and goggle just says that the sprinklers failed due to the structural integrity of the building be compromised.
bloodtaker3
It's like that time in Fifth Element when Bruce Willis didn't know he was dead the whole time. Of multipass.
CertifiedBonerDonor
It's like that time in the Fifth Element when they disabled the bomb but then the bad guys activate a bigger bomb
cousteau
It's like that scene in Fifth Element when they disable the bomb and they just activate the bad guys.
TacticoolWolf
It's like that scene in Fifth Element when they disable the bomb and they just activate an even bigger bomb
TacticoolWolf
It's like that scene in Fifth Element when they disabled the bomb and the bad guys activate and even bigger bomb.
cyno01
Or like that part last month when the US bombed that iranian girls school and then a couple hours later bombed the rescuers.
wozat
It's like that scene in Fifth Element where they say, "It's Elementin' Time" and they start elementing all over the place
Imalwaysready
My favorite part of the Fifth Element was when they revealed to the original four elements that they were all of them deceived, for a fifth element was also made.
Then all five elements joined together to form Captain Multipass.
LunarEntropy
Go Planet!
sevro77
Did they put out a Bounty for him?
fractalsphere
All those Brawny firemen..
DangerBaer
👈😆👈
OnyxTurret
Fayen
When I read the post: Ha.
When I read your comment: HA.
OnyxTurret
No one will turn him in because he's so Charmin
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Great Scott!!!
cryptzicle
Different company.
Sonicschilidogs
You sound like a party ... Pooper ..... So you need some.... Kimberly Clark branded TP.....
cryptzicle
Fun fact: the NE of the US uses the most Scott 1000 because their piping can't support the more robust shit paper. (And yah i did used to work for KC. I get this guys grief to an extent)