The breakfast hasn't been delivered on schedule

Dec 26, 2025 6:07 PM

unfitpoisoning

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Dog sit with their back towards you so that they can fart in your face

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog faces away from me for butt scritches, nothing else

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that second dog oh my

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

“Show me on the bear where he didn’t feed you”

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are my testicles summer?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My golden can barely go 5 seconds without looking back to make sure I know I need to keep petting him.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So laying on their back, belly up and head in your armpit means...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup! My little dog protects me on the toilet

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A dog that trusts you will face you while pooping, because they expect you to watch for threats from the poopward direction.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

that dog needs a wookie bandolier.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2nd dog sits next to you in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that's a Winnebago

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's so you can scratch their butt

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does it mean when they exclusively sit on your feet while you are trying to poop though. protecting me from the bathroom gremlins?

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And because they want you to scratch their back.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oups, did ya know that dogs use sittimg as a calming signal and to avoid escalatimg the situation, eapecially if they sit facing the other way from you

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My pup really just wants belly scritches but I’ve booped his snoot so many times that he just does it to me now as soon as he sees me, pretty sure he trusts me

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you know that... anyone can say any old bullshit in a video and post it on the internet? They are, however, all good bois and grils

3 months ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 4

I also know some people post said video to get people to smile and laugh.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Bless her heart, she really went "b-b-but! pweeease"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When my dog is facing away from me it's a sign that she wants her butt scratched.

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

When my dogs face away from me it's a sign that they randomly sat down facing that way because neither of them care if they get attention or not.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's literally a joke. With setup and payoff.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's two seperate videos.

Someone made a real video with this claim.

Someone else realized they were in a funny situation based on this claim, and made a "stitch" using part of the first video as the setup.

People are responding to the initial claim, that was made in earnest, not this entire post.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2nd dog is an extra from "Island of Dr Moreau"

3 months ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Where’s yo head at!!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2nd dog is AI. Watch the bottom right corner of the video starting at 6 seconds.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure that's just a video artifact glitching out.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know man... the fur and carpet are very AI-coded. They've got that weird, matching swirly pattern that I see in AI videos all the time. Combine that with the glitch and it feels... wrong.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not 100% sure either but I'm pretty sure I saw that video a long time ago. Before AI was this good. It looks super familiar to me.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does that second dog look like a human in a dog suit?

3 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Because 2nd dog is AI. Watch the bottom right corner of the video starting at 6 seconds.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edward..

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask State Alchemist Shou Tucker

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ed...ward

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never watched full metal alchemist but I am familiar with that scene. Seems so heartbreaking. And it seemed like he was upset that no one understood why he did it.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Clinton Dog?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

heh heh heh alriiight *saxophone solo*

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1