Honk Jesus honk

May 19, 2020 2:33 PM

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Honky Tonk Jesus

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Honk, Jesu, Shonk

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Depending on the state, that's a ticket for safety.

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Plot twist: Jesus is the Mexican guy she's stalking

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Or in the Latin texts: “Acclamo, Iesus! Acclamo...”. Religion truly is beautiful.

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Honk jesus honk. If u saves, if you love love. Jesus jesus. Jesus jesus. Jesus.

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Jesus Is My Rear Windshield!

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Honk Jesus Honk If U Saves If U Love Jesus is the answer Love Jesus Jesus Toyota Jesus Jesus Jesus jesus is the answer. I think that's close

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My Dad calls em, “Jesus Freaks”

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Tickets to heaven here! Get your tickets to heaven! Nobody gets in with out a ticket!

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Honk jesushonk

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And this is going to convince us?

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Uh, yeah, when you see how cool this person looks with "Honk Jesus" all over their windshield, how can you resist?

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I want someone to video tape the moment they get pulled over for having the center mounted break light covered and the ensuing argument

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*brake

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You can thank autocorrect and me not giving a shit for that one. But thanks or whatever

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