soooo... sponsored by whatever that water brand is? It comes up way too often to not be that or some running gag for the channel itself (or, yk, both).
This is a parody of a video where a black dude does all this, including rubbing the banana peels on his face and dunking his face in bowls of expensive water. No clue what the source is though. It was making the rounds a year or so ago I think?
Depends on location. But In general it’s machine heavy. TVs everywhere. Not well lit (my location has half the lights missing) and I wouldn’t shower or use their bathrooms unless the need was dire. The people I see there are all on their phones and look unhappy. It’s also massive, so it’s a little dystopian to see everyone on machines just tuned out into space.
I prefer anytime fitness. Lots of free weights. Coaching. Friendly people. Windows. Natural light. Clean. $50/month in Seattle.
What kind of crazy-ass daily shedule is that? Getting up before 4am, spending 2 hours in the gym, lunch by 10:45am? Good lord, are people really living like that?!
First I thought it was going to the gym before work (I mean, why tf do an extensive personal care routine BEFORE going to the gym where you work up a sweat?), then nope, just random tutorial or podcast or smt. That said, I was a bit too distracted being amazed at this dog for not chowing down on a steak placed basically in front of its face. I know my Golden would not be able to resist that for more than 2 seconds.
Yeah, no, that I understand (though I very much hope you don't have to get up at 3:50am!). I remember driving to work once at around 9:30am and some city workers were already wolfing down their first doner kebab - fair enough, you've been up & at it for a while already!
They showed it like 5 times so absolutely. I googled it to see what it was so it did that then definitely at least someone else googled it was well but also bought some cause why not
No, as another has said its parodying a meme where an influencer showed a morning routine with weird things like dunking their head in ice water multiple times and rubbing a banana peel on their face. The original was almost certainly to shill that water, as they showed it constantly. Sometimes people mocking it use it for being recognizable but not always.
The expression “third world country” is outdated and is now considered racist. Nowadays, people refer to developed countries, and developing countries. Regarding tap water, it is undrinkable in many parts of the US. Additionally, in many parts of Europe, the tap water is technically drinkable; but bottled spring water is quite plentiful and cheap, so everyone drinks that. So your statement is invalid on multiple levels.
Local control. Most tap water in the US is drinkable but there’s not a federal-level guarantee so municipalities can fuck it up pretty bad from time to time.
NunyaBizness
'69 coupe?
Fortherea
All you guys asking about the daily schedule and not the dog, are weird. I practically didn't see the times, I was just like wtf
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
TheFoosaa
Einhander696
The live action Bojack Horseman adaptation is looking weird.
GratuaCuun
The dog looking so bemused through the whole thing is peak
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REOJackwagon
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ungoot
Looks like Robb Stark is living the good life.
abrakadaBRO
Me every morning
GravyEducation
PicassoCT
Look at this distinguished gentleman
Ivain
soooo... sponsored by whatever that water brand is? It comes up way too often to not be that or some running gag for the channel itself (or, yk, both).
SirSage
Meme parody. Stealing the comment of someone who already linked the original /gallery/LQfaNFA/comment/2497042251
VetNurse05
Why did he rub the banana peels on his face lol
LV1BlueSlime
This is a parody of a video where a black dude does all this, including rubbing the banana peels on his face and dunking his face in bowls of expensive water. No clue what the source is though. It was making the rounds a year or so ago I think?
CaptnVatka
Starting the day before 4am? Gross!
JodyBird
By the power of cocaine, you too can sleep less than two hours!
transomware
Someone help with my budget:
$200/month Dog food
$50/month gym membership
$3,500 month Saratoga water
$160 Gas
The water is non-negotiable
maincarrot
"I'm looking for a new house. I only work part time as a QC factory worker making $0.20 cents an hour.... My budget is $30.2million."
secondgoaround
I think you’re looking for 2007
echonite
Have you tried not buying Saratoga water?
transomware
I don’t follow.
phoenix0path
No.
allenvasher3000
Planet fitness has a $15 a month membership
GravyEducation
Aroo?
CincoProductsINC
Fit planet decreases my sanity every time I go.
atoyot
Why's that? It's the gym I go to and I haven't had any issues.
CincoProductsINC
Depends on location. But In general it’s machine heavy. TVs everywhere. Not well lit (my location has half the lights missing) and I wouldn’t shower or use their bathrooms unless the need was dire.
The people I see there are all on their phones and look unhappy. It’s also massive, so it’s a little dystopian to see everyone on machines just tuned out into space.
I prefer anytime fitness. Lots of free weights. Coaching. Friendly people. Windows. Natural light. Clean. $50/month in Seattle.
ParallelParkingInABurka
What kind of crazy-ass daily shedule is that? Getting up before 4am, spending 2 hours in the gym, lunch by 10:45am? Good lord, are people really living like that?!
Ivain
First I thought it was going to the gym before work (I mean, why tf do an extensive personal care routine BEFORE going to the gym where you work up a sweat?), then nope, just random tutorial or podcast or smt.
That said, I was a bit too distracted being amazed at this dog for not chowing down on a steak placed basically in front of its face. I know my Golden would not be able to resist that for more than 2 seconds.
solutionorppt
Trades workers, but we skip the gym and get paid for lifting lumber/pipe/concrete/etc instead. On site with tools in hand at 7am. Lunch at 11.
ParallelParkingInABurka
Yeah, no, that I understand (though I very much hope you don't have to get up at 3:50am!). I remember driving to work once at around 9:30am and some city workers were already wolfing down their first doner kebab - fair enough, you've been up & at it for a while already!
nothingunused
You know it, they then post it on Linkedin to try and convince themselves they aren't a pathetic slave to the machine.
GravyEducation
Fuckin pathetic, cats are up by 3 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bjVzemsyNzlzYjRwZGdsam52eG9jZWIzaGcyYjF5ZG00ZjMxMGwzNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wLjduF4f4bHOxxMM6X/200w.webp
Zephyr86
Not me! HA!
slamEVIL
I mean it's a dog's schedule.
ParallelParkingInABurka
Fair enough, lol!
SodaForBlood
It's some influencer's supposed morning routine that became a meme. https://www.tiktok.com/@ashtonhallofficial/video/7468783674603998495
ParallelParkingInABurka
Ohhhh, thanks, I clearly had no idea. TMYK!
allenvasher3000
Maybe mostly influencers want you to think they're living like that
ParallelParkingInABurka
Yeah, probably. But of course that begs the question why they think we would possibly find that aspirational.
allenvasher3000
Because people are impressed by appeal their motivated I guess also they have sponsors
TapeLeg
is this an ad for a watered bottle?
Jamesstin
They showed it like 5 times so absolutely. I googled it to see what it was so it did that then definitely at least someone else googled it was well but also bought some cause why not
SignedEpsteinsMother
Yes
GreenMonkeySam
It's a parody of a meme that uses that exact brand. So I don't think so.
SirSage
No, as another has said its parodying a meme where an influencer showed a morning routine with weird things like dunking their head in ice water multiple times and rubbing a banana peel on their face. The original was almost certainly to shill that water, as they showed it constantly. Sometimes people mocking it use it for being recognizable but not always.
rusaide
The water company has expressly stated that he is in no way affiliated with them
He's litteraly just doing it for the love of the game
NPaine
If tap water is undrinkable, then its a third world country
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
The expression “third world country” is outdated and is now considered racist. Nowadays, people refer to developed countries, and developing countries. Regarding tap water, it is undrinkable in many parts of the US. Additionally, in many parts of Europe, the tap water is technically drinkable; but bottled spring water is quite plentiful and cheap, so everyone drinks that. So your statement is invalid on multiple levels.
REOJackwagon
third world country? I think Banana Republic has more of a ring to it
NunyaBizness
USA USA USA
tooL8
its a third world country, its a third world country, its a third world country.
--sings Whitney Houston loudly--
prosper020
RIP Flint MI, and many other places.
ropetopus
Local control. Most tap water in the US is drinkable but there’s not a federal-level guarantee so municipalities can fuck it up pretty bad from time to time.
Comet260
I'm so glad I don't live in Texas. I don't want the brain-eating amoeba.