OhLookaHummingbird
2085
51
2
Nov 22, 2022 4:01 AM
OhLookaHummingbird
2085
51
2
ReturnOfActionCheese
I'm not a vampire so you do you I guess
Layinginbed
My boyfriend told me he doesnt run red lights
MrStealYourGiF
Pffft, she uses you to fulfill a temporary need then casts you out with the trash.
brianingram
"Clowns to the left of me - Jokers to the right. Here I am - stuck in the middle with you."
FancySharkDinnerParty
So is poop.
BonafideHomicide
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AisforApple
I don't even understand who they think they're dunking on. Guy's who think they're tampon brands? Guys who think their dicks are tampons?
DeadeicPrints
Guys are usually in someone's dms to be inside them. Tampons ARE inside them. Very simple joke.
AisforApple
I get that part. I don't understand the 3rd sentence. Especially if the joke was only in the first two.
Kagenical
"God I wish some girl would use me as a tampon" - Some simp on the internet.
DeadeicPrints
Tis I!
bippityboppitybuttsex
You mean King Charles III
LeroyShabazAli
I love how they pretend they are so stately and prim and proper and this dude was recorded saying this shit.
bippityboppitybuttsex
They are no better than you, their family just stole a lot more.