First picture of Astronaut upon opening capsule! Welcome home!

Apr 11, 2026 12:28 AM

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"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh my God, what is that thing?' and then cut your mic"
Michael Collins to Neil Armstrong, while en route.

15 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dont know how to upload this so heres the link https://youtu.be/gT00dAT10s4?si=i3VmP9tMAzqMo0Nb

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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this would look like an appealing timeline.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this point, fuck it. Can’t possibly get any worse.

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19 hours ago (deleted Apr 11, 2026 6:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Pointless, the original is already more twisted-erotic than that 😂

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should come out with a plastic gun: "Moon's haunted." https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/503/325/eeb.jpg

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19 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Id love it they did that as a prank

20 hours ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

NASA is probably pretty good at filtering out astronaut candidates who are prone to joking around.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Dont lie

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, humor is an amazing stress reliever and could be extremely useful when used responsibly.. I think they’d weed out the clowns who can’t take ANYTHING seriously.. We have seen “gorilla-naut” after all

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