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Killerwolf601
Weakest Irish Republican Army Member.
LeMegachonk
Try this with my cat Henri and you'd better hope you have a team of paramedics and a plastic surgeon handy to put your face back on... assuming the CPR is successful and you don't bleed out on the spot. You need an incredibly chill cat to try this nonsense out on.
Zixtank
Damn, lad. Save some pussy for the rest of us.
GorbrushThreekwood
Closeenoughforthis
My idiot creature generic cat would be fine with this.
Zeeall
Hard man plays with white pussy.avi
melaveikko
pdonettes
Half my cats would be ok with this. The other 2 would make me bleed fir my insolence.
welcometothedystopia
@GBMaker Muscles, cats, mustaches...
GBMaker
That is one loving kitty.
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an0therthr0waway
step 1: Consent. Make sure the cat wants to be picked up. Mine, for instance, usually doesn't.
NibblonianNibbler
Those eyes : "I will murder you in your sleep for just thinking about it"
arumunus
My old Queen, Mercury? I'd regularly walk around with her upside down and she'd just be limp and purring. She was a tabby.
The tea cats Chai and Pekoe? Clingy as FUCK but they are super not into being held. Unless there's a box they can sit in and I hold the box.
arumunus
Cutie baby btw. ❤
an0therthr0waway
and yours are too!
FlyingButtPliers
How will you know if your cat doesn't want to be picked up?
soromon
You ask them. If consent isn't given enthusiastically, then it's a No.
an0therthr0waway
sometimes verbally, but more usually with toenails.
Evenmoreuselessname
Also does NOT want to be picked up.
Evenmoreuselessname
And yet spends most of her time on me (decorations by my 6yo)...
an0therthr0waway
haha! mine also likes to sleep on my legs/feet
TinyOctopus
Tiny octopus does bicep curls with Frank.
texaspearl
show us!
TinyOctopus
/gallery/uDAtg67
There you go.
Sypurist
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmF4ZDZ2anY2c3lhaHJ4b2Rwa3p1Mnl4NXUwbWlidzJmMHY3c3JobiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hNmaZtvOzG1pe/200w.webp
F1yingFox
LurkerWerewolf
I still cannot believe that such an absolute floof unit grew out of such a tiny kitten. Glorious.
decarnatedame
Someone needs to combine burpees with cats and call them purrpees.
disconat
Make sure you only try this with a ragdoll cat or else you WILL die.
MaterialisticWorm
My long hair tabby would have torn my face to shredssss
cytherians
This cat MUST have its claws well trimmed for this. Because... yikes...
ZeldaShotFirst
Nah it's just a ragdoll. This is their default setting
OptimisticMisanthrope
I have a tuxedo who will let me get away with this for a time. My calico on the other hand......would probably slice off my other hand.
MadamPuddifoot
Your... Other hand?
meganical
That’s a good point to make but Maine Coons are also very chill
TheLordFoxington
Can confirm, Jane is by far the most chill cat I've ever had. You can do nearly anything to her and she will be fine with it.
decarnatedame
They're very large, so likely also only for advanced lifters.
Morg729
I had a Maine Coon named Ragdoll because she'd go limp if you picked her up but she would NEVER allow you to be this ruff with her
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Siamese would be fine with this too
ZeldaShotFirst
I had 2 lynx point siamese, brothers from the same litter
One of them would have been cool with this
The other would have left noticeable damage potentially requiring professional medical assistance
BDD85
I'm gonna try it with our bengal.
BDD85
I should not have tried that with our bengal.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
RIP BDD85
HillOfBeans
Nofoxlefttogive
Did you pick that up at the perfect gif shop?