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Welcome to this dump of random memes. Sometimes I make them themed, sometimes I don't. If you enjoy laughing without talking politics, getting away from the horrors of the world, or escaping reality, you’ll love following this page!
Most corporate bosses. You’re salaried so get to work
Exactly
I don’t fold laundry.
Yes, they find me frustrating
I’m saving up for winter
Yes. What can you do to make life easier?
This is me
This is the sweetest thing ever
Also chocolatiers
Why are you so mean to the tiny cobbler?
What kind of coffee? I’ve heard light roast preserves more caffeine.
Or just being born rich?
Old magazines were wild
What if it’s both?
I don’t like this but I need to hear it
Why would you be embarrassed? I think that’s sweet.
It came up while I was watching an interesting video
Maybe that’s what we should do: make smaller governments.
Omg
We all know someone like this
Putting a positive spin on things
My age is showing again
My kids at the steak house.
The pee bandit has struck another house!
It’s honestly a good point
When I was a kid, we only ate at BK. My dad hated McDonald’s. Now that I’m grown, I’m allergic but Dad eats there all the time.
For real. I’ve never lost the overhang from birthing babies.
How did he just know how to play them? Like, did he purposely practice those in case of this situation?
I agree, my child
I wish I could remember to do this
My grandfather thinks autism is from the sky or something, despite him definitely having autism and ocd. My kids don’t just get it from nowhere.
I have excellent taste in music. Just ask me, I’ll tell ya.
Dust is human skin, right? So why do abandoned houses still have dust?
Asserting his dominance
Omg
I love how the dump him pillow is red
Peeps are disgusting until I eat them. The sugar fools me
ImaginaryFriendship
#17 hmmm deep thoughts
bippityboppitybuttsex
#34 Donald Triplett, died in 2023.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Triplett
southflhitnrun
#16 Continue
Skevoid
#34
For a while because of fear of peanut allergies, parents weren't giving their children peanuts until they were several years old, this caused a big increase in peanut allergies. Having worked this out, the current advice is to give your baby peanuts at about 6 months old and the rate of new peanut allergies has dropped dramatically.
LurkingSarcasm
#35 this lady looks like the cast of the mummy
bluewitch
#31 Anyone who plays music and also has kids probably knows how to play a variety of kid's music.
#38 Funnily enough, Diana's husband also ate the bloomin onion on the drive home, according to another of her reviews.
Ranos17
"Paying for convenience keeps you broke" can fuck right off imo
AgainstMethod
#17 Goddamit, no, that's wrong and genuinely harmful. Having depression doesn't a person has no reason to be unhappy. And having reasons to be unhappy doesn't mean you shouldn't also address the resulting mental health conditions.
Smantha
#36 the dust in your house is you. Sorry.
copperdomebodhi
#17 That's depression talking. There's impoverished people in dictatorships who don't have depression and wealthy Europeans who do. Here's what depression is:
cyrusthevyrus
(2) The post is describing something more like adjustment disorder. Adjustment disorder is different from major depressive disorder in that it is in direct response to a specific event and goes away within 6 months (unless it's chronic).
cyrusthevyrus
(1) THANK YOU. Major depressive disorder is where, for a number of possible reasons, your brain has wired itself in a way that prevents your neurons from producing enough of certain neurotransmitters. This can be caused by genetics, childhood abuse/trauma/neglect, long-term stressors like poverty, etc.
cyrusthevyrus
(3) "Based on their interaction with patients, some clinicians have reported the existence of qualitative differences. For instance, even though a sad mood can be observed in both disorders, it is persistently poorly modulated in those with MDE. In contrast, sadness in AD depends on the cognitive presence of the stressor, which is why affective reactivity is higher"
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10749326/
cmdshift3
#3 Stand Your Ground Law ACTIVATED
CodyBurkett
#7
theobituator
"good boy! What do!"
GigglySprinkleCupcake
What a cutie!
TheGoudaKaramazov
I wish I could say hi to that bird and also eat that pasta.
whotheflipdoithinkiam
Get it Pip
bippityboppitybuttsex
#3 a platoon sergeant once said to us, 'the Army pays you 24-7-365 to be a soldier... I see no reason you shouldn't work those hours...'
MayMayz4DayzYo
Man, fuck that guy.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Yeah, it is what happens when Dirty Nasty Legs are led by Rangers.
LtRooney
#18 "Yeah, you filthy poors, just be miserable and never enjoy anything, just like I, your better, have decided your pathetic little lives must be!" Fuck that bitch.
LupusLilium
#11 I've joked that the GSA is like a cartel, where if you don't get your fix they'll make you feel bad about it.
Hell even the ones who don't sell on the streets make it feel like a drug deal. Yeah, hand off the money to someone then later on meet up with someone else to get your fix.
AyatollahBahloni
#41 Citogenesis is a big part of this problem.
Ozimbah
For everyone's reference - https://xkcd.com/978/
trigonman3
Have you gotten your eight glasses of water today? Do you know why? Because some layperson made it up.
ADDGirl
Yes. I've seen that happen in real life. People made a claim about a charity on a message board, then a legit newspaper reporter interviewed those people making the claim and wrote a serious article about it.
Then people on the message board got to state their claim as fact, because there was a real article written about it.
AyatollahBahloni
#28 This kid will grow up to be an Imgurian.
FortifiedWhine
Or already is cos this is fake.
adamlstf9
#23 okay, but I recently found a 4 hour video recapping my favorite anime and I’ve only rewatched it like…5 times. No, I’m not diagnosed, why do you ask?
thegarts
#38. I saw a similar
Post but with a blooming onion.
UpvotingtheHotButton
#2 Funny haha. Except - daffodils are insect pollinated and do not spread pollen via wind. While pine pollen is wind spread, the grains are so large they are also not allergens. There are many wind pollinated trees which are common allergens - birches, alder, some maples - which bloom at the same time as pine and cause allergies. But pine is blamed because we can see it. Goldenrod and Ragweed bloom at the same time, and Ragweed is wind pollinated and a common allergen, but Goldenrod is not.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#15 Go away or I shall taunt you some more.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
#30 I heard they don't because the women are prone to bleeding a lot so they don't do unnecessary cuts
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Ah that makes sense
AtmaDarkwolf
#7 not a compliment. Prob not even possible, not at least without some tremendous damage to your system. Even IF you decided to eat 'human' food. Be like 3-5x your body weight a day. If u ate seeds and such, god daaaamn u would experience the worse session of constipation before you died.
ImaginaryFriendship
#30 tummy tuck is still on my list
GigglySprinkleCupcake
I would if I didn’t hate surgery so much
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
#8 Thank you, 87 year old woman stuck in a zoomer's body.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
lol
Tenugui
#41 plenty of humans are making mistakes on the internet as well, and as the AI data pool grows ever larger, those mistakes are incorporated into AI answers. Keeping the data set clean with high quality data is impossible
CatShadowleaf
Also, a number of people know that their answers are being AI-hoovered and are putting in absolute bullshit to further fuck with AI because it's the only way to find any humour in it.
Denvercoder09
#34 "gluten was never a problem for people throughout society." "They were the sickly individuals that no one knew why they kept getting sick. Now I know why I kept getting sick...."
trigonman3
We also selectively bred grains with highly concentrated gluten as majority food crops.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
#38 this was originally about a bloomin onion from Outback Steakhouse
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Well that’s interesting
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
I choose to believe that Diana has a husband who does this frequently, 4 months ago, and still hasn't learned how to delete reviews.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#22 Star Trek.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I am pretty sure Hannah Barbara made some evil goatee jokes long before. Maybe even some silent films but its late and I am hungry and can't be bothered to look it up. Feel free to correct me if I am wrong though I like to learn.
TooCoolForZuul
Kbantar
Which is really weird as mirror Spock was by far the least evil of the crew.
plastikb0y
Flash Gordon (Ming The Merciless)
Meltemi
And ironically, the one with the goatee was the *only* good mirror universe copy in that episode.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Jerome Bixby
ka1iban
Probably Fred Phillips, the makeup artist on the show
bippityboppitybuttsex
It was a creative decision during filming to distinguish the Spock's during the episode... the Goatee (actually a Van Dyke) wasn't in the script.
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
#40 @OP have you ever put a Peep in the microwave?
GigglySprinkleCupcake
No. Is it good? For how long?
DarthWaiterSE
Stick two of them with toothpicks, point them at each other, and now you have Peep Jousting.
Which is not to be confused with Pee-Pee Jousting, an event for closeted men behind the dumpster at Olive Garden.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
Have you ever tried to milk a cat?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Have you ever seen the rain?
justworkdamnyou
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
no, but I have seen why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
(it's the sugar, and maybe the cinnamon)